Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN SHOUJO KAKUMEI UTENA OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FROM THAT SHOW!

Hello this is my first ever fan fiction and it might be a bit strange. first of all I'd like to introduce some of the characters that are fan characters:

Ishi: Juri's wife (thank you zippy)

Koa: Miki's wife

Tambre: Miki's eldest son (10) (thank you Zippy)

Alek: Miki's younger son (6)

Makena: Juri and Ishi's baby girl (that they had by way of donor) (thank you zippy)

another thing I'd like to do is explain all this to you ok Sleepning Makena is a spoof of Sleeping Beauty and Alek is obsessed with being the prince from that movie so that's how it all starts and here you are



Sleeping Makena Chapter 1 a visit to the hospital

*----* =actions ---- = thought everything else is speech

Alek: * runs into the hospital * * sword (which is actually just a stick) held high * *randomly breaking windows and knocking things.and people over * PRINCESS I'M COMING!

Koa: ^ - ^ FUN! *knocks over Pop Machine after kicking it many .many times *

Tambre: * making sure all the people he's knocked over are ok *

Koa: TAMBRE! 6 people you've knocked over are unconscious THIS IS A HOSPITAL! . HIT HARDER!

Miki: * looks around * hey ravaging the Pop machine looks fun * shakes head * no. must. be. responsible one. must. reach. for. checkbook *checkbook in hand * how much will all of this cost me?

Ishi: * opens door * * Koa, Alek,Tambre and Miki run in screaming chased by an angry mob* Hey guys!

Juri: Don't tell me . Path of senseless destruction?

Ishi: Well, it makes them easy to find .

Miki: * glares at family* NO ALLOWANCES FOR A WEEK!

Koa and Boys: AWWWWWWWWWE!

Ishi: that's it peach boy, use that sorry excuse for a spine!

Miki: Right! Look at me putting my foot down! * stomps foot* See? * points excitedly at down at foot*

Koa: *puppy eyes *

Miki: You can't manipulate me just because you sleep with me .

Koa: Who says I sleep with you? There is a perfectly nice couch you can have .

Miki: * pales* Your allowance is back.

Boys: *grab Koa's arms * Mommy!

Koa: *puppy eyes again *

Miki: * shields eyes* NOT FAIR! The boys should have to negotiate for themselves.

Koa: * hugs Miki * Sweetie this isn't negotiable.

Miki: * sighs* fine allowances are back.

Boys: Yay! * dancing*

Juri: Um. yes. so, do we have a prince or what?

Alek:*hops over the the cribe where the baby lays * * looks to Juri * name?

Juri: Makena.

Alek: * extends hand* Locket please!

Ishi: *looks to Juri confused * * they both look at Alek and shrug*

Alek: WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE A LOCKET! Breathe Alek Breathe. I'll be right back. * Zips out the door* * comes running back in 2 seconds later with a beautiful silver locket* Oki. got it. I put a picture of me in it . ( he had in fact put a picture of him in it it looked something like this ^ _ ^ ) *dangles locket over cribe * would you like the locket?

Ishi: *after watching alek taunt the baby with the new locket for the past 5 minutes yells * YES! She would.

Alek: * startled* oki then . *gives baby locket * * runs to his mom and hugs her leg* MOM! I'M A PRINCE!

Koa: *pats his head * I'm very proud of you.

Miki: A nobel at 6 *chuckles * whoda thought?

Juri: *smiles and picks up Makena who coos and munches on the locket *

Tambre: its not fair I want to be a prince