This is a useless one shot. I'm just trying to murder my writer's block. My sister's fictionpress account is MonkeyHOHO. Read her stories.
Once upon a time, there was a princess. Her father, the king, said she must marry a man.
The princess replied, "Only if he can guess these questions right."
The father agreed and told all the men to come to his castle. All the men came and tried to marry the princess.
The first man was a prince.
The prince said,"What must I answer for you, my dear?"
"You must answer this question: What are the most dangerous weapons? What is the best color food? Last of all, do you like to read?" asked the princess.
"1( A sword and a gun are the most dangerous weapons. 2( the best color food is brown because meat us brown. 3( I hate reading, I have more manly things to do."
The princess gave the prince a sour look and turned away saying,"You have failed. Leave now."
The prince stomped away, angerly.
The second man was a doctor. The man quickly answered all of the questions.
He said," 1( Guns and bombs are the most deadliest. 2( Green is the most healthiest 3( Reading is fun if it talks about important things, not fantasy things."
The princess glared at the doctor and said," Go away. You have failed."
The doctor walked away in shame.
The next man was a writer, he also quickly answered the questions.
He said," 1( A hairbrush and a pen. 2( Blue food. 3( I love to read."
The princess smiled and said," You have passed. You are worthy of me because you are a Percy Jackson fan."
Then they married and read all day. They were two lovers in the fandom.
They lived happily ever after.
THE END.