Naruto was walking around the village when he spotted a sign that said "Talent show! Today at 5:00!" he smirked and walked away to his apartment planning something.

5:00

after everyone showed there talent Naruto surprisingly got up and ignored everyone insulting him and when he was on stage put his hands in the release sign and in a puff of smoke Naruto stood at his actual height of 7'5 and summoned a guitar and several shadow clones and instruments and cardboards with Sakura's,Hinata's,Tenten's,and Ino's names on them and several shadow clones picked them up and held them and made the girls think he was going to sing something romantic.

they couldn't be more wrong.

He grabbed his mic and signaled the clones to start he took a deep breath and started singing,

Wanna love,ya

Wanna bug ya,

Wanna squeeze your, Stupid girl.

Wanna touch ya

Wanna take ya,

Wanna shut ya, Stupid girl.

I can't take this

Born to break this (Clones simultaneously rip the card boards in half)

She's going away (She's going away)

What's wrong with my life today?

She's going away (She's going away)

What's wrong with my life today?

Stupid girl!

Stupid girl!

Im a loner,Im a loser,Im a winner *In my mind*

Im bad one,Im a good one,Im a sick one With a smile!

I can't take this

Born to break this

She's going away (She's going away)

Whats wrong with my life today?

She's going away (She's going away)

Whats wrong with my life today?

'Whats wrong with my life today?'

She's going away (She's going away)

Whats wrong with my life today?

Stupid Girl..

Stupid Girl..

Stupid Girl..

STUPID GIRL!

Whooa

Whooa Wha

(Oh) Whooa Wha!

(Ooh) Whooa Wha (Uhh) Whooa Whaah!

(Oh) Whooa Wha!

(Ooh) Whooa Wha (Uhh) Whooa Whaah!

Oh whooa whooa Ah!

She's going away (She's going away)

What's wrong with my life today?

She's going away (She's going away)

Whats wrong with my life today?

'Whats wrong with my life today?'

She's going away (She's going away)

Whats wrong with my life today?

Stupid Girl!

Stupid Girl!

Stupid girl!

Stupid girl!

He stopped singing causing everyone to clap but he yelled "Hey! Anko I told you i could sing so wanna go ou-MMPH!?" He was cut off by her tackling him and yelling "Your Mine!"

and they lived happily ever after of course after the fourth shinobi war.