Title: "Seeking Entertainment"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG
Summary: Shego's seeking to be entertained.
Warning: None
Challenge: ForeverInDisney's challenge for the week of 6-1-09 to have one or more Disney characters experience something new
Disclaimer: Drakken, Shego, and Kim Possible are © & TM Disney, not Pirate Turner. The lines at the beginning are © & TM their respective owner(s) and are used without permission. Everything else is © & TM Pirate Turner. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction.

Green eyes flashed on black as the brunette glowered at the white, obnoxious instrument of torture that sat before her. Today, of all days, out of sheer and complete mind-numbing boredom, she had decided to try out something that her boss and many others found fun. First it had taken her an hour to get connected and then another half hour to find a discussion that appealed to her at least somewhat. Now lines of text scrolled by so quickly she could barely read it.

She typed something and hit the Enter button, and her screen froze, prompting a growl from Shego. She tried hitting several buttons, but the computer just sat there, unmoving save for the tiny, green power button whose blinking further irritated Shego until her hands began to glow. At long last, the computer started to move on screen again. Her temper began to calm but then flared again when the computer suddenly flashed a Shutting Down message.

"What!?!" Shego screeched, never realizing that she had managed to hit a keystroke combination. The screen turned black, and try as she might, Shego couldn't get the computer to come back up. "Why, you little -- " Her fury grew with each passing second until she blasted the computer with a frustrated scream. It burned instanteously to a crisp, and a howl sounded behind her.

Shego whirled in his chair to fix her glare on Drakken. "Oh, shut up."

"Tha-That's co-coming out of your paycheck!" he declared, pointing a shaking finger at the blackened, smoking computer.

She rolled her eyes. "You take it out of what little paycheck I do get for hanging around here," she countered, "and I'll take it out of the work I do for you." It would hit him worse if she threatened to take it out of his pleasure, but then she'd be hurting herself as well. She wasn't about to do that.

"Shego, that's an expensive, top of the art -- "

"Yeah, well, it's also a piece of crap, while I, on the other hand, am a bored, hot woman looking for excitement," she responded in a voice that started off annoyed and then gradually transformed into a sultry tone accompanied by her perfected seductive pout. She leaned forward and slipped her fingers into the band of his pants. He turned as red as he normally was blue as she snatched him to her with a murmured, "Got any for me?" She brought his mouth slamming down against hers in a kiss that rocked both their worlds.

The End