Legolas was sitting idly in a tree, trying to get a song out of his head.
His mind kept repeating the one line over and over; "Girls just wanna have
fu-un," and it was really beginning to bother him. After all, Elves do
suffer the greatest pain. Suddenly, a piece of paper flew into his face.
Legolas spluttered in surprise and nearly fell out of the tree. Pulling the
paper off his face, he read it;
"Do you want to get away from it all?" it read.
"Yes!" Legolas shouted
"Do you want to have a good time and meet new people?"
"Yes!"
"Do you want to discover the delights of modern living?"
"Yes!"
"And most importantly, do you want to get annoying songs that are stuck in your head out of your head?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"We can tell you how. Just make one ridiculously long journey to a nearly unreachable destination."
"Why would I want to do that?" He surveyed the paper further. At the bottom, in very, very small print that only Elves can read, it said, "Or you could just fall out of a tree while singing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'."
"That works!" Legolas then proceeded to sing what he knew of the song and loose his balance on purpose. After forgetting what he knew of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and maintaining his center of balance several times, he finally managed to remember the, "Girls just wanna have fun," bit and knock himself out of the tree. Turning in the air, he saw the ground hesitate and then decide that he would be a nice person to get to know and rush up to meet him. But just before the two were about to cross paths, Legolas was gone in a flash, leaving the ground all alone and rather disappointed.
"Do you want to get away from it all?" it read.
"Yes!" Legolas shouted
"Do you want to have a good time and meet new people?"
"Yes!"
"Do you want to discover the delights of modern living?"
"Yes!"
"And most importantly, do you want to get annoying songs that are stuck in your head out of your head?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"We can tell you how. Just make one ridiculously long journey to a nearly unreachable destination."
"Why would I want to do that?" He surveyed the paper further. At the bottom, in very, very small print that only Elves can read, it said, "Or you could just fall out of a tree while singing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'."
"That works!" Legolas then proceeded to sing what he knew of the song and loose his balance on purpose. After forgetting what he knew of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" and maintaining his center of balance several times, he finally managed to remember the, "Girls just wanna have fun," bit and knock himself out of the tree. Turning in the air, he saw the ground hesitate and then decide that he would be a nice person to get to know and rush up to meet him. But just before the two were about to cross paths, Legolas was gone in a flash, leaving the ground all alone and rather disappointed.