A/N: Hey fellow fans just to warn you this Fanfic will be my first dark fic which might contain a lot of swearing and violence. Just remember that I make no profit from any of my stories so please Read and Review if you absolutely hate how I've done it then just comment and tell me what I can improve on if you love it then let me know in the comments as well I will not be offended you help me write better.
Pinkie Pie. A pink Earth pony with a poofy pink mane and tail with three balloons as her cutie mark. She's always happy and willing to help out a friend in need. She loved to make the ponies of Ponyville smile especially her close friends; Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Twilight and Rainbow Dash. She loved all of her friends but none as much as she loved Rainbow Dash. She absolutely adored Rainbow Dash in fact she actually had feelings for her. She wanted Rainbow Dash and her to be together. In fact she knew when she would tell her these feelings. Hearts and Hooves Day although that was a month away. She still felt she needed to tell her. In the meantime she was planning an anniversary party.
It was the third year anniversary since Twilight arrived in Ponyville. She wanted it to be special for her friend. Whenever Pinkie planned a party she was always able to make it great 100% of the time because she was so talented. She was setting it up in Twilight's castle. "Wow Pinkie you never fail to amaze me with your parties," said a certain cyan Pegasus with a rainbow mane. Pinkie turned and saw her crush smiling at her. Pinkie jumped down from the ladder she was on and said, "Thanks Dash I'm glad to see that you're impressed." Rainbow Dash stood next to her and put a wing around her and said, "How about you take a break and we go prank some ponies." Pinkie blushed very slightly and said, "Sure it's always fun to do that." They left the castle and went to work.
Pinikie had set up a prank for Rarity, when she emerges from her boutique Rainbow Dash would kick a cloud causing thunder to go off and scare her. Pinkie snuck over with a basket of goodies, placed it at the door and knocked and ran into the bushes. Rainbow Dash was ready. When Rarity emerged and saw the basket she read the card, "Ha ha ha." she looked at it confused. Just then a massive clap of thunder went off she jumped and yelped. When she landed on the ground again she looked up to see Rainbow Dash laughing. "Oh Rainbow Dash, you and Pinkie with your pranks. Ha ha ha ha," said Rarity. Pinkie bounced over and said, "At least the cupcakes are good." Rarity smiled and took the basket still laughing. Next was Applejack they would make apples talk.
Applejack was sorting apples at Sweet Apple Acres when she heard from the bucket of yellow apples, "Applejack are you a racist?" "Excuse me?" asked Applejack. The bucket continued, "We feel that you use the red apples more than us or the green apples." Applejack was a bit shocked, "Wow I didn' know yall felt like that." "Hey why are you conversing with those inferior yellow apples?" asked the bucket of red apples. "Don't be racist." "I'm not bein' a racist I'm just talking to them," replied Applejack. "Racist!" said the bucket of the green apples. Applejack was soon bombarded by all of the buckets about being a racist. Soon she heard laughing. She saw some string leading into the buckets and followed it. She found Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie laughing hysterically. "Ah shoot I shoulda known that yall were behind this you two an' yer pranks." she said laughing.
The two pranksters left and returned to Ponyville. "Alright Pinkie looks like I gotta go but I'll see you tomorrow for the party," said Rainbow Dash. "Okie Dokie Loki," replied Pinkie as she hugged Rainbow Dash who hugged her back. Pinkie smiled her widest. Rainbow Dash flew off and Pinkie bounced away towards Sugarcube Corner. She went to her room and laid on her bed on her back. She sighed in happiness. She loved hanging out with Rainbow Dash in fact she couldn't wait to tell her about how she felt. Pinkie decided that she would tell her tomorrow night at the party but in private.
The next day...
Pinkie had gotten up early today so she could finish the preparation for the party and send out all the invites. She managed to finish the prep in record time even for her standards. She just needed to send the invites but there was one problem. She had to make all the cakes and snacks for the party and that would take at least the whole day. She thought of only one Pegasus who could help her. She bounced over to where Rainbow Dash's house was. It was in the sky but she decided to use her party cannon. She pulled the string and she shot up towards the house and she landed outside the house. She knocked on the door.
Rainbow Dash opened the door and smiled when she saw her pink friend, "Hey Pinks come on in," said Rainbow Dash. "Hey Rainbow Dash can I ask a huge favour?" asked Pinkie. "Sure I don't mind." "Could you deliver these invitations to all of Ponyville for the party tonight because I'm gonna be super busy with the snacks today." Rainbow Dash smirked and said, "I'll do it in sixty seconds flat no problem." Pinkie handed her the saddlebags of invites and said, "Great I'll see you at the party then."
Pinkie bounced off the cloud house and landed perfectly and bounced off to Sugarcube Corner. She couldn't stop thinking about Rainbow Dash, "She's just so awesome." she thought to herself with a lovestruck face. She managed to get all the snacks and punch ready while thinking of Rainbow Dash. She went over to Twilight's castle and set up everything even the massive cake. Soon Rainbow Dash arrived and said, "I'm done with those invites Pinkie." Pinkie smiled and hugged her friend, "Whoa okay Pinkie take it a bit easy," said Rainbow Dash. "I'm just glad you got them delivered that's why I'm hugging you." Rainbow Dash returned the hug. She then flew off to her house to get ready. Pinkie stayed behind to greet the guests as they arrived and when she saw that it was an hour before the party she saw that the guests began to arrive. She greeted them.
Soon her friends show up as well. Twilight would arrive later because she was attending royal meetings in Canterlot and would only arrive at her castle the time the party starts. Pinkie was looking for her rainbow maned friend. However she heard the faint hoofsteps from outside and she called, "Twilight's about to walk in everypony hide." They all took their places and Rarity switched off the light. When the door opened all the ponies erupted and said, "Happy Anniversary Twilight." she was taken aback at the surprise.
Pinkie squeezed her and said, "We've had the best three years ever with you here." Twilight thanked everypony and Vinyl Scratch started the music. Everypony was chatting and socialising with each other. Pinkie was looking around for Rainbow Dash. Soon she spotted her and walked over. Rainbow Dash was talking with somepony.
She got closer and saw that she was talking to Applejack. "Hey girls how's this party going for you?" she asked. "Ya have out done yerself Pinkie like always." replied Applejack. "Yeah this is awesome." said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie blushed slightly and asked, "Applejack do you mind if I borrow her for a bit?" "Not at all sugarcube." Pinkie and Rainbow Dash went outside where they could be alone. "Come on Pinkie be brave." she thought to herself. "Rainbow Dash I have something to tell you." said the pink pony. "What is it?" asked Rainbow Dash. Pinkie gulped and said, "You are really amazing and I've enjoyed hanging out with you." "Pinkie just stop there, I think I know what you're about to say," interrupted Rainbow Dash. "You do?" asked Pinkie. "Yeah 'cause I wanted to tell you this since I arrived here at Ponyville," "You did?" "Yes Pinkie...I...I" "This is it." thought Pinkie. "I...I..." suddenly they were interrupted when Rarity asked, "What are you two up to?" Rainbow Dash replied, "Nothing Rarity." "Well come on then Twilight's about to make a toast," said Rarity.
The other two followed her in and they saw Twilight holding some champagne. "I would like to thank everypony here for coming tonight. I would especially like to thank my friends for making me feel at home right here in Ponyville." She toasted and everpony holding champagne drank. After a few hours the other residents of Ponyville left the castle and so did Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie decided to stay and clean up the party. Twilight had gone to sleep because she was tired from her travels. "That was awesome Pinks I gotta admit you can definitely throw a party," said Rainbow Dash. "Awe shucks Rainbow Dash that means a lot to me coming from you."
"So what did you want to tell me earlier?" asked Pinkie. "Oh yeah I wanted to say that Hearts and Hooves Day is in a few months and I wanted to know if you knew what would be a good gift?" Pinkie smiled widely in her head and asked, "Have you met somepony special?" Rainbow Dash blushed. "So who's the lucky stallion," asked Pinkie. "Well it's actually a mare. You could say that I'm a filly-fooler."
Pinkie smirked and asked, "Who is this mare you're eyeing?" "I can't tell you that I want it to be a surprise," replied Rainbow Dash smirking. Pinkie smirked as well and said, "Well if you want to impress her then why not buy her a special neckless for Hearts and Hooves in fact this year the jewelry is being specially made for Hearts and Hooves." "That's a great idea Pinkie I'll be sure to get one for her, you're the best pony ever." said Rainbow Dash. Pinkie hugged her back and said in her mind, "Yesssss! Pinkie you old charmer." Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie cleaned up and after they were finished they left.
Pinkie was staring at her pink ceiling and smiled saying, "Pinkie Pie this Hearts and Hooves Day you and Rainbow Dash might be sharing it together. You charmer." Throughout the week Pinkie wanted to get more details on who Rainbow Dash liked. "Look Pinkie I know you can keep a promise but I know how hard it is for you to keep a secret," said Rainbow Dash while walking next to her bouncing pink friend. "Oh come on Dashie at least give me a hint so I don't tell them by mistake," said an eager Pinkie. "Oh fine but between you and me it's one of our friends," said Rainbow Dash slightly blushing. Pinkie gestured with her hoof at zipping her mouth and winking at Rainbow Dash. They went their separate ways again and Pinkie went to her room in Sugarcube Corner. "Oh Gummy this Hearts and Hooves will be the best ever."
Soon it was nearly time for Hearts and Hooves Day. Two days in fact. Pinkie was walking with Gummy attached to her mane to the jewelry shop. She was daydreaming like she mostly did when she was out. Suddenly she hit somepony else. She looked to see Rainbow Dash, "Hey Pinkie you getting your gift as well?" asked the cyan Pegasus. Pinkie nodded and said, "Yup. Hey you got yours today." Rainbow Dash looked at the box slightly sticking out of her saddlebag and said, "Yup just paid for it I think it's gonna knock her off her hooves. Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh I can't wait!" Pinkie walked past her and said to Gummy, "Neither can I." as she entered the jewelry shop.
It was finally here, Hearts and Hooves Day. Pinkie was feeling the love in the air. She had wrapped her gift and wrote, "I Love You." Pinkie was satisfied and left to get the party ready at the town hall. She saw that all her friends were there ready to help her. "Happy Hearts and Hooves Day Pinkie," said Rainbow Dash. "Same to you Dash,"said the pink pony. They all got to work preparing the hall for the party. After they were finished they all went to their own homes to get ready for the party. Pinkie was super excited to finally tell Rainbow Dash about her feelings and given the hints she knew it had to be her for Rainbow Dash "Because let's face it who else could catch Rainbow Dash's eye." she said.
She was at the town hall waiting for Rainbow Dash to show up with her gift. Pinkie had hers in her mane. Soon many of the guests arrived including her friends except for one. The one she had been waiting for. Soon though she saw her. Rainbow Dash. She looked beautiful Pinkie walked over and said, "Hey Rainbow Dash." Rainbow Dash smiled and said, "Hey Pinks so glad to see you here." They hugged. "Dash have you given your crush your gift yet?" she whispered. Rainbow Dash shook her head and asked, "Have you?" Pinkie shook her head. Rainbow Dash greeted the others as well and so did Pinkie.
Pinkie was busy speaking with Lyra and Bon Bon when she saw the distinctive rainbow coloured tail exit the town hall. "Excuse me girls I'm so happy for you," she said and she followed the pony she wanted. She then saw Rainbow Dash's mane and she followed. "She might want to make it extra special for us," she said. She followed Rainbow Dash to the fountain where she looked like she was waiting for somepony. Pinkie smiled and decided to slowly creep up on her from behind then she saw another pony approach Rainbow Dash. Pinkie got closer but not being seen because she was a ninja at these things. She saw a white unicorn in a stunning light blue dress that sparkled. It was Rarity.
Pinkie creeped closer and heard, "Now Rainbow Dash why did you ask me to meet you here?" asked Rarity. "You see Rarity I wanted to admit something to you." Pinkie smiled and listened intently thinking that maybe Rainbow Dash was shy to say how she felt. "Well go on darling you know you can tell me anything." said Rarity. Rainbow Dash breathed and said, "Rarity you are one of the most generous ponies around and one of the greatest dress designers ever." "Oh well thank you Rainbow Dash." replied Rarity. "You see you're able to do something that no other pony can. You can make me feel and look beautiful. So I guess what I'm trying to say is." "Yes Rainbow Dash?" asked Rarity already somehow knowing what Rainbow Dash was about to say. Rainbow Dash breathed in and said, "Rarity...I...Love You." She pulled out her gift from her small saddlebag she brought.
Rarity opened the box with her magic and saw the most beautiful necklace. It was a jewel encrusted gold necklace with a massive red diamond in the shape of a heart. Rarity was amazed at it's beauty and read the note. "To the one pony I've had my eye on for years." Rarity looks at Rainbow Dash who asks, "So what do you say?" Rarity grabbed her and asked, "Does this answer your question?" She collided her lips with Rainbow Dash's and they both closed their eyes in the embrace. Rarity opened her eyes and so did Rainbow Dash who saw Pinkie with tears in her eyes who ran off. Rainbow Dash excused herself from Rarity and chased after Pinkie. She found her friend crying by the pond.
"Hey Pinks what's the matter?" she asked. Pinkie continued to cry. "Hey come on you can tell me," urged Rainbow Dash soon she was thrown with a box which hit her in the face. She picked it up and read "I Love You." Rainbow Dash opened it and saw a necklace. She walked over to Pinkie who was still crying, "Is this for me?" asked Rainbow Dash. Pinkie nodded. Rainbow Dash bit her bottom lip and said, "It's nice and all Pinkie but I'm sorry I don't feel the same for you." Pinkie sobbed some more. Rainbow Dash sighed and said, "If only you told me then I would have at least been able to tell you that we're only friends. I know I should have told you but I didn't want Rarity to find out. I'll see you around Pinks." She flew off leaving the necklace and a crying Pinkie Pie by the pond on Hearts and Hooves Day.
Pinkie returned home and slumped onto her bed. It was an emotional roller-coaster of a day. She began sobbing again at realising that Rainbow Dash never loved her, after all the time they spent together. Pinkie sat up and looked into her mirror and saw a familiar sight. She was a shade darker and her mane was straight. She walked over to her mirror and looked at her mane she tried smiling but she couldn't she was sinking into depression. She couldn't stand this feeling well the normal Pinkie couldn't. Pinkamena was always within her but would only appear if she was insecure about something.
Pinkie began to cry again. She realised a simple truth. Rainbow Dash doesn't love her she loves the rich stuck up bitch. Out of all the ponies she had to pick her. Pinkie was fine with AJ, Twi, and Shy but Rarity was never on her side no matter what. Pinkie felt a new feeling a feeling she had not felt ever. Anger. She punched her mirror with her right front hoof and slowly retracted it seeing the glass in her flesh. Soon a red crimson liquid escaped. Pinkie began to chuckle. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." She continued to chuckle. She stood on the floor and removed a loose floor board. She smiled so insanely it would put the Joker's to shame. She picked up a leather folder where holstered within were many knives. "Well well well. It looks like we get to have some fun my friends," she said to the knives. She cut her hoof some more and wrote with her own blood in capitals "SMILE SMILE SMILE" She wrote this all over her room along with "HA HA HA HA".
She felt something on her heel she saw her pet alligator and picked him up by the scruff of his neck. She stared at him and said, "You know gummy I think you would look good if you were mounted to the wall." She threw Gummy across the room and he collided with the wall hard. He had broken his front right leg. Pinkie had brought over a hammer and a massive nail and picked up Gummy again putting the nail to his soft underbelly. She readied the hammer and looked into his purple eyes.
She had her insane smile still across her face and a tear escaped and the hammer fell to the ground. She couldn't do it. She just couldn't kill the little alligator. "I'll send you to Fluttershy to get better." she said. She put him in a box and wrote on the box after punching some airholes, "Send to care of package live baby alligator inside." She sent the box downstairs so the mail pony could deliver him tomorrow. She said, "At least you'll be safe." She then smiled again hearing Mrs Cake calling to her, "Pinkie what are you doing up there?" Pinkie smiled insanely and said, "Come up and find out." she heard hoofsteps coming from outside her door. She hid behind it and waited. Mrs Cake entered and saw the room, "Oh my. Pinkie where are you?" "Right here!" she yelled as she tackled Mrs Cake to the ground and held her down with her insane smile on her face and said, "Smile." She slit Mrs Cakes throat and the crimson red liquid of blood flowed from the wound.
She called to Mr Cake, "Mr Cake Mrs Cake had an accident." Mr Carrot Cake ran up and as soon as he stepped through the door she drove her blade through his chest and said, "Smile." She then sliced open his chest and more blood poured from him than Mrs Cake. Pinkie laughed insanely. She then looked at them and said, "It would be a shame to let this meat go to waste." She pulled the two bodies from her room to her bathroom. She had strung up a metal noose and hung Mrs Cake first and pulled out her chainsaw. She began hacking at her and the blood went all over the bathroom and her face. She did the same for Mr Cake. She took their heads off and hung them on the wall with a large nail running through each of their skulls. She took the pieces that she hacked off and ate them.
She liked the taste of blood and pony. She laughed insanely. Pinkie continued to decorate her room with "SMILE SMILE SMILE" and "HA HA HA HA HA." Pinkie just couldn't stop she absolutely destroyed her room. "Hey narrator! Pinkie Pie is gone I am Pinkamena Diane Pie." she said at the ceiling and she laughed insanely.
To be continued...
A/N: So that's the first chapter of Pinkamena Diane Pie. Let's hope we get the old Pinkie back but we can only pray. Please R&R I appreciate it either way.
Until the next chapter.