this is a stupid story. i dont own zelda or conkers bad fur day
conker saw green tunic and a matching hat.
conker groaned,"what kind of yutz would wear this?"
"shut up." berri said. "i made it for you"
"you shouldnt have. and i mean it"
"put it on, conker. heroes turn me on"
"the things i do to get laid..."
"you need a master sword"
conker unzipped his pants. "hows THIS for a master sword baby?"
"not that, a real sword! i heard you have to pull it from the ass of a barrel"
"lets go for a ride......" the barrel said.
"have some beer"conker said. then he reached between the buttcheeks of the barrel.
"hey...what are you doing? ride, ride.....lets go fot a ride"
conker yanked the sword out of his ass.the barrel sighed in contempt."i couldnt crap that out of me for a week. thank you."
"you could do something about the smell"
"what do you want from me? its been in my ass for a while! hey... what the hell are you doing?"
conker picked the barrel up and hurtled him over niagra falls."you bastardddddddddddddddddddddddd" screamed the barrel. then
he was dashed to bits as he hit the bottom." i feel kinda weak. lets visit the fairy. i heard shes pratically naked with big breasts
conker walked over. the fairy popped out of the well, boobies jiggling. then she laughed like a witch."welcome conker. i am
the fairy of big breasts. like them? ill give you a magic spell that will power up your master sword." she jiggled them for conker"
conker had a boner. "now your master sword is powered up! "the fairy said.
"itll be hard to ride a horse with this" epona suddenly appeared, nuzzling conker.
"ive got something better.....introducing...fangy the raptor!"
fangy roared.fangy ate epona. "i guess ill have to ride you" conker said. fangy nodded.
"you made fangy jealous! he must like you" the fairy said.
conker rode off on fangy. the running man who always beats you by a second asked for a race."lets go"
when they met up, the running man was there."my time was five seconds"
"you cheater" conker yelled. "fangy. get rid of his cheating heart for me" fangy made short work of the running man.
five minutes later fangy farted.
the end. (fangy also ate the ending)
conker saw green tunic and a matching hat.
conker groaned,"what kind of yutz would wear this?"
"shut up." berri said. "i made it for you"
"you shouldnt have. and i mean it"
"put it on, conker. heroes turn me on"
"the things i do to get laid..."
"you need a master sword"
conker unzipped his pants. "hows THIS for a master sword baby?"
"not that, a real sword! i heard you have to pull it from the ass of a barrel"
"lets go for a ride......" the barrel said.
"have some beer"conker said. then he reached between the buttcheeks of the barrel.
"hey...what are you doing? ride, ride.....lets go fot a ride"
conker yanked the sword out of his ass.the barrel sighed in contempt."i couldnt crap that out of me for a week. thank you."
"you could do something about the smell"
"what do you want from me? its been in my ass for a while! hey... what the hell are you doing?"
conker picked the barrel up and hurtled him over niagra falls."you bastardddddddddddddddddddddddd" screamed the barrel. then
he was dashed to bits as he hit the bottom." i feel kinda weak. lets visit the fairy. i heard shes pratically naked with big breasts
conker walked over. the fairy popped out of the well, boobies jiggling. then she laughed like a witch."welcome conker. i am
the fairy of big breasts. like them? ill give you a magic spell that will power up your master sword." she jiggled them for conker"
conker had a boner. "now your master sword is powered up! "the fairy said.
"itll be hard to ride a horse with this" epona suddenly appeared, nuzzling conker.
"ive got something better.....introducing...fangy the raptor!"
fangy roared.fangy ate epona. "i guess ill have to ride you" conker said. fangy nodded.
"you made fangy jealous! he must like you" the fairy said.
conker rode off on fangy. the running man who always beats you by a second asked for a race."lets go"
when they met up, the running man was there."my time was five seconds"
"you cheater" conker yelled. "fangy. get rid of his cheating heart for me" fangy made short work of the running man.
five minutes later fangy farted.
the end. (fangy also ate the ending)