Final Fantasy Tactics Answering Machines
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Ramza
"Hey, you've reached Ramza- er- Ruglia. I invite you to leave a message after the tone, but please bear in mind that a heretic being chased by holy psychopaths doesn't have much time on his hands. Not that I am one, of course. Of course not! I'm a great, law-abiding citizen, just ask my brothers! No, on second thought, don't ask them- oh, I'm leaving before I screw this up further. Bye!" BEEP
Delita
"You have reached the home of King Delita Hyral. I'm not home right now, for which you cannot blame me, but feel free to blame yourself or god after you leave a message." BEEP
Teta
"Hi, Teta Hyral here. I can't come to the phone right now, either because I'm at school with Alma or because I'm dead, which I have discovered is a minor inconvenience in many situations. At any rate, you can leave a message and I may or may not get back to you after- HEY! ALGUS! GET BACK HERE WITH THAT PHOENIX DOWN!!!!" BEEP
Gafgarion
"Hello, this is the great mercenary Gafgarion. Why the hell are you calling me? I'd rather not get back to you, so don't bother leaving a message, unless of course you are Balmafula, in which case I'll meet you for dinner, baby. Oh, and if you're calling to hire me, allow me to assure you that for someone as refined as yourself, only the best will do, and believe me, I am the best. My references include the Hokuten, the Nanten, various other military groups, and Balmafula Lanando- shit, I didn't mean to say that. In any case, I am highly proficient in various weapons and attacks, one of my most powerful being Night Sword-" BEEP
Miluda
"You have reached the dwelling of Miluda Folles. If this is Wiegraf, leave a message after the tone. If it's anyone else, call back later, please. If this is Ramza, then **** off, I'm not going to date you no matter how often you ask." BEEP
Balmafula
"This is Balmafula Lanando speaking. I can't come to the phone right now, due to the fact that I'm helping Ram- er, Delita Hyral at the moment. And for anyone who's wondering (coughcoughOVELIA) Delita really loves ME. I can read minds, remember? …Shit, I really hope Delita doesn't call me…." BEEP
Ajora
"Hey, you've reached Saint Ajora, who can't come to the phone right now because he's currently possessing Alma Belouve. Please leave a message after the- oh, shut up, Alma! People do too call me! What- well, yes, technically I am dead, but that doesn't matter! And I am NOT a cross-dresser! Oops… I left the machine on…." BEEP
Cloud
"This is Cloud Strife, but due to the fact that I was just sucked into another world, I can't come to the phone right now. If this is Ramza, my Buster Sword is still being repaired. If this is Aerith, you can come over around six tonight. If this is Aeris, same. And I'd like to take this opportunity to note that you can NOT impale someone on a flower." BEEP
Boco
"Warkwark. Warrrrk, warkwark, wark wark warker. Wark!" BEEP
Agrias
"Hello, this is Agrias Oaks, Holy Knight of god. I can't come to the phone right now, but please leave a message and I'll call you when I'm done thrashing Gafgarion for dating that magician of Delita's behind my back." BEEP
Algus
"Hey, ladies, you've reached the home of the great Algus. If you wish for me to call you, leave your name, number and measurements and I'll do so when I see fit. If you're Teta, PLEASE stop screaming at me, I was just following orders, honest! And if this is Ramza, I don't care how many times you say you're a girl, I refuse to date you, and you better have thought up a good pension plan for me." BEEP
Meliadoul
"…." BEEP