A/N: New story! Hi, this is WinterLake25, and I'm trying a new experiment. So this story will consist completely of textual communications between the characters. I might even throw in a diary entry or two if need be.
Also, there will be many historical characters in this story, as I had the brilliant idea that it would be quite interesting. =D I will explain the characters that appear in each chapter. They will be, however, very AU and a little OOC.
There will be many relationships and pairings, but you'll have to find out via statues updates and such. =D
Characters thus far needing explanation:
Frederick Hohenzollern: Old Fritz, Frederick the Great of Prussia
Julchen Beilschmidt: fem!Prussia
Maria Hapsburg: Maria Theresa, empress of Austria
Vlad Dracul: Vlad the Impaler, Romanian count, inspiration for Dracula
Erika Lupei: fem!Romania
Rose Kirkland: fem!England
Abel Jansen: Netherlands
Laura Jansen: Belgium
Xiang Mei Ling: Taiwan
Theresa Edelstein: fem!Austria
Monika Beilschmidt: fem!Germany
Lovina Vargas: fem!Romano
Chapter 1: Francey-pants, Monika's boobage, and Antonio's obliviousness
August 27, 5:00 pm:
Frederick Hohenzollern: First day of SENIORS! Heck yeah!
3 hours ago via mobile · Comment · Like
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Julchen Beilschmidt: Gonna miss you old man! 2 hours ago · Like · 1 Like
Frederick Hohenzollern: I'll still talk to you in college =D 2 hours ago · Like · 1 Like
Maria Hapsburg: Senioritis much, idiot? 2 hours ago · Like
Frederick Hohenzollern: I'm not the one who barked at the freshmen for dress code 2 hours ago · Like · 5 Likes
Maria Hapsburg: …
Shut up. 2 hours ago · Like · 2 Likes
Julchen Beilschmidt is now friends with Vlad Drucal
2 hours ago · Comment · Like
Erika Lupei: The heck? An hour ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Kesesese…Bio partners An hour ago · Like
Vlad Drucal: Unfortunately 55 minutes ago · Like · 1 Like
Francey-Pants: ur sister is hot
Julchen the Awesome: wtf when did you see her today
Francey-Pants: in my pe
Julchen the Awesome: DO NOT FUCKING BREAK THE BRO CODE
Francey-Pants: y?
Julchen the Awesome: i dont care who you hit on but not mein Schwester
Francey-Pants: fine hot girls at starbucks rite now =D
Julchen the Awesome: D= stop hitting on poor girls toni n i are gonna have to have an intervention
Francey-Pants: you can't have an intervention for l'amour =D
Julchen the Awesome: y do i talk to you
Francey-Pants: cuz you love me
Julchen the Awesome: fuck. i do
Francis Bonnefoy is at Starbucks – with Laura Jensen and Xiao Mei Ling
55 minutes ago via mobile · Comment · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Stop hitting on innocent girls! Love you, but you gotta lay off! 55 minutes ago · Like · 20 Likes
Rose Kirkland: Never thought I'd agree with Julchen, but lay off, Frog. minutes ago · Like · 18 Likes
Julchen Beilschmidt: Iggy! I know you'd be on my side! 40 minutes ago · Like
Rose Kirkland: Wankers 43 minutes ago · Like · 16 Likes
Abel Jansen: Please do not do anything to my sister or else I will rip your balls off. 30 minutes ago · Like · 25 Likes
The Aristocrat: I need my book back
Julchen Beilschmidt: which one =D
The Aristocrat: *sigh* You know which one.
Julchen Beilschmidt: k, fine. sending monika over. make sure francis doesn't hit on her
The Aristocrat: What's wrong?
Julchen Beilschmidt: remember her chest growth spurt?
The Aristocrat: Unfortunately.
Julchen Beilschmidt: francey-pants noticed
The Aristocrat: … May I use the riding crop on him?
Julchen Beilschmidt: kesesesese sounds sexy
The Arstocrat: … Where's Monika right now?
Julchen Beilschmidt: on her way y?
The Aristocrat: She should be here already. It's not that far.
Julchen Beilschmidt: fuck
The Aristocrat: Please refrain from such vulgar language.
Julchen Beilschmidt: Lemme text her
Beilschmidt, Julchen: sis, where r u
Schwester: Almost at Theresa's house. Why?
Beilschmidt, Julchen: good just stay away from francis
Schwester: What's wrong? Not that I would want to see him anyways.
Beilschmidt, Julchen: he wants to hit on you bcuz of your awesome boobage
Schwester: …
Beilschmidt, Julchen: im serious!
Schwester: I know.
Beilschmidt, Julchen: do u see francey anywhere
Schwester: Frick coming this way with a creeper smile. I'm ringing Theresa's doorbell right now.
Julchen Beilschmidt - Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: BFT Intervention. Francis. Now. 10 minutes ago · Comment · Like
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Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Why? 10 minutes ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: 1) He is close to breaking the bro code
2) He is starting to be a slut again. 10 minutes ago · Like · 30 Likes
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Qué? 9 minutes ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: He was hitting on Laura at Starbucks. 9 minutes ago · Like
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: …
He didn't. 9 minutes ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Did you not read his status update? 9 minutes ago · Like
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Axe? 8 minutes ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: As much as I'd have to inflict violence, I don't think that's the best plan to do. 8 minutes ago · Like
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Tomato? 7 minutes ago · Like
Lovina Vargas: Goddamnit bastards, don't speak in code! 7 minutes ago · Like · 5 Likes
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Lovi! Mi Tomate! =D 7 minutes ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Yes! Plan Tomato! AWESOME kesese! Oh, and sorry, had to go maul Francey for Monika 3 minutes ago · Like
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Vale! =D 3 minutes ago · Like
Lovina Vargas: You bastards seriously not telling us the plan? 3 minutes ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Nope! =D 2 minutes ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy: Was it really necessary to discuss this on FaceBook? And I am NOT a SLUT! I just enjoy the company of the sexy young women of our town. =D 2 minutes ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Toni lost his phone. Meaning he let a stranger use it, and then said stranger ran off with it. 2 minutes ago · Like · 32 Likes
Lovina Vargas: Idiot Tomato Bastard. 2 minutes ago · Like · 3 Likes
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: D= about a minute ago · Like
Francis Bonnefoy: Couldn't you have just emailed? 50 seconds ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Nope =D 30 seconds ago · Like
Monika Beilschmidt: As much as I like this plan, please do not get into any more trouble that you need to. 20 seconds ago · Like
Julchen Beilschmidt: Is that approval? 15 seconds ago · Like
Monika Beilschmidt: Ya a few seconds ago · Like · 1 Like
A/N: So much France bashing! Sorry! I just had to. I mean, fem! Germany is really well endowed, and knowing France, he would hit on her for that. And she's a freshman, so yeah.
Plus, you know that Julchen would totally skewer him for being pervy on her baby sis. =D
So far, most of the characters are Juniors, minus of course, Fritz and Maria and Monika. Even Lovi's a junior! I had to! She really isn't Feli's twin anyways. And Rose is a Freshie too, but she's known Francis and gang for a while. And remember that she's probably more mature than most people, and she has a lot of older brothers, so she would know the gang from them knowing her brothers.
Let me know if you've got questions! =D