When Fan Mail Turns Deadly.
By PikaDarkness.
Dear Ash.
I'm your biggest fan, I have all your posters. I couldn't believe you became a Pokemon Master, I was in the crowd, cheering you on.
The last thunderbolt Pikachu gave to that Grovyle was amazing, your my hero! My little brother, Stan, was cheering so loudly, he could have torn his throat! We were waiting outside the arena, you were signing autographs... but you missed us. He was so devastated. How could you do that to him? Could you please send an autograph? It would mean the world to him.
Sometimes I can relate to you, I don't have a father either. He died in a car crash when I was three, I never knew him. How did your father go? Is he still alive?
Please write back. I'm your biggest fan.
Jake.
Jake walked around to the post box that resided in the next street. Excitement tore through him, his biggest idol Ash Ketchum, was going to get this and write back!
But there was trouble at the post office. When a man picked up a load of mail, it fell out and skidded under a photocopier. Nobody noticed it.
Dear Ash.
What's going on? I've sent a letter before, but you never wrote back. I'm not mad or nothing, I just think its bullshit that you don't answer f..s.
I like to cut myself, i love the feel of the blood running down my arm. It releases my pain. I'm cutting myself right now! My brother don't want nothing to do with me until I get that autograph I promised you'd give him.
P...se just write back.
Jake.
But Ash never got the mail, it was so bloodstained that the address was indecipherable.
Ash Ketchum!
Why the fuck haven't you written back? My little brother don't look up to me no more! He calls me a liar, that I was never going to get that autograph for him. He's seven years old, and hating on his big brother! How can you do this to him?! I heard you got together with Misty Waterflower, is she the god damn reason you don't write? I'm cutting myself as I write this! Now I'm making sure there is no blood on the mail- would you like that huh?
Write back!
Jake.
Ash got the mail, he pulled out a pen from his pocket and began to write, but the news stopped him.
"Jake Munich took himself and his girlfriend off a bridge at one thirty in the morning. A tape was recorded, he was angry at someone, the only name we got out of it was "Die Pokemon Master" seems he commited suicide, taking his pregnant girlfriend, who had only a week until she was due for the baby. Its just a terrible, terrible shame."
Dear Jake.
I'm sorry I haven't replied, but I've been busy. I've signed an autograph for your brother, again I apologise for the wait.
What's this about you liking to cut yourself? Man that's dangerous, please stop it. I'm glad I'm you idol, and that you've wrote twice, but I can't always instantly reply. I think you should get some help, before you kill yourself. I saw this news on the t.v, about some drunk idiot riding his car of a bridge, come to think of it his name was-
"It was you, damn."
The End.
I got this from Eminem's song "Stan" I thought it would be cool to write about it. Its really deep, I find it hard to believe someone would kill themselves because of a person not returning their fan mail. But it happens... This might not portray how deep it is, but I tried my best. Please review!
PikaDarkness