Eavesdropping the Central Park

By: catty-cat-cat

Disclaimer: I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and 'Nguping Jakarta.' I only own this fic.

A/N: Hey, guys. I'm in the middle of practice exam right now, but never mind about that. I've just read this blog called 'Nguping Jakarta,' which in English means 'Eavesdropping Jakarta.' That blog was really funny! Anyway, I intended to make the PoM version of it. But due to my dry sense of humor, I'll pick five of all actions of the Central Park Zoo residents. So please review if it's funny, tell me if it's funny or not, and please no flames.

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1. So you're counting the third eye on the forehead?

Marlene: "I wanna buy new soft lenses, the ones with colors ..."

Kitka: "That's cool! I also think to buy those!"

Julien: (chirped in) "Yes, you can buy the ones with different colors in each eye—one with blue, another one with green, and another one with yellow ..."

Skipper who heard them wanted to interrogate them whether they were all space squids or not.

2. Meaning I just have to draw your face, ma'am?

Ms. Alice: "Now you can draw human."

Doris: "But, ma'am, I always draw the human ugly ..."

Ms. Alice: "It's okay if it's ugly. The most important thing is it's good."

The whole classmates who heard Ms. Alice then were confused how to draw human being.

3. How much does it cost for one bottle, then?

Skipper: "What's the difference between wasps and bees?"

Julien: "Wasps are just stinging people, while bees are producing honey." (Pause) "Wait, I heard that there is something called oil wasps! So, wasps are producing oil while bees are producing honey!"

Kowalski who heard them suddenly wanted to fry Julien with the oil wasp.

4. You can passed it off, ma'am ...

Ms. Alice: "Now where are those twelve graders? Why are they absent?"

Hans (the student of the other class): "The twelve graders are off, taking a field trip. Don't you remember?"

Ms. Alice: "Oh, so they went on field trip." (Pause) "Oh, my God! I should have joined them! Oh, dear, I haven't packed up yet!"

The whole class who heard her suddenly wished that they had the same homeroom teacher.

5. I thought the fish is made of cork ...

Private: "Then what is the difference between fish Cork and catfish? I think they have the same faces!"

Julien: "You know; the female catfish is called fish cork."

Then the entire car passenger burst out laughing along the way.

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A/N: If there's something that you don't understand, please ask. I'll be happy to see you on PM.

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