Hi guys! So this is my new SasoDei fanfic... sooo... yeahhh.. Please enjoy it! :D Also, I'm dedicating this to the awesome Name No Danna who gave me my first review ever! Thanks so much, dude!
Summary: Deidara Iwa goes online in omegle one day and chats with this completely random stranger. As the hours chatting with the mysterious person grew by, the feelings Deidara had for him grew as well. Will he ever be able to find out who he is? Will he be able to meet him in real life? And, will he ever be able to confess his feelings for him and get a happy ever after? Find out the answer!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. They all belong to Masashi Kishimoto. If I did own them though, Sasori and Deidara would have been alive and they would have made a Sasodei baby which would be sooo cute. :3 Dont ask me how they would have a baby though... I also do not own omegle.
Warning: Yaoi
If you do not know omegle, it is a website where you could talk to random strangers. Check it out for yourself if you wanna. Oh yeah, the indented words are to show that the words are being used in the internet.
My omegle life (SasoDei)
Riiiing~
All of the students rushed out of their classrooms as soon as they head the school bell ring, marking the end of classes for today.
"Yo, Dei! You fucking coming or what?!"
" mmmm... w..hat?"
The boy named Deidara woke up from his short nap. He blinked his groggy eyes then looked at his surroundings, seeing that the classroom was empty except for the presence of his best friend, Hidan.
"Dude! You look totally fucked up!," Hidan told Deidara while failing at trying to hold his laughter.
Deidara wiped the drool off his face while trying to hide his blush.
"W-whatever, un! Let's just go already!"
Hidan rolled his eyes then headed outside of the classroom. Deidara stood up from his seat while simultaneously stretching his arms. He yawned, got his bag then left the room.
"Sooo, you wanna fucking go somewhere?"
"Sure, un. Let's hang out in the park for a while."
The duo started to walk to their lockers but Deidara stopped some part along the way. He saw Sasori and his friends chilling in the middle of the hallway. It seemed like Pein was able to notice them first because he poked both of his friends then pointed at Deidara and Hidan. Sasori and Kakuzu looked at the direction Pein was pointing at. The trio then started to approach them, Sasori smirking.
"Sasori," Deidara growled out.
Sasori's smirk grew wider. "Sup, babe. Did you miss me?"
'If only he was mine,' Sasori thought.
"In your dreams, un! You just made this day worse for me." 'Not really,un'
"Huh? Is that so? Then let me make it up to you," Sasori said while making the last part sound seductive.
Deidara scowled and slightly blushed at that then hid behind Hidan who was talking to Kakuzu. Hidan stopped talking to Kakuzu for a moment as he noticed Deidara's movement. He told Kakuzu that he had something to do then started to walk to his locker with Deidara close behind him.
As Hidan passed by Sasori, he whispered something to him.
" You better not hurt him or else..."
"Yeah,yeah." Sasori said as he lifted both of his arms as a sign of mock surrender. Sasori and his friends then started to walk to another path.
"See ya later, babe." Sasori shouted out to Deidara as he left.
Deidara blushed then replied to Sasori.
"Fuck you, un!"
Sasori just chuckled at that then disappeared into another hallway. Deidara huffed then continued on his way to his and Hidan's lockers.
~Outside Deidara's house~
"Bye, fucker!"
"Bye Hidan, un!"
Hidan turned his back from Deidara then disappeard into the shadows of the night. Deidara went inside his house then shouted out to his mom.
"Mom! I'm home, un!"
"Welcome back, Dei!," Deidara's mom appeared from the kitchen with her apron a little bit stained.
"I'm going to my room 'kay, un?"
"Okay darling. Just don't forget to do your homework. Also dinner is in the fridge. All you need to do is heat it up in the oven. I'm going now," Deidara's mom said as she wiped her hands, removed her apron then went inside her room to change into proper clothes.
"Yeah, I know, un! Bye."
As Deidara went up to his room, he heard his mom's bedroom door open then the entrance/exit door of his house open and close. Deidara sighed. ' Mom shouldn't be dating guys she's just met in the internet.' He opened his bedroom door and went inside. He switched the lights on then left his bag on his bed. He went straight to his laptop after that, turning it on then sitting on his chair. He went to omegle then put his interest which was art. He then pressed the text button and was soon connected to some random stranger.
"Hi!" ( Deidara doesn't say his un's in omegle because he thinks that people might be able to find out who he is in real life and he doesn't want stalkers finding him and stuff...)
"male 18 yrs old. If you're horny add me in kik. My username is..."
Deidara pressed the disconnect button as soon as he read it. He sighed. ' Stupid little horny bastard. Why don't they just go to a porn website if they wanna jack off.' After that thought, he continued to connect to horny people which was starting to irritate him.
" I swear the next guy would be the last one, un," Deidara said as he pressed the connect button one last time.
Connecting to server... You are now connected with a random stranger. Say hi!
Deidara kept praying that this guy was not horny. He seriously wanted to talk to a normal, civilized stranger.
"Hi! Nice to meet you! FYI, I am NOT horny. ^^"
It didn't take too long before Deidara received a reply.
" Good to know."
'Not much of a talker ain't he, un? But at least he isn't perverted or anything, un... I think?'
"Male or female?"
Deidara raised his eyebrow at the question. 'Pervs usually ask this... but I promised myself that this would be the last time I would try to connect to someone for today... I'll see why the guy needs to know first before judging the person.'
"Why do you need to know?"
"...I'm not a perv or anything 'kay? It's just that I tend to avoid women as much as possible cuz' all of them use their time to do annoying and useless stuff"
"Huh... I guess that makes sense.. I think... So, I'm a guy and I'm guessing you are too or else what you just said would make no sense."
"I guess your smart after all, brat *smirks*"
"What the hell did you just fucking call me!?"
" I guess I said it too soon... I called you a brat unless you can't read?"
"I CAN READ JUST FINE! AND WHO ARE YOU TO SAY THAT I'M A BRAT, HUH!?"
"I don't know... intuition I guess?"
" The fuck!? I'm not a fucking brat you asshole!"
"Whatever, brat. It's just a damn nickname. Don't get your panties in a knot over there."
Deidara was about to snap and press the disconnect button then throw his laptop out of the window but he just breathed deeply for a minute to calm down. 'Deidara, don't let him get to you. Don't let him get to you...,' he kept on thinking as he replied to the guy again.
"If you like nicknames so much then I'm gonna give you one also, danna."
"Fine by me but wait why'd you just call me husband? Wow brat. I just talked to you for a few minutes and you're falling in love with me already. Wow just wow."
"Fuck you! It also means master you know?! And I'm calling you this cuz' one day you'll be calling me that so I'm gonna make you used to the title!"
"In your dreams, brat... In your dreams. And what do you mean by one day? Are you saying that you're gonna keep on finding me on omegle all the time cuz' I sure as hell ain't giving you my email address or something."
"...I guess that's the case cuz' I doubt you're gonna be calling me danna by then end of our chat today..."
"Fine by me, brat."
"Sooo what do you think art is, danna?"
"Art is Eternal. It lives for eternity so that those who see it can cherish it forever. What about you, brat?"
'That's stupid! Art isn't eternal at all! I better tell him that before he starts preaching that to others and sound stupid! Aren't I kind?,' Deidara thought.
" You stupid or something, danna? Art is obviously fleeting."
"Baka. Why in hell would it be fleeting?"
"Cuz', danna! It's fleeting so that when it disappears after it just had showed up, people would have it engraved in their minds and remember how beautiful it looked like after seeing it for just a split second."
"But they would eventually forget it. Baka."
" No, they wouldn't!"
"Yeah, they would!"
"Nu-uh"
" You're acting really childish and stupid now, brat!"
" You trying to act like my mom or something?"
And the two continued to talk until Deidara noticed that 4 hours had already passed by. ' Huh? What the hell? 12:00 am already? Fuck! I gotta sleep now before my mom finds out that iv'e been awake all this time!...but I don't wanna leave him yet...'
"Hey, brat. I gotta go now. My grandma just finished her stupid late night drama shows and she might find out that I'm still awake. Stupid old hag..."
" What a coincidence. I was just thinking the same thing... But to be honest I don't wanna end our talk yet.. sooo why don't we have a secret phrase or something so that we'll be able to find out next time we go to omegle who is who."
"...'kay. What about art is eternal *smirks*"
"Ha Ha. Nice one, danna. But hell would I ever I agree to that. Why not Art is awesome? and the other has to reply with their opinion of art."
" Sounds childish but okay. Bye, brat. Also... can I talk to you again tomorrow at the same time we started to talk to each other.. if you still remember what time that was..."
' So, 8:00 pm... I think?'
"Yeah sure, danna. We started like four hours ago right?"
"Yeah , brat. See you. Bye."
"Bye, danna."
After a minute that Deidara had sent those words, the other guy disconnected their chat.
'I guess I was lucky to be able to find him in omegle. I'm gonna miss him... wait, what the hell did I just think about!? I just talked to him for a few hours over the internet and I'm starting to like him?! Slap yourself out of it, Dei!'
Deidara kept lightly slapping his face while he was still blushing as he thought to himself.
'Maybe it's just that I'm kinda sleepy already...yeah, that's it. I'll sleep for now and try to refresh my mind.'
Deidara went to the bathroom to fix himself up and change into his pajamas but he abruptly stopped when he was on his way to his room.
'Fuck! I forgot to eat the food mom made for me! She'll have a fit if she knew about that! I'll just throw it in the trash can and maybe mom won't notice it.'
Deidara took the food covered in foil from the fridge and threw it in the trash. He then proceeded to go back into his room and have a good night's rest for school tomorrow.
He grabbed his owl stuff toy then whispered before he slept, ' Nighty night owl-kun.'
I didn't have inspiration to give a name to the owl stuff toy or whatever...
Soooo, this is the first chapter of my omegle life. Honestly, I didn't expect it to be more than a oneshot but I started to think of all of this shit as I wrote the beginning part.. and after I finished writing the last sentence of this chapter, it was already pretty late.( what with all of the breaks of watching uta no prince-sama, great anime by the way, and bathroom and food breaks). Please read the next parts. I might update tomorrow since it's a weekend... No promises though... I am a lazy person and proud to be one :3
Hoped you enjoyed this fanfic so far! :D :D :D Bye for now, my people!
Signing off, Kyuune. Peace out!