Fuahahahahahaaa! After experimenting with seaborgium long enough, I have been exposed to so much radiation that my eyes turned purple! Fuahahah- Oh, sorry people. I guess I was caught at a bad time, huh? Oh well. So, according to the polls here for my next fanfic, I have… 0 votes for Sonic and 0 votes for Pokémon… *anime fall* NOBODY VOTED? Hmm… maybe that's cause I never held a vote… oh well! Sonic it is then, folks!

Disclaimer: I do not own M&M/Mars, Crest toothpaste, Hasbro interactive, Altoids, Sonic Team, THQ interactive, or SEGA.

Neo Green Hill Zone (or is it?)

Ahhh… this is the life… relaxing on the beach, catchin' some rays, and swimming in the water as blue as me! No wind, no clouds, no tourists, just Amy, Tails, Knuckles and myself. Now that Eggman has been rid of the Chaos Emeralds once more, there's peace in Mobius.

"Sonic, Sonic! Wake up! Oh, why won't he ever listen!" Amy exclaimed. As Sonic woke up, he remembered what had happened. Reaching to nab a power ring, Metal Sonic had run up to him and… everything went black. All the beach had been a dream; he was in a prison cell with that annoying girl, Amy Rose, who always happened to be caught in his adventures somehow.

"Hmmm… these prison bars are very strong," Sonic pointed out. "My jump dash won't work here…"

Just as he was contemplating, Tails blasted in the door to the prison in his mechanical walker. "Hey, Sonic! It looks like you are in need of some help!" Tails said in his trademark fashion – pronouncing every word fairly slowly. Tails blasted the lock, and Sonic and Amy ran out.

Suddenly, over the loudspeakers the three heard, "Ha ha ha ha ha! If you three wish to get out of here alive, I suggest you place your purple Chaos Emerald right into that slot in the pedestal by the door… Otherwise, I fear the pipes overhead might leak a little anesthetic gas into your chamber, and (get this – the best part) Tails's entrance has been blocked off already by my guards! Ha ha ha ha ha!" Eggman had taken over the loudspeaker system.

Sonic, Tails and Amy all looked at the way Tails had come in. Sure enough, there were two enormous robots guarding the path. Sonic asked, "Tails, could you give me that purple Chaos Emerald? It's our only hope!… Uh… Tails?"

"Um… He, he… Umm, I left it in my other walker…?"

"YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER WALKER! WHERE'S THE EMERALD?"

"Er… I left it at home. Sorry!"

"TAILS!" Things looked bleak, as the sleeping gas was already seeping out of the vents. "Knucles… HELP!" Sonic shouted. No response. "KNUCKLES!"

The speakers shouted once more, "BRING ME MY EMERALD! NOW! Oh, and in case you were wondering, Knuckles is right here with me! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

The gas was making them sleepy, calm, and it seemed as if it were water, splashing against Sonic's face…

Sonic woke up to the sound of gulls. Tails was flying overhead with his two tails, and Knuckles was looking for treasure in the pure white sand. Amy was swimming, and splashing Sonic. "Wake up, sleepy-head! Come swim!" Ah… the whole prison incident had all been a nightmare… Sonic spotted a power ring and was reaching for it as Metal Sonic came up behind him, and everything went black…

There you go! Yet another test of a type of writing style… give me feedback on this please! And another thing – which writing style do you like best?

1. Car Doors Ch. 1

2. Car Doors Ch. 2

3. Majora's Mask Bloopers

4. Neo Green Hill Zone (or is it?)

Flame and I'll instruct Sonic to use his Mystic Light on you and all your friends!