Robot Pony
A dead pony laid on the side of the road after being ran over by an ACME diesel truck.
A gloved hand grabbed the small pony by the neck, and it showed the Mad Scientist holding up and laughing medicinally.
He laid the pony's carcass on a lab table amputating several unnecessary limbs. Replacing them with metal machinery, and using several tools. Such as small drills, buzz-saws, and even an inflation hose.
The now Cyborg Pony sat up with a bionic eye, a metal neck, the right robotic front hoof, a chest plate showing the heart, a left robotic back leg, and even a robotic tail.
It looked around the room before looking at the 4th wall.
"IT'S ALIVE!" The announcer yelled as it showed the logo title. ROBOT PONY.
The Mad Scientist then grabbed the pony and thew him in a chair, with it's front hoofs strapped onto the arms of the chair. Two metal claws then went to the pony's eyes and forced them open, having no choice but to look now.
The Scientist admired his work and he grabbed a remote, before pressing a button and a wall of TVs all turned on at once, showing many episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
In the middle of the one TV flickers to a black screen and the 4th wall zoomed in on it.
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Rainbow Dash was hovering in front of Sonic the Hedgehog looking at him, until she spoke. "Where's your dick?" She asked him and it made the blue hedgehog look at the 4th wall annoyingly.
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Spike was cleaning the library of, until he walked past the case holding the Elements of Harmony. He looked back and forth, before he lifted up the glass case and took the orange element from it's necklace, and putting down the glass case.
He popped the Honestly gem into his mouth and ate it like candy, before licking his lips. "Mmm not bad." He said before he went back to cleaning the library.
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A tomb in the ever-free forest opened and it showed Queen Chrysalis, and Nightmare Moon coming out if it.
"Finally after 10,000 years were free!" Queen Chrysalis yelled. "It's time to conqueror Equestria!"
"Princess Celestia! Were in big trouble!" Shining Armour yelled.
"Captain. It's time to assemble the Pony Rangers." Princess Celestia commanded.
"It's Morphen time!" The Main Six yelled as they held their belt buckles.
"Honesty!" Applejack yelled.
"Kindness!" Fluttershy yelled.
"Loyalty!" Rainbow Dash yelled.
"Generosity!" Rarity yelled.
"Laughter!" Pinkie Pie yelled.
"Magic!" Twilight Sparkle yelled.
With a flash of multicolored light the six ponies were now in skin tight outfits with helmets over them. Ready to fight the evil.
Go Go Pony Rangers!
Go Go Pony Rangers!
Go Go Pony Rangers! Mighty Morphen Pony Rangers!
"When this is done, I am going to personalty smack EW across his fucking face." Rainbow growled as she felt funny when she wore her outfit.
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"I thought that canon stunt would get us our cutie marks for sure." Applebloom said.
"Yeah, and I'm sorry you now have to go to your Uncle Caramel's funeral tomorrow." Scootaloo said.
"He did say that he could do it." Applebloom said.
"Did somepony say cutie marks?" A voice asked as the three fillies passed by a stall that had random stickers. "I couldn't help but over hear that you were talking about them." The ponies working the shop couldn't be seen but the only thing that was seen were the eyes that looked at the CMCs now.
"Yeah actually." Applebloom said with a smile. "We tried to use a canon, but we ended up killing a family member of mine."
"I'm sorry for your loss." The clerk told her with sympathy before it went away like nothing ever happened. "So would you ladies like to buy a cutie mark of your own?"
"Buy a cutie mark?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Of course." The clerk said as a curtain was pulled down showing all kind of cutie marks, that even the reader couldn't describe. "I've got all kinds of them, and they are just as real as the ones other ponies have."
"Wow!" They said as they looked at them.
"All you need to do is pick one, and place it on your flank and your good to go." The clerk said.
"That'll save us a lot of time then just doin stuff, and having other ponies getting killed." Applebloom said with a smile as she found a wooden apple cutie mark.
"Will be the talk of the school to." Sweetie Belle said as she found a music note cutie mark.
"And will be style itself." Scootaloo said as she found a flaming wheel cutie mark.
Once they left the Clerk was counting the bits they paid for them. "He, he, he, just like the other two who got the tiara and spoon."
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Rainbow Dash and Applejack were hoof wrestling until one of them raised something. "Wait... how are we doing this if we don't have anything to grip with?" Applejack asked until Rainbow thought about it to before they looked at the 4th wall.
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"Mom why do you like to play with Dad's joystick so much?" Button Mash asked his mom, only to revive a pair of wide eyes and a hard blush.
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"Dear Celestia. Please tell Bigmac to stop watching my sister taking a shower." Applebloom said, as she was laying next to her bed with her front hoofs together, and she had her eyes closed.
"Dear Celestia. Please tell Bigmac to not stop watching me taking a shower." Applejack said as she was in her room, she was also laying next to her bed with her front hoofs together and had her eyes closed.
"Dear Celestia. Please tell Applejack to stop making me watch her taking a shower." Bigmac said as he was in his room, he laid next to his bed with his front hoofs together and had his eyes closed.
"Dear Celestia. Please have a handsome stallion watch me take a shower." Granny Smith said as she was in her room, and she was doing the same as her grand children.
"Amen." They all said at the same time.
"Dear Faust. Please tell these ponies that I'm not God." Celestia said as she prayed next to her bed.
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Twilight was looking at the case holding the Elements and she was shocked from seeing the gems gone. "SPIKE!"
The little dragon zoomed away leaving behind a dust cloud of himself.
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"Bad Rainbow Dash." Fluttershy said as she had Rainbow Dash over her legs and she was spanking her flank.
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Nightmare Moon was at the doctor's office, and it showed an X-ray of her spine.
"What have you been sleeping on?" Doctor Stable asked her.
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A small paint brush appeared, and it started painting a back ground of Ponyville, the ground, the houses, the sky, and even the accessories.
Then it took some purple paint, and started painting a purple unicorn.
Twilight looked around, until it saw the 4th wall. "Oh hello there. My name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm-" The brush painted a volume control below her and it was turned down to where she couldn't be heard, after a few seconds of that other stuff she was the volume was returned to normal before it faded away.
She looked around the place and noticed something. "Could you paint my library please?" She asked.
The paint brush then started to paint a library, but it wasn't the one she wanted. A public Library was painted instead and it made Twilight laugh a bit.
"No not a public Library. My House library." She said.
The Public library was erased and house was painted, with another library placed on top of it.
"No I meant my tree house library." She said looking at the 4th wall with annoyance.
The house and library was erased, and the Golden Oaks Library was now painted in.
"Thank you." She said as she walked to her home.
But before she could get to the door, her horn was erased. She looked up over her head and gave the 4th wall an annoyed look.
"Very Funny, now give me back my horn." She said.
The paint brush did so, but it wasn't a unicorn horn. It was a trumpet horn on her forehead.
"That's a trumpet horn. I want a unicorn horn." She said.
It then painted a unicorn horn, but it wasn't Twilight's at all. It was a large white horn belonging to a real unicorn not from the show.
"I'm taking about my purple horn you erased." She said.
It then painted her own horn back on her head.
"Thank you." She said before she used her magic to open the door, and went inside her home. "Hey where's the inside of the place?"
The pain brush then painted a back ground for the inside of the library. But instead of the shelves with books, and the table with a wooden horse statue. It had a human like theme to it as well.
"This is for humans, I'm a pony." Twilight replied.
She was then erased, and then painted as a human girl wearing a purple school girl outfit.
"Look if this is some kind of joke I'm not laughing." She said. "Now make me a pony, with a pony library."
She got what she wanted. The back ground of the library was erased and placed with the very inside library she wanted. But as for the pony part. Another Pony Twilight was painted into the scene with the real Twilight.
"That's not what I meant." Human Twilight said.
"She wanted herself to be turned back into a pony." The duplicate Twilight said.
The Twilight that was remade as a human was erased, and she was repainted as a real pony from the human world.
"I meant as a pony from the show I'm in." The Real Twilight said.
She was erased again, and repainted as her normal pony self. But this time she had wings on her back.
"No... take those wings off me right now. Even I think the 'Me becoming an alicorn thing' is over done." She said.
The wings on her back were now erased, but then she notice that her cutie mark wasn't there.
"I had a cutie mark." She said.
The pain brush, painted her flank and gave her back her cutie mark.
"And the other Twilight has to go." She said.
"Hey hold on I-" The second Twilight was then erased.
"Now that that's out of the way. I'm going to read my books." She said, as she turned her flank to the 4th wall and it had writing that she didn't noticed.
'Teacher's Pet' Was written on her purple ass as she trotted away.
"Ain't I stinker?" Discord asked with a smile as he was holding a paint brush, and was sitting in a studio.
That's all folks! ... for now.