Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. If I did, I'd make this fic a a reality.
Oh and if anyone wants it, I'll leave my previous version of Mewtwo Journey Across Hoenn up for adoption if anyone wants it.
It was incredibly early in the morning when Mewtwo awoke that day. Stretching slightly, he raised his body from the make shift bed Ash made and looked towards his clock. 4:28 a.m.
'Too early for Ash to want wake up and maybe I should sleep in too,' thought the psychic cat.
He rested his head and fell back into blissful sleep until a few hours later.
"Ash! Breakfast!" called his mother Delia Ketchum.
At the mention of food, Ash instantly awoke, as did Pikachu and Mewtwo.
Ash let out a big yawn, stretched widely and said,"Morning Pikachu, you two Mewtwo."
"Pika!" "Good morning to you as well Ash," said Mewtwo who stretched himself the way a cat would.
Ash got out of bed and walked towards his closet and said,"Time too start the day!"
He changed out of his pajamas and got into his usual Kanto clothes.
The human and his two Pokemon went down and started eating the breakfast prepared for them.
Ash was eating some cereal while Pikachu ate some Pokemon food. Mewtwo ate it as well and was pleasantly surprised at how good it tasted.
Just when Ash was about to reach for a apple, the phone started ringing. "I'll get it," said Ash.
He picked up the phone and on the screen came Prof Oak. "Oh, good morning Professor," said Ash.
"Good morning, to you as well Ash," said Oak. "Sorry for calling you on short notice like this, but could you come on by my lab, it's urgent."
"Oh, sure thing, Professor," said Ash. After he finished the rest of his breakfast up, he had Mewtwo teleport them to Prof. Oak's laboratory.
"Ah, Ash, good of you to come so quick," said Oak.
"No problem, I had Mewtwo teleport us here, so what did you call us here for anyways?" asked Ash.
"Well, you see Ash, I have just gotten word from one of my associates in Saffron City that Silph has managed to get a sample of a new organism called the PokeRus and I was wondering if it might be possible for you to go and retrieve it for me," asked the Prof with a hopeful face.
"Now problem, Professor Oak, I'll fly on my Charizard most of the way and I'll back in a couple of days," said Ash.
"And once we're back, we can get started on our journey in Hoenn," said Mewtwo.
The three walked out of the lab and onto habitat where the other fire Pokemon where. "Hey, Charizard!" called Ash after spotting his second most powerful Pokemon. (Mewtwo is obviously the strongest one he has, Charizard is second, and Pikachu is a close third with it's low defenses)
The Pokemon noticed him and flew up to his trainer and said,"Ash, hey good morning!"
On night before, Mewtwo had linked with Ash on a telepathic level so when he was close enough with Mewtwo he could understand what Pokemon were speaking.
"Good morning to you too, Charizard. Hey, would it be all right if you could fly me to Saffron City? I need to go pick up something for Prof Oak there," asked Ash.
Charizard thought about it for a moment and said,"Sure, but I'll have to take a break every once in a while. And you've gotta take on that journey in Hoenn you were talking about cause I ain't getting Oaked that easily!"
Ash chuckled and said,"Alright."
He mounted on Charizard with Pikachu on his shoulder while Mewtwo levitated himself on the ground. With a roar, Charizard took towards the sky with Mewtwo flying after towards Route 1.
They were going at a nice and easy pace with Ash gazing as fond and not so fond memories of when he first started his Pokemon journey several years ago.
Noticing the look on his face, Mewtwo asked,"Something wrong?"
"Nah, I'm just thinking about my old adventures back here in Kanto," said Ash.
"Yeah, those were the good times weren't they?" said Pikachu. "Back then it was just you, me, and Butterfree, Pidgeotto, Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle."
"My first team, the original 6," said Ash with a sad nostalgic smile on his face.
Suddenly, Mewtwo heard a commotion from down below. "Wait, I hear something from the ground, it's seems like some sort of battle!"
Charizard hovered in mid-air as they all looked down to see what seemed to be a large group of Spearow's and Fearows that were attacking a flock of Pidgey's and Pidgeotto's. One lone Pidgeot was attempting to fend them off, but it was soon outnumbered.
Ash gasped recognizing the Pokemon. "Hey, that's my Pidgeot! Guys, quick we gotta help e'm!"
"No problem," said Mewtwo. Focusing his psychic powers, eyes glowing blue in the process, he lifted the attacking Pokemon with Psychic. Bringing them all up to his level.
Now that the attacking Pokemon were helpless, Mewtwo turned towards his trainer and said,"What do you believe we should do with them?"
"I don't wanna catch any of them, do you think you could just teleport them someplace where they won't cause any trouble?" asked Ash.
"I can think of one place, New Island," said Mewtwo. With that, he teleported the rogue Pokemon away to the island.
Upon seeing that the menace of the Spearow and Fearow were gone, the Pidgey's and Pidgeotto's cheered while Ash's Pidgeot flew up towards him and said,"Ash, you came back!"
"Pidgeot, it's great to see yah too," said Ash hugging his Pokemon the best he could from on Charizard's back.
"I haven't seen you in so long as well, welcome back Pidgeot!" said Pikachu.
Charizard grunted and said,"Good to so you as well."
Mewtwo was confused and said,"You know this Pokemon?"
Ash turned towards Mewtwo and said,"Mewtwo, I want to introduce to one of my Pokemon. This is Pidgeot, he's one of the first Pokemon I caught when I first started on my journey, back then he was a Pidgeotto."
"Greetings, Mewtwo, it's a pleasure to meet you," said Pidgeot.
"Pleasure to meet you as well," said Mewtwo.
"Hey, Pidgeot," started Ash. "Now that those Pidgey's and Pidgeotto's are safe, do you wanna go traveling with me again?"
Pidgeot nodded and said,"Sure, it's been getting pretty boring here lately, and I do miss my old friends. Sign me up!"
"All right! But first," Ash took out a Poke Ball and threw it at Pidgeot. "Poke Ball, go!" The ball hit Pidgeot and capture it. Grinning, Ash held it up high and said,"Yes! I got back Pidgeot!"
"Uh, Ash, weren't we supposed to be getting ourselves to Saffron City?" reminded Charizard.
"Oh, right. Full speed ahead, Charizard!" commanded Ash. Letting out a grunt, Charizard took off north at top speed with Mewtwo easily keeping up with him.
It took less than an hour for them pass Route 1 and now they had passed Viridian City and were now flying overhead in Viridian Forest. Half way through they stopped to rest even though Charizard stubbornly insisted he was fine and then switched him for Pidgeot to fly on.
In no time at all they were out of Viridian Forest and now over Pewter City. Pidgeot recognized the place and said,"Hey Ash, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the town where one of your friends live?"
"Yeah," said Ash. "Hey, maybe we should go visit him!"
"We're on a schedule, you know that, Ash?" reminded Mewtwo.
"Oh, right, maybe another time," said Ash downcast.
They traveled east and passed over Mt. Moon and then over Cerulean City. It was then that Ash somehow lost got him and his Pokemon lost by going in a different direction than they were supposed to and ended up in the middle of nowhere.
They landed in a forest area with some very tall grass around and tried to find out where on earth they were. "I don't get it! I thought for sure this was the way to Saffron City!" said Ash. He was looking at his map and trying to figure out where he went wrong.
Ash handed the map to Mewtwo who gave it a thorough look and said,"Ash, not only do you have this thing on the left side, this map is outdated!"
"Do'h!" said Ash. "I knew there was something I forgot! Brock had the new map with him before we left! Ahh, I'm sorry guys," said Ash looking sorry.
"It's alright, Ash," said Pidgeot.
"We can always look around until we find a town and ask directions from there," assured Mewtwo.
Ash rubbed his head and said,"Thanks, guys."
Then his stomach started grumbling. He blushed slightly and said,"Guess I'm getting kind of hungry."
"It's already past noon, perhaps we should find a good place to rest and get something to eat," suggested Mewtwo.
"Yeah, good idea." "Pika!"
Ash called back his Pidgeot and started making his way through the tall grass trying to find a good place to properly rest. While trying to see where he was going, Ash stepped on something that made "plub" sound.
"Huh, did you hear that?" said Ash.
"I didn't hear anything," said Mewtwo. It was then he stepped on something that made a sound.
"Okay, now I heard it, said Mewtwo.
"Look down!" said Pikachu.
Ash did what Pikachu suggested and crouched down and saw that they had stepped on a Butterfree!
It looked badly hurt and had collapsed on the ground. Ash helped the Pokemon back up and said,"Oh, I'm so sorry, Butterfr-" He stopped and stared at the Pokemon. Around it's neck was a beaten up yellow scarf.
"Butterfree?" whispered Ash, eyes glistening.
A few hours later Buterfree had woken up to find itself down on a pillow with his right leg wrapped in bandages.
"Where am I? Did I escape her?" he said softly to himself.
"Ash, Butterfree's waking up!" said Pikachu.
"Ash?" said Butterfree. He opened his eyes fully and saw his old trainer in front of him.
"ASH IT'S YOU!" cried Butterfree who flew into his trainer's arms.
"Butterfree, you don't know how good it is to see you again," said Ash with a few tears going down his face.
"I thought for sure I'd never see you again," sobbed Butterfree.
Mewtwo looked slightly misty eyed and said,"Ash must really care about his Butterfree."
Charizard shrugged and said,"I respect Ash and the bond he has with us but if you ask me, he's being a little bit sappy and dramatic."
"Ah come on, he's been reunited with his first Pokemon after 2 and a half years thinking he would never see him again! It's okay to let your feelings out like that," said Pikachu rubbing his eyes.
Pidgeot whoever was sobbing with huge tears coming out of his eyes like a waterfall. He covered his face with his right wing and said,"A BOY REUNITED WITH HIS FIRST POKEMON, THAT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL! AND I'M NOT CRYING! YOU HEAR ME, I'M NOT CRYING IT'S JUST A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT!"
After everyone settled down, they all started eating dinner, Poke Chow for the Pokemon while Ash had a bowel of soup that Mewtwo somehow knew how to make.
Mid-way dinner Ash turned towards his Butterfree and said,"It's really great to have yah back Butterfree. But how did you get all the way out here? And where's that pink Butterfree you were with and your babies, I'd sure like to meet them."
Butterfree who munching on a food pellet, froze as his entire body paled with blue lines appearing on him. Then he instantly went on his right side, hunched up and silent.
"Huh? What's wrong Butterfree?" asked Ash.
"...............................Ohh, that name," muttered Butterfree.
"Talk about what? That pink Butterfree?" asked Ash.
Butterfree moaned in agony and twitched slightly and said rather sharply,"Don't....say....pink!"
"I don't wanna talk about it!"
"Oh boy," said Pikachu. "It's Brock and Prof Ivy all over again."
"What are you talking about?" said Pidgeot.
"Oh yeah, you were released before it happened," said Charizard. "You see what happened was when Ash and his two friends first went to the Orange Islands, he meet a Pokemon Prof called Ivy who Brock decided to stay with. After our adventure in the Orange Islands ended we all went back to Pallet Town to find Brock at Ash's house. Apparently from I what I heard from Pikachu, when Ash said the word Prof Ivy, Brock went into the same position Butterfree is here," pointing towards the said Pokemon.
"Did you ever actually find out what exactly happened between Brock and Ivy?" asked Mewtwo with a disturbed look on his face.
"No, though we did try asking his Pokemon what happened. But they always changed the subject or started ranting how they wouldn't tell, or even faking fainting. I did manage to almost get it out of his Geodude once, but when he was going to tell me, Brock suddenly appeared out of nowhere and decked me of all people, grabbed his Geodude and ran away for a day."
"We eventually stopped asking them about it, though we did run a betting pool," said Pikachu.
"Did you say a betting pool?" asked Pidgeot with a skeptical look.
"Yeah, everyone had their own idea of what happened between Brock and Ivy. I bet that she just turned him down a date or some other romantic advance that he usually makes," said Pikachu.
"I betted that she sexually harassed him," said Charizard casually.
Everyone gave him a wtf look. "Oh come on! It could explain why he took it so badly!" said Charizard.
Pikachu looked away and said,"Anyways, Bulbasaur thought that her eating and house habits were too much for him. I mean she did eat like a pig and her house kept getting messy. She probably messes it up and Brock had to do it again and again. Squirtle thought that Brock finally snapped and tried to rape her in her sleep but found out she was really a man. Chikorita and Cyndaquil didn't bet, but Heracross probably had the weirdest theory of all of us. He thought that he humped her in public and then proceeded to have an orgy with her and her assistants in broad daylight. And then after that he found out from them that they were once men."
Now everyone, even Ash and Butterfree stared at him in absolute disbelief. "How the heck did Heracross came up with such a crazy idea!" yelled Ash.
Pikachu shrugged and said,"Are you so surprised? Heracross tries to hump Bulbasaur every time he see's him."
"I thought he just tried to suck the sap from his bulb?" said Ash.
"I know, but you have to admit, he really looks like he does that," said Pikachu.
After they had finished dinner they all went to sleep. Each of them had different dreams of course.
Charizard's dream:
"Please, have mercy," begged Harrison's Blaziken. In his dream he was having a rematch with Blaziken in the Hoenn League championship and had mopped the floor with him.
Charizard laughed at his beaten opponent and said,"How low the mighty have fallen."
Pikachu's dream:
In his dream, he was having a date with a bottle of ketchup in Paris.
"So, do you come here often mademoiselle," asked Pikachu with a strong french accent.
Pidgeot's dream:
"Hahahah! I did it! I finally flew all the way to outerspace! Hahaha!"
Butterfree's Dream:
"...........No, please...I'm so exhausted, I can't take anymore! PLEASE!"
Mewtwo's Dream:
….............Oh right he doesn't have much to dream about.
Ash's Dream:
It had taken him a while, but he was here. The Hoenn League Championship! Grinning confidently, he took out a Poke Ball which was Mewtwo's and said,"Let's win this. Mewtwo, I choose you!"
He threw the Poke Ball to release........a Magikarp which flopped helplessly on the ground!
"WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he cried as the entire audience laughed at him.
Next day...
"Are we there yet?" asked Pikachu.
"We are now, I see a town!" said Ash.
They landed and Mewtwo looked around and said,"Alright, first thing we should do is find out where we our and then ask directions to Saffron City."
"There might be a Pokemon Center nearby," said Ash who roamed around until he found a Pokemon Center and went in to have his Pokemon healed.
Just when he was about to ask Nurse Joy for directions, he saw a poster on the wall that said,"Pokemon P1 Grand Prix" Eyes widening in rememerance, he said,"Primeape!"
A half hour later, Ash's Pokemon were fully healed and were greeted by they're trainer who suddenly had a new Pokemon by his side.
"Hey, is that..." started Pikachu.
"Heheh! I'm back!" said Primeape.
Ash introduced Primeape to the rest of his Pokemon who had not meet the ape before and now they were relaxing in a park for a bit before they would head off towards Saffron.
While Ash was taking a power nap, a unknown figure was watching him. "Hehehehe, soon you will be mine."
Charizard was taking a light snooze when a pained moan woke him up.
Looking around to see where it came from, he heard it again coming from a nearby dumpster. Now alert, he walked over to it, opened the front cover to reveal Ash's old Squirtle who looked like he was having a terrible hangover!
"Squirtle, is that you?" asked Charizard.
"Charizard? What the heck are you doing here?" asked Squirtle who's eyes were slightly dilated.
"I should be asking you that question? Last time I heard, you were still with the Squirtle Squad," said Charizard.
The turtle looked pained for a moment and said,"There's no way they'll let me back anymore. Not after...that night."
"Huh? What night?" asked the fire lizard.
"You don't want to even know what happened," shuddered Squirtle.
"Great, he's just like Butterfree then," muttered Charizard.
"Hey wait a minute," started Squirtle. "If your here, than does that mean Ash is here too?"
"Sure is, but you'll probably have to be sent to 's place, Ash already has 6 Pokemon on him already," said Charizard.
Squirtle let out a sigh of relief and said,"Good enough for me, I was planning on trying to make my way back to Prof Oak's lab in Pallet anyways."
Squirtle then went back into his shell and then out carrying a needle containing some sort of liquid in it.
"Guess, I won't be needing this," said Squirtle.
"Charizard, come quick, Ash has been kidnapped by a girl!" yelled Butterfree's frantic voice.
"What did you say?" said Charizard and Squirtle at the same time.
"Ash has bee- Oh, hello Squirtle, long time no see," said Pidgeot.
Squirtle gave a thumps up and said,"Sure is, it's pretty awesome the both of you again but let's cut to business shall we? Did you say Ash was kidnapped?"
"Yes," said Pikachu. "While we were relaxing I saw Sabrina appear out of nowhere, grab Ash and take him away, we gotta save him!"
"Look's like a rescue mission," said Squirtle who had gotten to his feet.. "Alright, count me i-"
Squirtle jumped but his movements were slurred and slightly drunk and he accidently let go of the needle sending it flying.
"Duck!" cried everyone.
They did, but the needle was impedded at the end of Mewtwo's tail.
Eyes wide, Mewtwo looked at Squirtle and said,"Squirtle, tell me quick, what's in this-"
He stopped for then his eye's became dilated and in his head a voice said,"Yeah, yeah, boy ha! Watching me in my condition."
The scenery around him changed completely as he suddenly began flying around in a spiral way and landed in a black background.
What he saw next could only be described as...Lopunny's, Gardevoirs, and Metapods.
"Mewtwo? Mewtwo? Are you all right," asked Pikachu.
Mewtwo turned towards Pikachu with a uncharacteristic grin and said,"Dude, why so serious? I've never felt this good before in my life!"
"Squirtle, that needle, did it have what I think it is?" said Charizard.
"Um by that, you mean a cocktail of drugs meant to send a Pokemon back in the land of the 1960's then yes," said Squirtle nervously.
"Hey, do you have anymore of that good stuff?" Primeape asked suddenly.
Pikachu gave him a glare and said,"No! The last thing we need is another Pokemon on crack!"
"Uh guys, no offense, but shouldn't we GETTING ASH BACK FROM THAT CRAZY LADY!" yelled Butterfree.
"Gaa that's right!" said Pikachu.
"HEEEEY!" said Mewtwo loudly pointing at Charizard's tail. "Dude, your tail's on fire! Doesn't it hurt?"
Charizard shrugged and said,"Not all, though you should know, if this flame goes, I die."
"Oh man, that would soo suck!" said Mewtwo. "Hey, why are you taller than me? I'm the tallest dude in the world!"
Charizard rolled his eyes and said,"No your not, heck I've seen plenty of Pokemon taller you are."
Mewtwo let out a weak impression of a glare and said,"Well I don't like it! Turn back into a Charmeleon!"
Charizard snorted and said,"This isn't Digimon, this is Pokemon! And I can't de-evolve, not that I would want to anyways."
"I can do it to yah, watch!" Mewtwo channeled a sphere of white energy in his right hand and blasted a stream of energy from it at Charizard.
"Hey, what are you-" Suddenly Charizard's entire body was immersed in a bright white light. He started shrinking as his wings went back into his body. His two horns fused into one as his entire body became more slim and defined and took on a red color.
Charmeleon moaned, rubbed his head and said,"What the hell did you do to me?"
He looked around and said,"And when did all of you get so much bigger?"
"Uh, buddy, pal," started Pikachu nervously. "Don't look at your reflection."
"What do you mean don't look at my-" Charmeleon looked at himself in a mirror and let out a devastated scream.
"AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm a Charmeleon again! How did- wait you!" he said pointing at Mewtwo angrily.
"Like it?" said Mewtwo with a dopey look on his face.
"LIKE IT?! How the hell can I ever go back to the Charicific Valley to visit Charla now?! I'll be freaking laughed out of the valley! I started out from one of the weakest Charizard's in the valley to one of the toughest and now I'm back in middle form!"
"Ah come one, you can just...zzzz." Mewtwo had fallen asleep on the ground for now apparent reason at all.
"Whew, at least he won't cause anymore trouble," said Pikachu.
"Did you say trouble?" said a voice.
They all turned to see Team Rocket who started their usual motto.
"To protect the world from devastation," started Jessie.
"To denounce all people wit-" started James.
"I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR STUPID MOTTO BULL SHIT!" roared Charmeleon.
He made an impressive jump and started beating the living snot out of Team Rocket Pro Wrestling style.
In one arm, he had Jessie in a choke hold, in another he was hitting Meowth repeatedly on the head and in the back, he had wrapped James's neck with his tail and started slamming him down again and again.
After he got out most of the aggression in his system, he sent out a Flamethrower at them that sent them blasting off.
"Oh come on, we only showed up in this chapter just to get beaten up!" yelled James.
"What do you expect, the author loves to torment us," said Jessie.
"Maybe next time, we'll have a bigger role," said Meowth.
"We're blasting off again!" they cried as they went off into the distance.
"Whoa," said Pikachu. "Look's like you still much of the strength you gained while you were a Charizard."
"Really? Then this might not be so bad," said Charmeleon.
"Hey wait a minute, how are we going to get to Saffron fast?" said Pidgeot. "Butterfree can only take Pikachu or Squirtle and I really don't think I can carry all of you on my back."
Squirtle smirked and said,"Leave it to me."
He pulled out a remote from his shell with a red button on it and pressed it. Suddenly a huge blue and silver SUV convertible teleported in front of them. It was custom designed so that a Pokemon of Squirtle of Pikachu's size would be able to comfortably sit in the front and drive it. Charmeleon looked like he might be able to fit on it. Aside from being big enough to support them all, it also had spinners.
"Amazing," was all Pikachu could say.
Squirtle smirked and said,"I travel in style."
"But where the hell did you get it? It probably cost's in the hundred thousand's range though it might get an extra million for being able to teleport and I doubt you've got that much scratch," said Charmeleon.
Squirtle sweatdropped and quickly said,"That doesn't matter. Now let's go save Ash!"
Preview of the next chapter:
The gang turned to the left and they're jaws dropped. A bunch of female Pokemon including those of their own species and egg groups were having a pool party.
"Hang on Ash, we're to spring-HOLY CRAP!" screamed Charmeleon in horror at seeing what Sabrina had done to Ash.
"Alright, what exactly happened while I was drugged?" asked Mewtwo.
So how did you guys like the redo? Anyways, Haunter will also come back and maybe Lapras too. Ash will also catch other Pokemon besides just the one's he caught in Hoenn as well. Maybe even another legendary.