Sasukes brother, Itachi, had an assignment at school. That ment that Sasuke had an assignment, he was going to babysit. He looked down on the child, a fat fourth grader. His name was Eric Cartman, an annoying brat. "I want cheesy poofs, you god damned hippie!" he yelled tugging Sasukes shirt. His brother was out having fun. He knew that this was going to be a long night. "We don't have any!" Sasuke said low breathed. There's no such thing as no cheesy poofs Eric mumbled and went to watch some TV. Yeah, this was going to be a long, long night. Soon he would have two children to look after when Naruto came.
Sasuke went on the kitchen to do some homework. It didn't take long for Eric was there trying to jump up to see what Sasuke was doing. "What you doing? Let me see, let me see!" he said jumping around. He got tired after a short while. "Tell me or I kick you in the balls!" he screamed being angry as only, well Eric Catman could be. "homework," Sasuke said suppressing his laughter. The fat one went to the refrigerator for a drink and went back to Sasuke who was still working on his homework. "That's mine!" Sasuke yelled pointing at the chocolatemilk Eric was drinking. "I didn't see your name on it, now did I?" Sasuke glared at him, hoping it might kill "you fucking brat!" Eric took a sipp of his chocolatemilk "no my emo friend, I'm the cool one. I got style."
"So you have to watch the fat one for the whole evening?" Naruto said laughing. "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!" Eric shouted. Naruto laughed more holding his stomach. "I want to watch Terrance and Philip!" Eric said. "We don't have cable," Sasuke said. Eric blinked looking at him as if he was threatening to kill him. Naruto couldn't help it anymore and dropped to the floor. Rolling around laughing. "Are you some kind of poor loser?" Sasuke had trouble not smacking the kid. "Our family isn't poor." Sasuke knew that his family wasn't poor. "You kidding me? No cheesy poofs and no cable TV, you're just like my friend, he has pancakes for dinner!" Naruto had trouble breathing. "Pwned by the fourth grader, poor Sasuke." Sasuke placed foot ontop of Naruto's head. "But who's my bitch?" They both laughed and Eric watched them.
It was late when Itachi finally came home. "Please! For the love of good take him!" Sasuke was desperate to get him to go home, if he got killed on the way it would be great. He was sick of the little fat brat. Always asking for stuff, always following him every single God damned place he went. He also followed him on the bathroom. Sasuke did not like to talk about his "bears." That was something he just didn't do. Itachi laughed he could only imagine the horros he had been through. Imagining was still enough for him. "this thing?" Itachi asked lifting Eric. The fat little brat got mad by that. Like most people would if they got lifted by their arm. "respect my authority! Respect my authority!" he yelled scared. "Considered dieting?" snickered Itachi. "I'm not fat! I'm not fat! Big boned I've said!" yelled Eric kicking in the air. Itachi sat him down and received a glare of death. "Americans sure make them weird," Sasuke said. "Yes, they don't bother to do them that well, so they end up like this. Angry, poorly made and fat," Itachi agreed "Like Japanese is an better! Atleast we have penises!" Eric scremed. His eyes forming an X. "Don't start on that!" Itachi said, Eric had surly hit a sensitiv spot there. "If you rub its helmet it'll spit on you," Eric said. "Ew! No! No! Don't to hear about that!" Sasuke said holding his ears. "Screw you guys, I'm going home." Eric ran as fast his chubby could.
(I know the fist one I wrote was shitty, and the "bad" animation is part of what makes South Park so awsome :3)