A man popped onto camera from below.
"Yo!" The man greeted. "We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!
Here's the deal, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers.
Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Boat of Losers, and leave Total Drama Island for good.
"Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic Campfire Ceremonies, where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing, and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame. And a small fortune which, let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week!"
"Alright! It's time to meet our first eleven campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so, if they seem a little TO'd, that's probably why."
A boat was shown at the end of the dock, before it sped off and revealed the first camper. "Beth! What's up!"
"It's so incredulous to meet you!" Beth lisped as she hugged the host. "Wow, you're much shorter in real life."
"Uhh...thanks." Chris said. The scene cut to the next camper's arrival. "DJ!" .
"Yo, Chris McLean!" DJ shared a high-five with the host. "How's it goin'? Hey you sure you got the right place here?" he asked, looking around the camp. "Where's the hot tub at?"
"Yo dawg, this is it, Camp Wawanakwa!"
"Hmm. Looked a lot different on the application form..." He mumbled as he carried his luggage up to where Beth was already standing. The scene cut to the next arrival.
Another boat arrived dropping off a sour looking pale girl.
"Hey Gwen."
"You mean we're staying here?"
"No, you're staying here. My crib's in airstream with A/C that-a-way."
"I did not sign up for this.
"Actually," Chris said holding up a contract you did."
Gwen smirked taking the contract, and ripped it throwing it in the water.
"The great thing about lawyers is they make LOTS of copies." Chris grinned holding up another contract.
"I am not doing this."
"K, but I hope you can swim, 'cuz your ship has just sailed."
Gwen turned to see the boat that had dropped her off driving away and turned to Chris.
"Jerk!"
A blonde guy with blue eyes and a cowboy hat jumped off his boat and onto the dock.
He fist bumped with Chris.
"Chris McLean! What's up, man? It's an honor to meet you, man!"
"The Geoff-ster! Welcome to the island, man!"
"Thanks, man."
Gwen rolled her eyes.
"If they say 'man' one more time, I'm gonna puke."
"Hey bras whats up." Geoff said walking over to them.
"Is Geoffster your real name?" Gwen asked.
"Yea..." Geoff said staring at her before shaking his head, "Nah bro my names Geoff."
Gwen let out a small smile dumb blondes were always amusing.
"Whats your name?"
"Gwen."
"Pretty name bra."
"Thanks." Gwen said blushing slightly and averting her attention to the next contestant.
"Not too shabby."
"Hi! Okay, you look so familiar!"
"I'm Chris McLean. . ."
She just stared, confused.
"The host of the show."
"Oh, that's where I know you from!"
"Uh, yeah."
"Heather."
She walked silently passed Chris.
Beth ran up to her.
"Hi! Looks like we're your new friends for the next nine weeks."
She grimaced.
The next to show up was a guy with short black hair and a neon green mo-hawk.
"Duncan, dude."
He clenched his fist.
"I don't like surprises."
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler any time."
Duncan scoffed.
"Okay, then."
He smirked as he passed Heather.
"Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous?"
She rolled her eyes.
"Get bent, you loser."
"I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here!"
Chris just grinned, holding up the papers.
A horn honked signaling the arrival of another camper, a teen with dark brown hair, light brown eyes, a red track suit and headband, who was water skiing behind the boat.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!"
He waved letting go, and flew into the luggage, one bag landing in the water and soaking Heather.
"Ugh, my shoes!"
"Wicked wipe-out, man!"
He stuck an arm out of the bags and gave a thumbs-up.
Chris chuckled, until he heard someone breathing heavily behind him.
"Welcome to camp, Harold."
He looked around a bit.
"So do you mean this show is at a yucky summer camp and not on some big stage or something?"
"You got it."
He pumped his fist.
"Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills."
He joined the others.
"Contestant number ten is Trent."
"Hey, good to meet you, man. Saw you on that figure-skating show. Nice work."
"Hey, thanks, man! I knew I rocked that show!"
Beth chimed in.
"I saw that. One of the guys dropped his partner on her head, so they got immunity that week."
Harold spoke.
"Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head."
Lindsay cheerfully agreed.
"Me too!"
Trent looked around skeptically.
"So this is it?"
He glanced at the rag-tag group.
"All righty, then."
"Hey! What's up?"
"All right. Our surfer chick, Bridgette, is here!"
Duncan scoffed.
"Nice board. This ain't Malibu, honey."
"I thought we were going to be on a beach."
Chris grinned.
"We are! It's just a crappy one."
She sighed.
"Great."
"All right, that makes-"
She bent down to get her bag, smacking him on the head with her board.
"Ow! Darn it, that hurt!"
"Did you get the memo about my life threatening allergies?" A voice asked.
"Noah. I'm sure somebody did man." He said shrugging.
"Is this where we're staying?" Noah asked.
Duncan punched his fist into his palm.
"No, it's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party."
Noah spoke cynically and sarcastically.
"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Do them yourself?"
Duncan pulled out a needle and grabbed Noah's bottom lip.
"Yeah. You want one?"
"Uh, no, thanks. Can I have my lip back, please?"
Duncan let go.
"Thanks."
What's up, y'all? LeShawna's in the house!"
"Yo, baby, hey how you doing? How's it going?"
She slapped five with Chris.
"Feel free to quit now and save yourselves the trouble, 'cause I came to win."
Another boat pulled up and two girls stepped off.
Chris walked up to them.
"Ladies! Sadie, Katie, welcome to your new home for eight weeks."
"Oh, my gosh! Sadie, look! It's a summer camp!"
Sadie clasped her hands together in excitement.
"Okay, I always wanted to go to summer camp! Eee!"
Gwen shuddered. "Please, kill me now."
"I hear that." Duncan said, as Geoff nodded his head in agreement.
"Ezekiel! What's up, man?"
He looked up.
I think I see a bird."
"Okay, look, dude. I know you don't get out much. Been home-schooled your whole life. Raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off to early, okay?"
"Yes, sir."
The next boat pulled up.
"Introducing our next camper, Cody."
"Cody. The Code-ster. The Code-meister."
"Dude, psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. Alright."
Cody grinned making his way to LeShawana.
"Save it, short stuff." She grinned
The next camper stepped onto the dock.
"Eva? Nice. Glad you could make it."
As she walked up to stand by Duncan and DJ, she dropped her bag on Cody's foot.
"Ow! What the hell's in there dumbbells?"
"Yes."
Duncan looked at DJ
"She's all yours, man."
DJ snorted shaking his head , "Nah bro."
The next camper jumped onto the dock.
"Whoo-hoo! Chris, what's happening?!"
"This is awesome! Whoo-hoo!"
"Owen, welcome!"
He grabbed Chris in a bear hug, the sound of his back cracking could be heard.
"Awesome to be here, man. Yeah! Man this is just so. . ."
Gwen smirked. "Awesome?"
"Yes! Awesome! Whoo! Are you gonna be on my team?"
"Oh, I sure hope so." She said sarcastically.
"Whoo!"
Chris was starting to get annoyed.
"You about finished?"
Owen set him down.
"Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched!"
"Cool. And here comes Courtney."
Chris helped her off the boat.
"Thank you."
She walked up to the others "Hi! You must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all."
Owen started shaking her hand.
"How's it going?! I'm Owen!"
"Nice to meet you, Ow. . .wow."
"This is Justin. Welcome to Total Drama Island!"
They fist bumped.
"Thanks, Chris. This is great."
"Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks."
He shrugged.
"I can deal with that."
He joined the others.
"Hey, everyone. Izzy!"
She was waving wildly.
"Hi, Chris! Hi! Hi! Whoa. . ."
Izzy tripped off the boat and smacked her chin on the dock, falling into the water.
Tyler chuckled. "Ooh, that was bad!"
Courtney ran to the edge of the dock.
"Guys, she could be seriously hurt!"
She pulled her onto the dock.
"That felt so. . .good! Except for hitting my chin. This is summer camp?! That is so cool! Do you have paper-mache here? Are we having lunch soon?"
Owen got excited. "That is a good call!"
Okay everyone time for a group picture everyone on the dock." Chris said.
At the moment the dock collapsed. Gwen scowled as she resurfaced for air sharing looks with incredulity with her fellow campers. They could all tell they were in for a long summer.
"Okay you soggy, campers. This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next nine weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. You dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000."
Duncan stepped forward, smirking.
"Excuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be, because I'd like to request a bunk under her."
He pointed his thumb at Heather.
"They're not coed, are they?"
"No. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."
Lindsay raised her hand.
"Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest?"
"Okay, you are, but that's not really how it works here. And it's Chris."
Katie spoke up. "I have to live with Sadie, or I'll die."
Sadie grabbed her hand. "And I'll break out in hives. It's true."
Gwen rolled her eyes.
"This cannot be happening."
Owen grabbed Gwen and Tyler in a headlock.
"Aw, come on, guys, it'll be fun! It's like a big sleep over."
Tyler looked at Gwen.
"At least you don't have to sleep next to him."
He gestured towards Duncan, who had a deer in a headlock and was giving it a noogie.
"Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call out your name, go stand over there."
Geoff. Gwen. Heather. LeShawna. Lindsay. Cody. Beth. Justin. Owen. Katie. And...Noah." From the this moment own you guys are officially known as the Screaming Gophers!"
"Yippee." Noah said sarcastically twirling his index finger.
"Yeah! I'm a Gopher! Whoo!" Owen shouted.
Katie protested.
"Wait! What about Sadie?"
Chris ignored her. "The rest of you, over here."
"Izzy. Tyler. Bridgette. Trent. Duncan. Harold. DJ. Courtney. Sadie. Eva. And Ezekiel. Move! Move, move, move."
Sadie also protested.
"But Katie's a Gopher! I have to be a Gopher!"
Courtney smiled kindly.
"Sadie, is it? Come on. It'll be okay."
Sadie followed, crying.
"This is so unfair. I miss you, Katie!"
"I miss you, too!"
"You guys will officially be known as. . . the Killer Bass!"
Harold was impressed.
"It's awesome. It's, like, amazing."
"All right, campers! you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition."
Confessional
Chris: You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest.
Gwen: Um, okay. So far this sucks.
Lindsay:(Facing away from the camera) I don't get it. Where's the camera guy?
End Confessional
"Now to where you guys are sleeping." He said leading them to two cabins.
"Bass on the right, Gophers on the left. Girls sleep on one side, boys on the other."
Confessional
Gwen: Smart Chris lets put 22 hormonal campers in coed cabins.
LeShawna: Those boys better not try anything or they're answering to my fists.
Duncan: Sweet man, lovely ladies all summer long, minus a few
Cody: At this rate, the Codeminster will have them all wrapped around my fingers before the summer is over.
End Confessional
Heather opened the cabin door.
"Bunk beds? Isn't this a little. . .summer camp?"
Gwen walked passed her rolling her eyes, "That's the idea, genius."
"Shut up, weird goth girl." Heather snapped.
Cody walked up behind Heather. "You're so smart. I feel that."
She looked at him. "Shouldn't you be on the boys' side?"
He grinned.
As LeShawna walked up, Cody flew out the door.
"Aahhh!"
Geoff and Noah gave him a look and continued walking.
Lindsay spoke to Chris as he walked up.
"Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straightening iron."
"There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way."
She looked confused.
"But, I'm not Catholic."
He face palmed.
"Not communion, communal!"
Gwen sat on the steps. "It means we shower together. . .idiot."
"Oh, no! Come on!"
Owen, Justin, and Noah stuck their heads out the door to see what she was whining about.
"I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. You know what I mean?"
Justin and Noah exchanged glances and quickly went back in.
Owen realized what he said.
"I mean, no-I didn't mean it like that. I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep near them. Aah! I mean. . ."
Geoff grabbed Chris's attention.
"Excuse me, Chris? Is there a chaperone of any kind in this facility?"
"You're all 16 years old, except for Cody, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge, starting. . .now!"
Geoff cheered.
"Nice!"
The sound of Lindsay screaming was heard by everyone.
Tyler, Gwen, LeShawna, Harold, Duncan, and Heather, looked inside the girls' side of the Gopher cabin.
"Oh, man, that white girl can scream." DJ muttered.
Lindsay was on a stool, freaking out.
"What is it? Kill it! Kill it!"
A little cockroach was sitting in the middle of the room.
Everyone began stomping around before Duncan cut in half with an ax.
Gwen and Harold were impressed. "Nice." She muttered.
"Nice of you to notice beautiful." Duncan flirted, causing Gwen to scoff and roll her eyes.
"Well that was eventful." Bridgette muttered.
"Sure was babe."
"Do you flirt with every girl you see." Courtney asked placing her hands on her lips.
Confessional
Duncan: I've got all summer, I'm bound to hook up with one of them.
End Confessional
"Listen up! I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!"
"Excuse me," Beth asked from the front of the line, "Will we be getting all the major food groups?"
Harold chimed in. "Yeah, 'cause I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar."
Chef's eye twitched. "You'll get-shut the hell up!"
Owen chuckled.
"Have a cow."
"What was that? Come closer, big guy. I didn't hear you!"
He panicked.
"Uh, I didn't really say anything important."
"I'm sure you didn't!"
Noah walked up.
"You, scrawny kid. Give me your plate."
Chef dropped a weird looking meal on his plate
"Next!"
Lindsay looked at the food.
"Excuse me, my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or, like, dairy."
Gwen looked at hers and saw it twitch.
"I don't think that's gonna be a problem."
"Cool!" Lindsay cheered.
"Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved." Gwen said
Chris walked in.
"Welcome to the main lodge."
Geoff spoke.
"Yo, my man! Can we order a pizza?"
A butcher's knife imbedded it's self in the wall behind him.
"Whoa, it's cool, 'G'! Brown slop's cool. Right, guys?"
"Your first challenge begins in one hour." Chris
Katie looked at DJ
"What do you think they'll make us do?"
He shrugged. "It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?"
All the teens were in their bathing suits, standing on a huge cliff, looking over the edge.
DJ whistled. "Shit."
Tell me what you guys think? Also parings right now I only have four that I might do, and that two I will do for sure.