A/N: My favorite play/musical ever is Cats, but I've recently been coming to the American Idiot section, just because I can and it's so awesome. But I am shocked. What is it with these 'writers' and their crap? Isn't there another website where you can all dump your poorly-written bandfiction? So, instead of sending rude flames to every story, I made this somewhat humorous letter instead.
Another amazing musical that gets these random stories is The Producers. I found a letter like this one in that section, and decided to make my own (it is nessisary).
To Whom It May Concern:
Hey! Johnny here!
It has come to our knowledge that people have been using the American Idiot section to dump their bandfiction which, frankly, sucks. American Idiot has only been on Broadway for a few months, and there are only sixteen stories in the section. If we let it get flooded with crap now, it'll be doomed forever. I would also like to add that bandfiction isn't allowed on this site at all, regardless of the section. I can guarantee you that your story has been reported at least once by someone here.
This section is for the amazing, daring, inspiring, entertaining, and all-together talented show about an extremely gorgeous guy and his friends who are frustrated with what American has come to and-
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I apologize for that. My friend, Tunny, here managed to get hold of the keyboard. But, I assure you, it's all back to normal now.
Anyway, please my good people. Take your stories elsewhere. Nobody cares if you think you are a certain character on an Anime show, or if you wish Gerard Way could be in your English class. Go away!
Oh…My other friend, Will, would like to add something:
Why thank you Johnny. Anyway, to all the people writing the crappy bandfiction:
"Nobody likes you! Everyone left you! They're all out without you having fun!"
Um, thank you Will. And thank you to everybody in advance for not putting your original stories in the American Idiot section.
Sincerely yours,
Johnny, Will, and Tunny.
A/N: I feel a little better now. Flame me. At this point, "I don't care".