Hope you enjoy this. It's just a joke, don't anyone go and get suicidal or
anything.
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The League was seated in the meeting hall, waiting. Today, they would meet the newest member of their team. She was late.
"Oy where is she?" Skinner grumbled.
"I don't know," Jekyll said, "But I can't wait to meet her! I know she and I will fall instantly in love."
"Vomit," muttered Hyde inside Jekyll's head.
Mina smiled. "And I know she'll be brilliant, and be able to assist me in the lab."
"She'll help me steer the Nautilus," Nemo chimed in, "Telepathically, even!"
"And teach me how to shoot better," added Tom. "Plus she'll be a hottie!"
"She won't want to find the cure for my invisibility, she'll love me just the way I am!" Skinner's disembodied voice rumbled.
Just then, the door opened. As one, the League stood and eagerly faced the new person as she walked through the door.
She had medium length, ratty, oily hair of a non-descript color. Her eyes were mousy and unexciting. She was of extremely average height, and rather on the chunky side. Fat would be a better description.
"Hi. My name is.."
Her name was so dull and ordinary that not one member of the League remembered it. Her voice was scratchy and not the least bit melodic or hypnotic.
"I'm the new member," she continued in her dull, monotone voice. "I have no special powers, no hidden past, no abusive family, I can't sing, I can't play a musical instrument, and I'm a really boring and unlikable person."
She turned to Tom, Jekyll and Skinner. "And I have no romantic and/or sexual interest in any of you."
"Ditto," the three men replied in wonder.
The League sized her up in uncertain silence. Then Nemo spoke.
"Miss, are you sure you're in the right fanfic?"
THE END! Please review!
The League was seated in the meeting hall, waiting. Today, they would meet the newest member of their team. She was late.
"Oy where is she?" Skinner grumbled.
"I don't know," Jekyll said, "But I can't wait to meet her! I know she and I will fall instantly in love."
"Vomit," muttered Hyde inside Jekyll's head.
Mina smiled. "And I know she'll be brilliant, and be able to assist me in the lab."
"She'll help me steer the Nautilus," Nemo chimed in, "Telepathically, even!"
"And teach me how to shoot better," added Tom. "Plus she'll be a hottie!"
"She won't want to find the cure for my invisibility, she'll love me just the way I am!" Skinner's disembodied voice rumbled.
Just then, the door opened. As one, the League stood and eagerly faced the new person as she walked through the door.
She had medium length, ratty, oily hair of a non-descript color. Her eyes were mousy and unexciting. She was of extremely average height, and rather on the chunky side. Fat would be a better description.
"Hi. My name is.."
Her name was so dull and ordinary that not one member of the League remembered it. Her voice was scratchy and not the least bit melodic or hypnotic.
"I'm the new member," she continued in her dull, monotone voice. "I have no special powers, no hidden past, no abusive family, I can't sing, I can't play a musical instrument, and I'm a really boring and unlikable person."
She turned to Tom, Jekyll and Skinner. "And I have no romantic and/or sexual interest in any of you."
"Ditto," the three men replied in wonder.
The League sized her up in uncertain silence. Then Nemo spoke.
"Miss, are you sure you're in the right fanfic?"
THE END! Please review!