rydel: hey babycakes
ellington: hey glitter crotch
rydel: what do you mean glitter crotch?
ellington stared at his girlfriend and then they started kissing really hard
ellington: take of your undies gurl imma show u what I mean
rydel laughed and did so.
ellington pulled out a jar of glitter and sprayed it all over rydels lady part
rydel: um wtf are you doing buddy
ellington: sparkly fun time
they got so jiggy with it
meanwhile in the other room ross and laura were up to no good either
ross: damn laura u look so hot while eating that gogurt
laura smirked at ross
laura: well I can tell you a secret if you want...
ross: what
laura sat down beside ross on the bed and looked down at her fingers
laura: well u know how girls shave their... You know... parts...?
ross smiled because of course he knew! He's a dirty pig
ross: yeah yeah what
laura: well.. I shave my vajayjay with gogurt... Not shaving cream..
ross was so shocked and then he smiled
ross: so that's why you smell so fruity and great? wtf that's hot af! can I smell it?
Um wtf what a freak right? But laura LET HIM
guess she was feeling very frisky
ross sniffed lauras gogurt crotch while laura tweeted fans. He sniffed so much he passed out
But it wasn't passing out.. He died from crotch smelling.. He smells so much crotch he got aids in his nostrils and died.
laura: oh no he's dead.
the family was devastated but laura thought it was best to go tell calum and raini herself
laura: ya so ross is dead
she said while sipping her delicious Starbucks
calum: that sucks
he took a bite of his sandwich
raini: finally! We can go get you a nice man!
Raini always clubbed her life out
at the club
laura had no luck in finding hot guys so she went to look for raini
oh laura found her alright... Ross' ghost came and killed her and there she was on the ground dead while rocky twerked on her face
Laura: rocky get ur hairy ass off my BFF! She cried
Ross was killing all of Laura's friends and calum knew he was next
*at funeral*
laura: I fucking loved raini and ross and I'm so mad they left me..
Calum put a gun to Laura's head
laura *gasps* WHAT ARE U DOING CALUM
calum stiffened
calum: ross if ur listening to me... Please don't kill me next kill laura you don't remember all of the fun times we had? All the late night talks.. And kissing.. Please I love u ross
everyone: aw
ross was there in spirit.. He was doing nasty things with himself at the sound of Calums voice but he remembered laura is so hot and cool
ross took the gun and turned it towards calum. The gun was floating in the air and everyone thought there was magic.
ross pulled the trigger and calum died
laura: omg I'm gonna die next
everyone: ok
To be continued