Just a Little drabble I made while working on my un-posted stories not yet available. Hope you like 3 8D
It was terrible, no lights, no anything except the soft creaking of whatever was crawling, creeping on his bedroom floor. He got out his lucky nun chucks- his dad, the rutabaga merchant, gave to him when he first got into the selling business to keep away pesky children- and whipped the creatures this way and that so he could have a peaceful sleep.
When he awoke in the light of day he saw what he did and cried:
"MY CABBAGES"
I have no idea how is cabbages got mutated so don't ask
P.S. if you didn't already know- that would mean your slow- it's the Cabbage man