Disclaimer: I do not own maximum ride, jp does. -tear-

Claimer: I own a brownie and a cookie. (it's really good.)

please review ;) my story will be somewhat cool.

Ch. 1: A Rude Awakening

"Rassberry?" I asked," what do you want to do other than eat ice cream on your parents bed?" We were currently at Rassberry's house on her parent's bed eating ice cream, waiting for Venus to come so we can go to the mall. We didn't know what to do so we're eating drumsticks. (A/N those are really good and if you haven't have one your crazy.)

"How about when we finish our ice creams we'll go play outside?" Rassberry asked.

"Sure, we can play with Maggie and get something to drink in the fridge someplace in your garage."

"I know exactly where it is thank you very much!"

"Okay, okay Miss. Pushy Pants, I believe you besides I'm really thirsty so lead the way oh so great one!" I said sarcastically.

"Ha ha very funny. Maggie can you turn the tv off before you come outside? We'll get you a Sunkist if you do?"

"Okay!" Maggie said.

" That's sad you have to bribe your sister to turn the tv off. Shame." I said while shaking my head.

"Shut up, like you can do better."

"Actually I would and I wouldn't have to bribe anyone."

"What do you want, Sprite or Sunkist?"

"Sprite of course! Have you ever wondered why our classroom always smelled like Sprite? It smelled good but it was weird."

"I know right! Nice volleyball, it's pretty. It's blue with light blue dots, if only it was black," I said shaking my head.

"We can only wish, Kairi. Now stop acting emo or you'll turn into a certain bird-boy."

"Shut up, at least I'm not depressed like someone we know. Besides I don't cut myself so I'm not emo, I'm goth. Get it right!"

"Sheesh, okay. I get it. Just stop yelling. What is taking Maggie so long? Her Sunkist is getting cold."

"I'll look for her. She's probably in the bathroom.I bet you 5 bucks she is."

"I'll take that bet."

"Fine." I went into the house to find Maggie roped, gagged and unconsciuos. Not what I was expecting. I went over to only to be captured by some people. I saw these kids there and… oh no Maximum Ride. I thought she was fictional

"We aren't fictional," said Angel. Oh no why.

"Por que?" I asked.

"Because we need you to help us save the world," said Max.

"Since when did you know how to speak Spanish?"

"I've known for a while. I just never met someone who could speak Spanish."

"RASSBERRY!!!!"I screamed. She came running and when she saw them she was speechless nd her eyes were huge. She wordlessly pointed at them and I nodded.

"You know it's rude to point, right?" I said. She glared at me and I smiled innocently. She almost gave me the bird but Max stopped her.

"There are little kids here." Max said. We shrugged and she glared. We gave her crocodile eyes and her gaze softened.

She's putty in our hands because crocodile eyes are worse for her than bambi eyes. Do you want us to teach them it?

Hell ya, that would be awesome. Max will be in for a rude awakening. This is what she gets. We couldn't help it, we giggled. Max you better be careful.