Catnip: Hello!!!!
Munk: Another parody writer?!
Catnip: Yes!
All: *coregraphed panic*
Bast: Hi!
Cass: Who are you?!
Bast: Catnip's twin sister!
All: *more choreographed panic*
Ena: Hello! I heard a parody was going on here.
Bast+Catnip: SIS!!!!
Ena: Hi!
All: *choreographed panic*
Catnip: Here is the cast list!!!
Plato: What are we doing?
Bast: CATs~ the musical.
All: ?????
Part……….actor
Misto………Quaxo
Quaxo……...Tumble
Tugger……...Plato
Munk………Misto
Old D………Skimble
Rumpus……..Mungo
Pounce………Asparagus
Tumble……..Rumpus
Plato……….Alonzo
Mungo…….Old D
Skimble…….Coricopat
Asparagus….Munk
Alonzo…….Gus
Gus……….Tugger
Coricopat….Gus
Bustophor…Pounce
Bomb……..Jemina
Demi……...Etcetera
Vicki………Tantomile
Jemina…….Griz
Griz………Bomb
Cass……….Rumpleteazer
Jelly………Demeter
Jenny……..Cass
Electra……Jenny
Etcetera….Jelly
Exotica…..Vicki
Tantomile...Electra
Rumple…..Exotica
All: ????????
Catnip: We start now!!!!!
1 Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
*silence*
Catnip: ETCETRA!
Etc: What?
Catnip: Hurry up! You're playing Demi!
Etc: Oh, yeah…
*Etcetera runs out onto the stage, then runs over to the pipe as a light passes over her. Several other cats roll out onto stage.*
Misto: *stands* Are you blind when you're born?
Pounce: I can't see!
Etcetera: Can you see in the dark?
Tumble: No, I'm blind, remember?
Bast: Stop it…
Coricopat: Dare you look at a king?
Cat: CORI! *glomps Cori*
Ena: CAT! Off the stage! I didn't glomp Misto, so you can't glomp Cori!
Cat: *lets go of Cori and stalks off the stage*
Cori: Air….
Munk: Would you sit on his throne?
Plato: Can you say of your bite that it is worse than your bark?
Bast: *hiss*
Ena: Now, now, no hatred.
Bast: *hiss*
Ena: *thwap*
Bast: Owwww.
Gus: Are you cock of the walk…
Pounce: Bock bock boccck!!
Cat: Pounce, I'm warning you…
Bomb: When you're walking alone?
All: Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles would,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles would
Tumble: Do the boggie…
Pounce: Do the boogie…
Ena: *thwap* *thwap*
Tumble+Pounce: Owwww.
Demeter: When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?
Pounce: Lets see…owww.
Tumble: I think that's a no.
Gus: Are you tense when you sense a storm in the air?
Vicki: Can Misto be Coricopat instead?
Misto: Oooh! Can I?
Ena: NO! Misto's mine! Back off Vicki!
Misto: I'm what???
Vicki: *sticks tounge out at Ena*
Ena: We'll finish this later Victoria!
Griz: Can you find your way blind when your lost in the street?
Pounce: I'm BLIND!
Bast, Ena+Catnip: *thwap*
Pounce: Triple oww.
Skimble: Do you know how to go to the heavinside layer?
All: Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles would,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles would
Electra: Can you ride on a broomstick to places far and distant?
Pounce: I'm a witch!
Tantomile+Coricopat: *glare*
Cass+Tanto: Familiar with Candle…
Jenny: With book and with bell?
Tumble: Yeah, I've knocked them all of of tables in my time…
Gus: Your 'time?' Hah.
Jemina: Were you Whittington's friend?
Pounce: Who's Whittington?
Bast: Good question.
Tumble: The Pied Piper's assistant?
Rumpus: *somersalts* CRASH!!!
Bast: *sigh*
Catnip: We need a break! 10 minutes freedom everyone!
All: YEAH!!!!
Cat: *glomps Cori*
Cori: - -;
Ena: Oooh Misto!
Vicki: *glomps Misto* Back off!
Misto: *grin*
Ena: *growl* *leaps at Victoria*
*Victoria and Ena get into a cat fight*
Bast: Uh!!! To the commentators! (Hint: That's you reviewers!) *runs off to find Quaxo*
Munk: Another parody writer?!
Catnip: Yes!
All: *coregraphed panic*
Bast: Hi!
Cass: Who are you?!
Bast: Catnip's twin sister!
All: *more choreographed panic*
Ena: Hello! I heard a parody was going on here.
Bast+Catnip: SIS!!!!
Ena: Hi!
All: *choreographed panic*
Catnip: Here is the cast list!!!
Plato: What are we doing?
Bast: CATs~ the musical.
All: ?????
Part……….actor
Misto………Quaxo
Quaxo……...Tumble
Tugger……...Plato
Munk………Misto
Old D………Skimble
Rumpus……..Mungo
Pounce………Asparagus
Tumble……..Rumpus
Plato……….Alonzo
Mungo…….Old D
Skimble…….Coricopat
Asparagus….Munk
Alonzo…….Gus
Gus……….Tugger
Coricopat….Gus
Bustophor…Pounce
Bomb……..Jemina
Demi……...Etcetera
Vicki………Tantomile
Jemina…….Griz
Griz………Bomb
Cass……….Rumpleteazer
Jelly………Demeter
Jenny……..Cass
Electra……Jenny
Etcetera….Jelly
Exotica…..Vicki
Tantomile...Electra
Rumple…..Exotica
All: ????????
Catnip: We start now!!!!!
1 Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
*silence*
Catnip: ETCETRA!
Etc: What?
Catnip: Hurry up! You're playing Demi!
Etc: Oh, yeah…
*Etcetera runs out onto the stage, then runs over to the pipe as a light passes over her. Several other cats roll out onto stage.*
Misto: *stands* Are you blind when you're born?
Pounce: I can't see!
Etcetera: Can you see in the dark?
Tumble: No, I'm blind, remember?
Bast: Stop it…
Coricopat: Dare you look at a king?
Cat: CORI! *glomps Cori*
Ena: CAT! Off the stage! I didn't glomp Misto, so you can't glomp Cori!
Cat: *lets go of Cori and stalks off the stage*
Cori: Air….
Munk: Would you sit on his throne?
Plato: Can you say of your bite that it is worse than your bark?
Bast: *hiss*
Ena: Now, now, no hatred.
Bast: *hiss*
Ena: *thwap*
Bast: Owwww.
Gus: Are you cock of the walk…
Pounce: Bock bock boccck!!
Cat: Pounce, I'm warning you…
Bomb: When you're walking alone?
All: Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles would,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles would
Tumble: Do the boggie…
Pounce: Do the boogie…
Ena: *thwap* *thwap*
Tumble+Pounce: Owwww.
Demeter: When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?
Pounce: Lets see…owww.
Tumble: I think that's a no.
Gus: Are you tense when you sense a storm in the air?
Vicki: Can Misto be Coricopat instead?
Misto: Oooh! Can I?
Ena: NO! Misto's mine! Back off Vicki!
Misto: I'm what???
Vicki: *sticks tounge out at Ena*
Ena: We'll finish this later Victoria!
Griz: Can you find your way blind when your lost in the street?
Pounce: I'm BLIND!
Bast, Ena+Catnip: *thwap*
Pounce: Triple oww.
Skimble: Do you know how to go to the heavinside layer?
All: Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do,
Jellicles do and Jellicles would,
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles would
Electra: Can you ride on a broomstick to places far and distant?
Pounce: I'm a witch!
Tantomile+Coricopat: *glare*
Cass+Tanto: Familiar with Candle…
Jenny: With book and with bell?
Tumble: Yeah, I've knocked them all of of tables in my time…
Gus: Your 'time?' Hah.
Jemina: Were you Whittington's friend?
Pounce: Who's Whittington?
Bast: Good question.
Tumble: The Pied Piper's assistant?
Rumpus: *somersalts* CRASH!!!
Bast: *sigh*
Catnip: We need a break! 10 minutes freedom everyone!
All: YEAH!!!!
Cat: *glomps Cori*
Cori: - -;
Ena: Oooh Misto!
Vicki: *glomps Misto* Back off!
Misto: *grin*
Ena: *growl* *leaps at Victoria*
*Victoria and Ena get into a cat fight*
Bast: Uh!!! To the commentators! (Hint: That's you reviewers!) *runs off to find Quaxo*