The Return of Anthony Page

by Mr. Semaj

That pesky social worker is back for more trouble. Hank is once again driven over the edge from Dale’s shenanigans, which results in a black eye for his delusional buddy. Of course, Hank can only take so much abuse, so he has to handle it his own way.

King of the Hill

The Return of Anthony Page

Story

"Hello, this is Hank Hill.

You were probably expecting a three-part story about me and a certain twig boy.

I saved everybody the trouble of reading yet another long, sad story of how I get needlessly harassed by family, friends, and people that I don't even know. It happens to me a lot. Remember the chainsaw episode? And when everyone thought Ladybird and I were racist?

So, I took care of it in a manner that I'm not in liberty to discuss.

(hides blood-stained axe)

Now, perhaps people can think twice before they get too far underneath someone's skin.

Remember, folks: Taste the meat, not the heat.

Thanks for reading.

Bye!"