Title: Reno's dirty secret
Genre: Humor
Characters: Marlene, Reno
Rating: K+
Summary: Some things are best kept hidden from the world. I'm not very good at summaries. Please R & R!
It was workday and Marlene had to stay at Reno and Rude's house. Reno was against it at first, but after some 'persuasion' from Tifa, Reno was left with a bloody nose, a black eye, and a hyper little kid running around in his apartment.
"Hey, Reno-san! What are these?"
Reno looked down from the show he watching and saw Marlene reading one of his…special magazines.
Reno cursed and quickly grabbed the magazines. "WHERE DID YOU GET THESE?" Reno asked.
Marlene smiled innocently and replied, "I found on your bed!"
Reno began to sweat and he thought, 'I told Rude to hid those things! Damn him! He's not getting any pie tonight!' Marlene just shrugged and walked off into the kitchen.
After an hour of silence, Reno knew that something was up.
Reno stood up and headed to his bedroom, thinking, 'That kid better not have found my magazines again!'
When he entered the room, he saw Marlene on his computer. He sighed in relief, but then Marlene said, "Reno-san, why aren't any of these people wearing clothes?"
Reno quickly grabbed Marlene and pushed her out of the room. He then flipped the computer off and went back into the T.V. room.
When he entered the room, he saw that Marlene was looking at the DVDs he owned. "Reno-san, can we watch this one?" Marlene asked as she shoved a disk into Reno's hands.
Reno looked at the disk and gasped. It said, 'Anal Sex for Beginners! Step 1: Rubbing!'.
Reno quickly threw the disk out the window and said, "Sorry, Marlene-chan! I accidentally threw the disk out the window!"
Marlene just sighed and muttered, "You're too easy, sucker…" "What was that?" Reno asked. Marlene smiled and exclaimed, "It's okay, Reno-san!"
Reno glared at Marlene suspiciously for a bit before walking into the kitchen to make some sandwiches for them.
Once the Turk was gone, Marlene sneered maliciously and pulled out the real 'Anal Sex' disk.
She had switched the covers earlier, so Reno had ended up throwing out the disk with the video of his fifth birthday on it!
Marlene slipped the CD into her pocket and went to help Reno make the sandwiches…