chapter 1
this is a story about someone who is about to become famous. someone by the name of benjamin is boss. cool right? wrong! it is so boring being him at first at first you will find out at at first mens ohh you will. mwa ha ha ha!
YO my name is benjamin but most peeps call me boss. this is my diary. i'm so cool and slick that y looking me in the eyes will make you go blind. I love playing electric guitar i play in a band called Deftones our most famous song is passenger. my bro was so jealous about our band he could only get into the stinke slugs ha ha ha. so bad of a ranking they stink literally and mentally there most famous song only got a 1 star ranking. my bro is always depressed because the songs he does always reak. my band is so popular he can hardly stand dad calls out tea time i would be like tea sme no way but i will take a cookie. o no young master not till you drink your tea. i said no way and grab a cookie or 5 off the tray and bring it to my room and play video games on my wii u . my favorite games are mind craft and assassin's creed 3, i play them in the litle secret room in my room. it is like a little closet that comes out to a really big room where i store my stuff like video games, mini microwave, popcorn bags, and a mini fridge that holds cookies and snacks. my mom died when i was only 3 years old. i know she had jet black hair that she always wore up. and she was so beautiful if you looked up beautiful in the dictionary you would find a picture of her. seriously. there is a picture of her in the dictionary under beautiful and pretty.
well me and my band are going to perform tomorrow night so i'd better practice now. BANANA BANANA BANANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOW BOW CHICKA CHICKA WA WAW. the next night, dad weir is my skateboard! in the !
after the concert...
well now lets see if they want an encore! i yelled
yaaaaaa! yelled everyone.
after the encore... by gang! i screamed.
now to the game center. i thought
didn't your dad say not to doodle? someone asked
who said that! i yelled spooked
only your #1 fan! the voice yelled
Isabela? i asked
yes! isabel said
you scared me i screamed
sorry sorry! don't get worked up about it. she told me
sorry i guess she didn't get told about yet this is isabel my girlfriend. yes my girlfriend. my bro is also jealous of me for her being my girl.
yes he said not to doodle. but what's it to you? hu?! hu?!
okay okay it's none of my biz okay but i worry about you. okay. but that is because i love you and remember we are already engaged we still halfe to tell your dad remember that? well don't you. she stressed.
no i did not forget. i told her
ya right.
it is true .
ill belevit wen you kiss me
''okay"
mwa mwa mwa mwa
ther you beleve me now
sure!
you know i love you
of corce i do
hey chocolate
yes vanilla?
lets go to the fancy new resterant named kiss the chiff
okay hunny bunches
les go hunnybum