Recollections of the Kiri Kronies.
By: Sayuri Sweetheart
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but mostly half of these characters I do own. ;
The Mizukage's office rattled and the door just about almost flew off it's hinges. Hiroshi Ibarachi marched it, steaming from the ears. His obese assistant stood next to his desk, asleep, with drool falling from his lip. The Mizukage slammed a stack of papers down onto his desk. So much to do, so little time! It would help if the elders would stop breathing down his back. Only to make matters worse, the main waterway into Kiri was blocked off.
"Yukiro! Wake-up!" Hiroshi demanded. Yukiro's nose bubble popped and his eyes went wide.
"Yes, sir, yes!" Yukiro replied, stepping to the front of Hiroshi's desk. He tilted his head, ready to take his orders of the day. Hiroshi waited a moment and sighed.
"One more mistake from those kids and I'll have to put them into prison or something. Get the girl's files please, I've got to put in the reports."
Yukiro knew exactly what to girls the Mizukage was talking about. Thing one and two or… Two and Four was they preferred. He went to the filing cabinet against the wall and pulled out two large vanilla folders.
Aibku Hailin, and Ibarachi Sayuri.
Oh, how Hiroshi hated the two pictures on those things. Considering Shinobi are only allowed one photo each, while Hailin was photographed her blonde haired friend jumped in quickly and flipped the camera the bird with a silly face. That same picture was know on both of their shinobi cards and files. Yukiro placed the two files in front of Hiroshi.
"And I've got reports at the Main Waterway and two girls upstairs in lock down! Which they're probably already trying to find a way out… I swear if my nephews help…"
"What did the two girls do this time, Hiroshi-sama?" He asked, innocent as possible. Hiroshi sighed, angrily.
"They filled the Waterway with bright yellow jello. Apparently, they thought the village needed a more vivid color." Hiroshi said, working with trying to fit the written reports into the already full folders. It was stressful.
"J-jello!? How in the world did they manage to get enough jello to fill the Main Waterway!?" Yukiro's eye twitched, just as Hiroshi closed his daughter's file.
"Every store in the village is out of yellow jello, I bet anything the boys helped them buy it."
Before Hiroshi could say anything else his sister, Emeri, burst into his door breathing heavily. She quickly turned on the television that hung from the ceiling. A special broadcast warning flashed on the bottom of the screen before two girls materialized grinning.
"Hi, I'm Sayuri and I like toe socks!" The blonde one said, placing her shoeless foot onto a provided table. The dark-haired girl next to her giggled and smiled.
"And I'm Hailin. I too, …approve of these toe socks!" Hailin also put her shoeless foot onto the table next to her friends. They both had on blinding, bright, and yellow toe socks. "I'd like to add, we've escaped once more from upstairs lockdown. It was uber easy might I add."
"Why were we in lockdown you ask? I'm sure you've already guessed, we filled the Main Waterway with Jello." Sayuri said. Hailin made a face.
"Yep, that was us! And now we're about to go and kidnapped Mrs. Orukha's chicken! For interrogation purposes-"
The two girls were interrupted by the door behind them slamming open. The camera showed a very upset Mizukage, who looked about ready to kill to girls in his broadcasting studio.
"Sorry to cut this short ladies and germ," Sayuri started, Hailin spoke up. "But I feel as though my life is in danger, so we gotta disappear! Bye!"
The screen went black.