Hey again, this is my first story to have actual Chapters and although it is called Itachi rules the world, ShikaIno is the main couple in this story. So yeah, please let me know what you think! No Flames please, they bug me!

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Itachi Rules The World

This is actually really funny and also sometimes sad but it is enjoyable and will definitely catch your attention!

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Sitting around the table, Itachi stared at the empty seats where comrades had once sat. The lair of the Akatsuki was empty. He was the only one left.

He sighed, "Well, now that they are all gone, it's time to start a plan we Akatsuki members promised to use once we had possession of all the demons." Itachi rose from his seat and walked towards a statue of a giant dragon. He knocked on the statue and it moved. On a table laid a lone document.

As Itachi picked it up off the table he murmured something under his breath, "Operation: Rule the World."

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"Hurry up Shikamaru!" Kiba called as Naruto and himself went flying over the trees.

"I'll catch up when I feel like catching up!" Shikamaru yelled to them as he pushed his way past the trees getting back to the Hidden Leaf village. All of a sudden, a cold uneasy breeze blew through his hair. Shikamaru halted and looked back. "Naruto! Kiba!" Shikamaru called them, "Come over here."

"What's up Shikamaru?" Naruto asked as he jumped up to where Shikamaru was.

"Trouble," Shikamaru said, "Kiba, do you smell anything?"

Kiba sniffed twice and Akumaru started to whimper. "Yeah, it smells like that Uchiha bastard." Kiba sniffed again and hesitated before saying, "But the scent is different from Sasuke, It wields death…pain…evil."

Shikamaru paused and then said, "Shit," he jumped to a lower branch and yelled back, "Come on, were in some serious trouble!"

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Itachi flew through the trees. He sensed that there were people moving away at a faster pace then before. "So, they know of my presence." He smirked and kept moving.

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Naruto, Kiba, and Shikamaru busted through the door to the Hokage's room. Inside, all the gennin of there generation and Neji, Lee, and TenTen were inside the office as well.

"So, you have finished your mission as well?" Tsunade, the fifth Hokage, asked.

"Yes, but Grandma Tsunade!" Naruto said panting.

"Be quiet Naruto," Shikamaru ordered as Naruto looked at him with a puzzled expression, "Madam Hokage, How many Uchiha's are left after the mass murder?" Shikamaru asked.

"Why, only two, Sasuke and Itachi. Why?" Tsunade asked,

"Kiba, did you smell Sasuke when I sensed the disturbance?" Shikamaru asked looking over to him.

"Nope, that definitely wasn't Sasuke's scent," Kiba said, "Wasn't Itachi the mass murderer of the Uchiha clan?" As Tsunade nodded Kiba said, "Itachi is here, he's coming, and since the villages wiped out all of Akatsuki but Itachi, he is here to kill us and…" Kiba trailed off because he hadn't finished the rest of his plan.

Behind the gennin the door opened but before anyone could turn around, the familiar voice had started speaking, "He has come here to kill us because he has planned for world domination." As everyone in the room slowly turned around, a boy with black hair and eyes black as night was standing there.

"S-Sasuke?" Sakura asked. Before anyone could grab or greet him he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Was that Sasuke?" Ino asked staring at everyone's stunned faces. Before anyone could even speak a kunai flew through Tsunade's window.

Shikamaru picked it up and a note was attached to it. He ripped it off and noticed another tag on it. "Shit!" He hollered, "Paper bomb!" He threw it through another pat of Tsunade's window as it blew up just as it was out.

"What's it say Shikamaru?" Chouji asked as he stared at Shikamaru.

"It says that Itachi Uchiha has declared war and has already started picking off ninja." Shikamaru read.

All of a sudden a blood-curdling scream was heard! Naruto knew who the scream belonged to and said, "Iruka-Sensei!" He was about to leave but before he could, Shino and Kiba grabbed him.

"Naruto! Don't be a fool!" Tsunade said, "Iruka can handle himself, and if Itachi got to him, he doesn't stand a chance in hell!"

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End for the first chapter!! So, chapter two will be up soon! Enjoy it!