Disclaimer: I own two things. The plot, and the brain which gave the the idea.


Jace would not have had a flour fight in the kitchen. My eyes, now more awake, scanned the whole kitchen and I felt the blood rush to my face when I saw the violet eyes staring back at me.

"I must say, that out of all the many different scenarios of which I can meet my cousin's girlfriend, this has to be my favourite." The accent was English, with a northern roll to the vowels. This wasn't Alec, though the young-man in front of her had very similar features to Alec. His black hair was almost white due to the amount of flour that had settled in it.

I had no idea how to suddenly make my naked body decent. Why I hadn't thought to put on at least underwear, I didn't know. Well, I did. I was an idiot.

…I swear my IQ points dwindled to nothing when it was the summer holidays. Man, high school was shit sometimes.

"I… I um…" I was spared answering by a growl as Jace skidded in front of me.

"You're a bastard, you know that?" Jace growled at the blue-eyed man.

"Well no actually, I didn't. I was sure my parents were married." The man replied pleasantly.

"Why the fuck are you here?" Jace demanded, quickly changing tact.

"Well, I live here. That could be a reason. Or the fact that in this particular time of day called morning, people traditionally have food and call it breakfast. It's apparently the most important meal of the day." There was a pause. "Though admittedly I may have spilt a bit of the flour."

"You can't even cook." Jace snarled.

There was a gasp. "Such ugly truths in the morning simply cannot be good for digestion. I have to say that I preferred it when it was just me and your girlfriend."

Jace gave another threatening growl.

"Jace, its fine." I said, slipping quietly out of the room. "I should probably go get dressed."

"There's no need." The two said simultaneously, both voices low and flirty.

At the loud crash and foreign swearing that followed, I darted up the stairs.

So that was Jace's cousin, Will.

Wow.


I got bored. This is what happens when I get bored. I may make it a two-shot, in time. Depends if you like it or not :)