Hi, I am Tinyrocket! And I am making a Survivor story. Why because it all started like this. One day, I was absent-mind looked over SSBFreak's activity at Deviantart when I saw his comment on something called Survivor Fan Characters. I decided to read it. It is very good. And very funny. And awesome. And emotional. It was because of that sprite comic. I started to take a liking to the Survivor series. I just hope I could do a decent job. Anyway, I don't own Survivor or the contestants on this version of it. Enjoy!
Donkey Kong Country. An island where a bunch of peaceful apes and monkeys called Kongs but also their enemies, the evil reptiles the Kremlings.
Here is where sixteen different people stand on the beach awaiting the host's orders.
The host was a dark-skinned eighteen-years-old with black short curly hair, glasses and his old school uniform which doesn't seem to outfit him yet. His name is Tinyrocket.
"Greetings, all, my name is Tinyrocket and welcome to Tinyrocket's Survivor." Tinyrocket said as the camera focused on the contestants.
"Behind me are sixteen people who each want the same thing. To be sole survivor and get the grand prize of 1,000,000 dollars."
He then paced back and forth.
"These people have never met each other in their life but they even still two halves of them have to work together as a tribe to form their camp and win Reward and Immunity challenges. If they managed to lose an Immunity challenge, they have to vote off one of their tribe mates. Of course, when a good number of people is voted off, we will start the merge and can search for the Immunity Idol which will surely help them in a pinch."
Tinyrocket then turned to the sixteen contestants.
"All right, guys, next to me is a table with a box full of balls on it. Eight of them is brown and eight of them is purple. Here, how it works, I will call you in alphabetical order and you will pull out a ball. You then go to the mat which is the same colour of the ball you just drawn. Now, any questions?"
All of the contestants stayed silent.
"No? Good. All right, I shall call them up one by one."
"Ace of Suikoden 3!"
The brown-haired mercenary smirked at the fact he was first and casually walked over to the young host. Because of the heat, he decided to leave behind his favourite jacket.
"I must admit I am quite a big fan of the show for the while and seeing there is a chance to apply, I leaped at it." Ace said to the camera. "Some people like Queen and Joker think I would probably get voted off very early in the game. Well, wait till they see me come home with a million dollars. Heh heh."
Ace then went over to the box and wasted no time putting his hand in the box. After grabbing one, he pulled it out to reveal it was brown.
"You got brown. Please go to the corresponding mat on the left." Tinyrocket said.
"Okay, got it." Ace nodded walking over to said mat.
"Augie Doggie of Hanna-Barbara!"
The tan-furred puppy nodded as he ran over to Tinyrocket. He was wearing a green tank top instead of his usual shirt.
"My dear old dad and I have always been a fan of the show so I figured "what the heck?" and applied for this thing." Augie said to the camera. He then looked upset. "I will probably be a little homesick without my father here but I need to stand on my own two paws. And who knows? Maybe I'll surprise myself."
Augie then ran over to the table. There, he stood in silence for a moment.
"Now what?"
Tinyrocket suddenly noticed the box was out of the pup's reach. "Whoops, sorry." He then got a step ladder out of nowhere and setting in front of the table.
"Thank you." Augie nodded.
He then walked up the steps of the ladder and put his hand in the box. He then pulled out a green ball.
"Neat! My favourite colour!" He smiled.
"Yes, which means you have to go over to the green mat." Tinyrocket said.
"Okay." Augie nodded stepping off the ladder carefully before jogging over to the opposite side Ace went.
"Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes!"
The youngest contestant walked over to Tinyrocket a little let-down that Ace and Augie went first instead of him but tried to ignore it. Like Augie, he was wearing a tank-top version of his shirt.
"Why did I enter Survivor? Because to get all the moolah, of course!" Calvin said smirking at the camera. "My enemy, Susie, my evil babysitter, Rosalyn and even my best friend, Hobbes think I would be the first to be voted. Well, I am here today to prove that the Survivor champ can be anyone! Even a first-grader!"
Calvin then hopped up the steps on the step ladder and put his hand into the box. He then pulled out a brown ball.
"You got brown. Please go over to where the brown mat is." Tinyrocket said.
"Coolie." Calvin said jumping off the step ladder jogging over to where Ace is.
"Clover of Totally Spies!"
The blonde young lady flipped through her blonde hair with a daisy in it before strutting over. She was wearing a cyan sleeveless shirt, black pants and black shoes.
"My best friends, Sam and Alex thinks I am not a hands-on type of girl. Pfft! As if!" Clover scoffed to the camera. "Anyway, I came to Survivor to prove them both wrong! I totally have lots of experience with the great outdoors mainly because me and my friends always goes on… um, vacations!"
Instead of going to the box, Clover walked straight into Tinyrocket's face.
"Um, is there a problem?" Tinyrocket asked.
"You are like, so totally cute!" Clover smiled with heart-shaped eyes.
Tinyrocket blushed as he sweat-dropped. "Clover, please… I am a host so I am trying to act professional!"
Clover scoffed. "Oh, fine…"
She then put her hand in the box and pulled out a brown ball.
"You got brown. Go over to the brown mat please." Tinyrocket said.
The beautiful spy then walked over to the brown mat happily seeing that Ace was on the same tribe as her. She failed to notice Calvin's glum look though.
"Eduardo of Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!"
Hearing his name being called, the purple-furred imaginary friend stepped back nervously. Then, one of the contestants standing behind him gave him a swift kick to the behind making him stagger forward. Aside from his usual pants and boots, he had a sombrero to protect him from the heat.
"Um, mi amigos think I am not brave enough so they suggested that I will go on this show. I don't think I can handle all of these scary things on this island like snakes and bugs." Eduardo said nervously before turning to the camera. "Um, that won't steal my soul right?"
Rubbing his sore behind, he walked over to the box. He then looked at Tinyrocket nervously.
"Go on." The host urged.
Gulping a bit, he put his hand in the box and pulled out a brown ball.
"Marron?" Eduardo asked.
"Si. Please go to the brown mat." Tinyrocket said.
So far as much as Eduardo can tell, there are no scary-looking people there so he walked over.
"Fuuka Yamagishi of Persona 3!"
Like Eduardo, the green haired teenaged girl wanted to step back after hearing her name. But then quickly remembered what happened to the giant creature and decided to get it over with and walk over. She wore her normal summer attire which consists of a sleeveless light green dress with sandals.
"I am not much of an adventurer. I'm more of your um, stereotype nerd." Fuuka said to the camera. "I wanted to do something worthwhile so my friend, Yukari-chan suggested to do on Survivor. I just hope my lack of physical abilities doesn't get me voted off at the first Tribal Council."
She then walked over to the box and pulled out a green ball.
"You got green. Please go over to the green mat." Tinyrocket said.
Fuuka nodded shyly as she goes over to where Augie is.
"Hank The Cowdog of Hank The Cowdog!"
Everyone stared as a brown dog walking on all fours dashed towards Tinyrocket. He wore a tan cowboy hat to protect him from the sun and a red bandana around his neck with an unseen communicator in it. (Hey, in his book, Hank can't talk to humans.
"I am the only quadruped contestant here so I would probably be the weakest player when it comes to tasks that needs two hands." Hank said to the camera. "But don't think I am the weakest player overall. With my lack of anthro hands, I make up for with speed and hard work. I have a feeling without a doubt, I will be the first quadruped Survivor.
Hank then carefully walked up the ladder being very careful not to trip. He then put his mouth in the box. After some digging, he got one. Suddenly, he realised something. His mouth got stuck.
"Oh, great…" Tinyrocket muttered.
Everyone (some who are actually rude enough to laugh) watched as Tinyrocket did his best trying to pull the box off the dog's nose.
"Pull! Pull! PULL!" Tinyrocket shouted as he and Hank flew in opposite direction and landed on their backs in the hand. The host then groggily sat up to see a green ball. "Green. Please go over to the green mat."
Hank then spat out the ball out of his mouth, got up and dizzily staggered over to the green mat.
Tinyrocket got up, walked over to the table with the box and put it back on the table. He then gave a deep sigh before calling over the next contestant.
"Lilo Pelekai of Lilo and Stitch!"
The young Hawaiian girl jumped in excitement at her name being called as she ran over. She was wearing a colour swap of her trademark dress. Instead of red with white palm leaves, it was yellow with green leaves. She also had a Hibiscus flower in her hair.
"I have been a fan of Survivor for as much as I can remember. And to get a chance to go on Survivor even I'm not even 10 yet is just plain awesome!" Lilo smiled at the camera. She then frowned. "I will probably get homesick being here without my ohana but it is the only way I could prove I do stuff on my own."
She ran at the step-ladder and hopped up the steps. Eagerly, she went into the box and pulled out a ball. Green.
"You got a green ball. Please go to the green mat." Tinyrocket said.
"Okay, got it." Lilo nodded before jumping off the step ladder running to the green mat.
"Lucy Van Pelt of Peanuts!"
The young girl ran her hair through her black hair while casually walking over to the box. She was wearing a pink visor, pink heart-shaped sunglasses, a white tank top with a pink heart, blue shorts and her trademark shoes and socks.
"Truth be told, I am a girl who would rather use to go shopping than go than go camping. But with 1,000,000 as the grand prize, how can I refuse?" Lucy said to the camera. "I already got a strategy figured out. Find some blockheads, promise them to make it to Final 4-6 together if they joined an alliance of mine and pick them off one by one."
Lucy casually walked up the steps of the step-ladder and went into the box and pulled out a green ball.
"You got…" Tinyrocket started.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got green. You said the same line each time. What are you, a robot or something?" Lucy asked.
The young girl then climbed down the steps and walked over to the green mat. Tinyrocket then coughed a couple of times.
"Mark of Pop'n Music 15!"
The young anthro cheetah then jogged over to the box being the person to reach the box in the fastest time so far. Like Ace, he wore his usual attire sans jacket
"I just thought I needed to have a little bit of fun so I decided to sign up for Survivor! Though it is a little sad to leave my girlfriend." Mark said to the camera. "To be honest, when it comes to things like strategy and physical power, I would definitely get my butt whooped. But in terms, of speed, heh heh. Well, hate to brag but unless there is a character representing Sonic The Hedgehog, everyone is going to get OWNED."
He then quickly reached into the box and pulled out a brown ball.
"Um…" Tinyrocket said stunned by his speed. "Brown ball. Brown mat."
"Got it." Mark nodded running off to the brown mat very quickly and startling the other members there and making Eduardo duck for cover as if he was a truck or something.
"Sheesh, kid, save it for the challenges!" Ace said.
"Mignon Beart of King Of Fighters: Maximum Impact!"
Hearing her name being called, the pink-haired white magician started to run in place making a weird sound every time her feet touch the floor in joy. She then ran over to Tinyrocket. She was in her alternate outfit from the first Maximum Impact tournament only she had a white skirt as well because Tinyrocket asked her to. (Survivor is a family show, you know)
"Here comes Mignon Beart ready for action! Mignon is very excited about this! Not only I will make a lot of new friends but if I win, I will finally show spread world peace!" Mignon smiled at the camera. Her face then darkened. "Ninon said that everyone would vote for Mignon on the first Tribal Council because I would be the weakest and least likable person there. But Mignon is here to prove I will be the strongest person."
After running over, she reached to grab a ball from the box. Unfortunately, she accidentally tripped on the step-ladder.
CRASH!
Everyone winced as Mignon took down the table, the box, the stepladder and the host.
"Owie… That hurt…" Mignon said.
"You can say that again." Tinyrocket groaned.
A minute later, after Mignon and Tinyrocket got up, the former put her hand into the box pulled out a brown ball.
"You got a brown ball…" Tinyrocket said still in pain. "Go to brown mat…"
"Okey-dokey then!" Mignon nodded. She then ran over to the brown mat but when she was getting near to it, she tripped and fell sliding into the others bowling them over like skittles.
Tinyrocket shook his head in hopelessness as he proceeds to call the next contestant.
"Nermal of Garfield!"
The adorable male grey kitten (Hey, you heard right) jumped up in excitement before he skipped over to Tinyrocket. He had a straw sunhat with a blue rim. He also had a pink bow around his neck with a hidden communicator in it.
"Hello, Mr. Cameraman, I am Nermal, the world's cutest kitty cat! And ready to try and be the world's cutest Survivor!" Nermal said cheerfully to the camera. "Truth be told, I don't watch this show much so I am a total rookie to all of this. The only reason I came here is because a friend of mine suggested it and he seemed unusually happy about it."
(Muncie, Jon's house)
Jon, Liz, Odie and Arlene turned to Garfield with their eyes narrowed after what Nermal said on TV.
"What? I sent him away to a far-away island without being mean one bit!" Garfield "said" in his defence.
(Donkey Kong Country)
Nermal then skipped up the steps and put his hand in the box. He then pulled out a green ball.
"You got a green ball. Go to the green mat please." Tinyrocket said.
"Okay, then, Mr. Host!" Nermal smiled skipping off the steps and over to the green mat leaving a stunned host.
"From what I been told, this Nermal cat was a boy…" Tinyrocket mused. He then shook it off.
"Swiper The Fox of Dora The Explorer!"
With a smirk plastered on his face, the antagonist of the Spanish children's show casually walked over to the host. Wearing his trademark purple mask and gloves, the fox also had small shades with oval, see-through, purple lens.
"Betcha you wasn't expecting someone from a children's show here on Survivor, eh? Well, can't say I blame ya." Swiper said to the camera. "You see, Dora The Explorer have a lot of anti-fans. And there especially hate me because they say I am an insult to foxes and thieves. I just wanted to prove them wrong. And what better way to prove someone's craftiness than Survivor."
Swiper then walked up the steps and put his hand in the box pulling out a brown ball.
"All right, you know the drill. Brown ball, brown mat please." Tinyrocket said.
Swiper nodded as he walked back now. He then walked over to the mat where the members are still on the ground in pain from Mignon's trip-up.
"Um, why do I have the feeling I am on the weaker team?" The fox asked.
"Oh, shut up!" Calvin snapped.
"Xigbar of Kingdom Hearts II!"
Like the last contestant, the one-eyed man with the scar have a smirk plastered on his face as he casually walked towards the host. Ditching his Organization XIII uniform completely, he wore a purple jacket, tan shorts and sandals.
"Well, things were pretty dull at the World That Never Was so I asked the Superior if I could have the month off to enter Survivor." Xigbar said to the camera. "At first, he refused but then Vexen came out of nowhere and said it would be a good idea and said he will do my jobs and chores for me! I never knew the nerdy dude cared for me that much."
(The World That Never Was, Lounge)
Roxas, Axel, Demyx and Larxene turned away from the TV to look at Vexen who happened to pass by.
"I'll do anything to get a moment's peace." The pale blonde man said.
(Donkey Kong Country)
Xigbar then reached into the box trying his luck. He then pulled out a green ball.
"You got green. Please go over to the green mat." Tinyrocket said.
"You know, that Lucy kid was right. You DO sound like a robot." Xigbar said.
An anger mark appears on his head. "Are you going to the mat or what?"
"All right, all right, don't get your boxers in a bunch, dude!" Xigbar said walking over to the green mat.
Tinyrocket gave an annoyed sigh before turning to the last two contestants. "All right, you guys there is one green ball and one brown ball left."
"Yomi Mizuhara of Azumanga Daioh!"
The brown haired high-school girl adjusted her glasses before going over the box. She wore a red sleeveless shirt, black pants and brown shoes.
"To be honest, I am not into the Survivor series. I just only came on this show because Tomo dared me to do this." Yomi said to the camera. "Knowing her, this is just an excuse to see me humiliate myself in front of thousands of TV viewers. Humph. I came here to prove her wrong. And who knows? Maybe this will give me a great chance to lose a few pounds."
Yomi then walked over to the box, reached in and pulled out a brown ball.
"Brown ball, brown mat, no backtalk please." Tinyrocket said.
Yomi sweat-dropped. "Well, since you asked nice enough." She then walked over to the brown mat unaware that Calvin was cursing under his breath.
"Roronoa Zoro of One Piece!"
The green-haired sword-wielding pirate (And the one who gave Eduardo a kick-start) walked over to the box with a bored look on his face. He wore his normal attire except his white shirt is swapped with a yellow jacket revealing his scarred chest.
"Normally, I am not one who is into fun but this Survivor sounds very exciting. I am not into meeting strangers so I probably stink at alliances but my strength in the Challenges would probably help." Zoro said to the camera. "Nami thinks even with my skills, my laziness and lack of direction will still get me in trouble. Humph. Well, I bet she would be worshipping me when I come back with 1,000,000 dollars."
Zoro then walked over the box.
"I know it is useless now but…" Tinyrocket said.
Zoro just simply shrugged, reached in and pulled out the green ball. He then threw it over to Tinyrocket and walked over to the green mat without saying a word.
"Um, yes, well. Now, that we have sorted out the tribes, let me explain a couple of things. The people on the brown mat is now the Kongs!" Tinyrocket explained.
"So we're like Gorilla-men? Awesome!" Calvin smiled.
"Okay, eww! I couldn't have thought of a grosser theory!" Clover said grossed out.
"I wonder if this means I might get a chance to get that autograph of Diddy Kong I promised Boots." Swiper mused.
"Well, the people on the green mat is now the Kremlings!" Tinyrocket said.
"So we are reptiles!?" Hank asked.
"Eww! I don't know what fate is worse! To be a furry beast or a scale creep!" Lucy said grossed out.
"I like reptiles." Lilo piped up.
"Okay, just give me a chance to write this down." Tinyrocket said writing on the sheet of paper.
Tribe Kongs:
Ace
Calvin
Clover
Eduardo
Mark
Mignon
Swiper
Yomi
Tribe Kremlings:
Augie
Fuuka
Hank
Lilo
Lucy
Nermal
Xigbar
Zoro
"Okay, on your tribe mats will have your map to your camping site! So, tell me! Are you ready to begin?" Tinyrocket asked.
"YEAH!" Everyone cheered.
"Perfect! Then, let's start the very first crossover Survivor series!"
There's Chapter 1! Whew, this may take a while to make. Especially the Challenges! But I will do my best! Review away!
