DISCLAIMER: I dont own twilight . DUH

Me: My new years resolution is to own twilight!

Edward: Good luck with that..

Me: SHUT UP EDWARD! go play with bella , im planning..

" Edward, this isn't a good idea.." I said worried.

They were Leaving me with Emmet again, which is stupid.

Have the not learned they're lesson after the so many incidents that Emmet had caused? Emmet is just one those people who get bored way to easily. Maybe I do sound like im exaggerating, but if anyone has ever seen what Emmet can do with a few popsicles sticks and gum, then you would be just as nervous as I was.

" Bella, I assure you Emmet will be well-behaved. Wont you Emmet?" He said glaring at him.

" Yeah, yeah. No worries here!" He said smirking.

" See? No worries. Bye now love, I'll be back in no time." He said.

He leaned down to kiss my forehead and left. I stood there for a moment not wanting to face Emmet , but eventually I had to.

I turned around and deliberately walked passed Emmet and sat on the couch. I picked up the remote and started flicking through the channels until Emmet snatch the remote out of my hand and threw it across the room, crumbling into pieces. Gee, Didn't have to break the remote…

" Bella! Are you mad? We are not Gonna sit around here all day doing nothing!" Emmet yelled. Although he could have done it with out fucking yelling in my ear.

" Stop yelling at me Em. And Then what do you suppose we do? Hmm?" I asked him.

That's when he pulled out a list and began reading it.

" What's that?" I asked

" it's a list! I came prepared Bella" He said grinning I didn't like the sound of this " list."

" Okay so here it is: .."

" 1. Paint a unicorn pink" He said. I shook my head. He couldn't get any dumber could he?

" 2. Buy Edward a sex book. " I stand corrected.

" 3. Truth or dare

to a bar

5. Get arrested

6. Annoy Edward-"

This list was so … ugh.

" EMMET! Wait this ridiculous! I mean c'mon. ' Get arrested?' or how bout ' Go to the bar' You don't even drink!" I said. But he shushed me.

" Bella its not like this list is mandatory , its just some idea.

Although I do really wanna get arrested and go to the bar. And maybe that unicorn thing.."

Idiot.

" OH! I know! " He said excitedly.

" What now?"

" Bella, me and you are going to have fun. We are going to pull the most awesome pranks ever!"

I gulped. This didn't sound good.