This is going to be a new story about Thia, the new orphan at South Park. Only a tiny bit is going to be uploaded for now, so please comment or like for more. Kyle and Cartman were talking outside of Stan's house. "Kenny is an absolute menace!", Cartman complained. "What could he have possibly done to you?", Kyle wondered. Cartman stared at him with total disgust. "He played a zombie game... WITHOUT ME!", Cartman yelled. Kyle groaned and rubbed his temples. I may get a migraine, he thought. "Kenny was fighting off hobos, not zombies. And when do we ever play zombie games? Never!", Kyle reasoned. There was complete silence. "You are just a little ray of sunshine, aren't you Jewish kid?", Cartman mocked. Kyle was just about to strangle him, when Kenny appeared. "Sbdijehwhifjdb", Kenny greeted. All of the sudden, a car almost ran over him. Thankfully, he didn't die.
"Okay Thia, this is your new room.", Linda the orphanage care taker smiled. Thia stared blankly into the room. "I'll let you settle in. Your roommate shoukd be here soon.", Linda went away muttering about the crazy Asians. A girl came in kissing a boy. That's how I met my crazy roommate.
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