Hey all! This is my first fanfic and I'm in love with these books so of course I was going to make my first fanfic about it. Once I write more and more stories I'll right some about Twilight and some of my other fav's. Enjoy! R&R plzz!!
August 3
7:30 am
"I LOBE U GEE!!" What fresh hell is going on?! And why am I being awakened to
my little sister screaming at me from the floor covered in mud?
5 seconds later
How on Slim's huge pajamas did Libby get through my barricaded door? "Mutti!!" I
yelled. "How did your lunatic daughter get in my room?" And to my complete and utter
shock she answered calmly, "Check your window love. She, Angus, and Gordy were
playing in the mud last night." I did a very nice impression of a fishy if I may say so
myself.
2 minutes later
Trying to get loony Libby out of my room. Blimey O'Reilly's trousers!! She's licking
me!! "Yummy kittykat." Ummm is this normal?? Like at all?? Great, there's mud all over
my floor and muddy paw prints AND it's the crack of dawn. The gang is supposed to
come over in 420 minutes….wow I actually did maths. I must be the smartest girl in all
today. Concentrate Sex Kitty. No school work on a Saturday.
1 minute later
Run run, pant pant. Got to get to the loo first. Absolute brillopads! No one has used the
loo today. I'm in luck since there is plenty shampoo and soap.
2 seconds later
Stepping into the hot shower spray. Mmmm. I could get used to this. Bloody hell! I can't
even get peace and quiet in the shower! "Go away whoever is intruding my Georgia
time!" That seemed perfectly all right to say. "Georgia Nicolson stop your bloody
selfishness. Your mutti and I are going to drop Libby off with your grandvati then we are
going to spend the day roaming around. No Italy Ponies or whatever you call him. Don't
forget to eat once in awhile." "Yes whatever Vati go enjoy your lovely day." I was in a
too good of a mood to argue with my vati today so I might as well as go with the flow.
By the way what a nice vati I have. I bet he knows that we don't have any food in the
house to eat so maybe he thought he was making a hillario joke or something. Well it
wasn't funny. And EVERYONE knows that Masimo is the Italian Stallion. Not a pony.
Or a horsey. Or something that eats hay….hehe ok I'm done. Obviously my family hasn't
gotten the newsflash that I'm not longer the girlfriend of the Italian Stallion but of Dave
the Laugh.
10 minutes later
This isn't good! I just got out of the shower and the doorbell is ringing. I don't have time
to get dressed and put on my natural makeup routine. Oh dear God. I can't believe I'm
going to have to answer the door in my towel. Wait isn't my supposed family home still.
2 seconds later
Okay then. They left since no one has bothered to tell me to get my arse out of the shower
and to the door. Well, that's an upside.
1 second later
Well a deffo downside would be someone is at the door. Oy! Stop the ringing. Run down
the stairs while gripping a towel is sooo not the easiest thing to do.
6 seconds later
Readjusting my nungas, patting down the hair and presto. Good as Gee the L will ever
get. Quick glance in the mirror. Hmm I actually don't look bad for just stepping out of
the shower. Maybe I will continue with this towel look. Dave would love that. Oo-er.
Hehe.
1 minute later
Oh dear Buddha's oversized pantaloonies. Almost forgot about the door. I'm betting it's
my true love to take me out for a quick snog in some bush or other.
5 seconds later
BLOODY HELL!!
Well I'm off for the night. While I'm gone I'll write in my notebook so I will have chappie 2 up tomorrow!! I know this is a short chappie but plzzz R&R!! Love ya'll in a nonlezzie way!!
xoxoxoxoxoxo