A/N: Random idea that came to me in an instant. I felt like writing something quickly to stop the writer's bug that is flourishing inside of me. So here you go. Deidei's un.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Sorry.
Five years before Shippuden:
"Danna, do you really find me annoying?" A young Deidara asked his master.
"Yes brat. You are the most annoying person I know." Sasori answered.
"But why?"
"That's one reason. You have to have an explanation for everything."
"Like why you think art is eternal. That still makes no sense." Deidara said.
"I'll make you a puppet so you can last forever and you'll find out." Sasori threatened.
"I'll pass. But if art is eternal, why isn't there more of it around from earlier times?" Deidara asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"Because not everyone, like a certain brat that comes to mind, knows that art is eternal." Sasori said in a bored tone.
"Cause art doesn't last forever!" Deidara argued.
"I don't feel like having this argument again brat. I swear. The only thing that could make you more annoying would be if you all of a sudden got torrettes and started saying something like un after every phrase that comes out of your God-forsaken mouth."
"What do you mean… un." Deidara said. Sasori glared at him and Deidara let a smirk grace his lips. "You gave me the idea un."
"Don't say un." Sasori warned.
"Or what un?" Deidara asked.
"You don't want to find out."
"That's because you don't know un."
"Something will come to mind. Trust me." Sasori said. There was slight fear in Deidara's eyes.
Five years later:
"I love you Danna un." Deidara said, cuddling Sasori under a tree. It was nighttime and the two artists were watching the sun set.
"I love you too brat. Even your annoying un." Sasori said, smiling lightly.
"You gave me the idea un." Deidara said.
"And I'm glad I did."
"Un." Deidara added to the end of Sasori's sentence.
Sasori laughed lightly. "Un." He agreed, kissing Deidara's forhead.
A/N: I know. It was crappy. Still review though. I'm pretty sure I spelled torrettes wrong though, so if anyone knows how to spell it, let me know please! I had to write something that was canon soon, or else I would lose all interest. So I hoped that you liked it regardless. I know it was fluffy, but I wrote it in like ten minutes, so excuse the crappiness of the fic. I now have homework to do… Oh well. Bye! Love to all.