N/A: Do I smell a Super Smash Brothers Brawl fic!?
Disclaimer: I think we all know who owns SSBB. But if you don't, Nintendo owns SSBB. This applies for all my other chapters... yep.
In the large town of Smashville, all the Brawlers lived together in what they called 'peace and harmony.' (Of course that wasn't really all that peaceful to any normal person, but hey, we're talking about the Brawlers here.) Each set of Brawlers lived by the games they were transported from; Link, Zelda/Sheik, and Ganondorf came from Hyrule and lived on Legendary Road, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Wario lived on Toad Street, and so on. It was always nice in Smashville. Despite the fact some Brawlers hated each other, it was always peaceful.
Until one day...
"I can't believe this!" Pit cried when he was reading the mail he was supposed to deliver, (he WAS the post-boy after all) "How can this be possible!?"
"What are you yelling about, Pit?" Captain Olimer asked as he groggily stepped out of his ship, which was his home... And where Pit was supposed to be delivering mail...
"Their saying we have a town meeting today!" Pit cried, red-faced.
"Is that something to have a heart-attack over?" Olimer asked, not even bothering to hide the irratation in his voice.
"You'll be pissed to when you hear the meeting," Pit sneered, flying off.
"Hey!" Olimer called after him. "What about my mail!?"
"What's this about?" "Oh Goddesses..." "PIE, GET INTO MAH BELLEH!" "SHUT UP! It wasn't funny the first time, so what makes you think it'll be funny the next ten times!?" "Get away from me, you stalking bastard!" "Hey baby." "Pit stole my mail!" "Huh?"
"People, people, please calm down," Master Hand said, floating up to the center stage and hovering in front of the crowd of confused and pissed off Brawlers, which were all seated in fold-out chairs of the Brawl Gym; where the Brawlers came to have Brawl Matches.
"Easy for YOU to say," Pit snapped at Master Hand.
"Stuff it, mail boy," Bowser yelled from the back seats next to Ganondorf and Marth.
"SHUT UP!" Master Hand yelled in a ticked off tone.
Everyone became quiet.
"Now," the floating white glove said, his tone a bit more relaxed. "As permanent mayor, I have to tell you all that now Smashville is turning into a Brawling stage. It is also a LOT of money to cover, people... So I sold all the houses and bought a nice mansion for you to all live in. Now then... any questions?"
The crowd soon exploded into rants: "What about my ship!?" "What about the castle!?" "TRIFORCE!" "PIE!?" "YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL HIGH ON MUSHROOMS!" "Weed..." "Sumas is--" "WHAT!?" "How is that possible? How much money did you get!?"
"SHUT UP!" Master Hand repeated. Again the crowd went quiet. "Now... you all have thirty minuets to pack, so get to it! And Olimer, because you're so small, you can take your ship."
"YES!"
"ASSHOLE!"
"GET GOING!" Master Hand snapped. Soon everyone dashed out to get their stuff, except Olimer; he just happily skipped off, his little trail of Pikmin following quickly behind.
"Alright," Master Hand said as he floated in front of the big yellow bus everyone was required to ride in to their new home. "Snake, you drive. Everyone, Smashville: Super Smash Brothers Brawl Town is now Smashville: Animal Crossing Town... I am sorry..."
"Like hell you are..." Wario grumbled to himself as he stood next to Lucas who was flinching nervously. Him and Wario had a bad history together...
"Any final questions, comments comp... comments?"
"Why did you do this?" Ness yelled.
Master Hand ignored Ness, "Any other questions?"
"Do we have to ride with our stuff?" Zero Suit Sumas asked from the front of the crowd near Marth, Mario, and R.O.B.
"Yes," Master Hand quickly answered.
"Can't YOU just carry anything?" Zelda asked next to Link and Ike.
"No," Master Hand said quickly.
"Jerk..." Pit snickered.
"OK, we're going," Master Hand announced when Snake took the drivers seat. "Single file, no pushing or Brawling. Two per seat. Quickly now."
Everyone boarded the bus, most of them mumbleing curses and rants.
The 'children,' which included Ness, Lucas, the Ice Climbers, and Pikachu, sat in the front of the bus. Everyone else took seats all around the bus. Link and Ike snagged the very back of the bus and Meta Night and Lucario joined them.
"Ready?" Master Hand asked as he floated in the front of the bus.
Bowser was about to say something when Master Hand interupted, "Good. Drive away, Snake... You know the directions... right?"
"Hell no," Snake replied, toying with the switch that made the stop sign on the side of the bus go in and out.
"Here," Master Hand said, handing Snake a map. "Hurry up and read it, 'cause we're going... Now."
Snake took the map before he quickly studied it then tossed it over his shoulder and laughed, "Alright! It's go time..."
Snake suddenly slammed on the gas pedal and the bus sped into action. Everyone was thrusted back into their seats as if on an airplane. When they all could finally pull away from the pressure as the bus slowed down a little, the Brawlers all began talking amoung one another.
Lucas, who was obviously sitting next to Ness, sighed sadly before he sat up straight to look out the bus window. He gasped as the once Smashville: Super Smash Brothers Brawl Town, turned into a cartoony-looking heap of fat trees and animals walking on two legs...
To Be Continued...