I do not own anything in this story
I dislike made up stories about characters (by which I mean fanfics) because in my opinion they make fun of the characters
however after seeing if others shared my ideas about characters I realized like TV and video games they may be windows too other dimensions
(ever put your finger hard enough on a computer it gives kind of a portal effect) (like the entrance to Hazy Maze Cave in Super Mario 64 and DS remake)
fanfics may be parallel dimensions to those said dimensions so please if you write a fanfic don't do anything too drastic. If you cant find any of my stories then they have been deleted but don't worry it most likely means it's being updated.(because I have to use notepad)

Ganondorf Offscreen

Chapter 1 Spiritual Stone... of Raging Waterfall!

"I can't believe that fool of a king actually believes I'm on his side." Ganondorf laughs menacingly.
Meanwhile Princess Zelda is having a dream with dark clouds, and a forest boy with a green stone followed by a fairy dispelling the darkness.
" Once I claim the three spiritual stones, as well as the ocarina of time the Triforce will be mine! Hahahahahahaha!" laughs the man.
Meanwhile in a forest on the outskirts of Hyrule field, a Kokri without a fairy is having a nightmare about a fleeing princess and a desert man.
Ganondorf heads toward Zora's Domain and bows before King Zora and his daughter, Princess Ruto.

" Excuse me your Majesty, but I need your spiritual stone of water." The evil Gerudo says with reluctant and phony niceness.
" You mean the Zora's Saphire?" questions the rather rotund King Zora." Yes, a fellow king (himself) needs it for an urgent matter." explains the evil man.
" Hmmm... I would give it to you but..." starts the zorian king. " But..." questions the king of greenness.
" But the Zora's Saphire is known as the Zora's engagement ring, only the husband of my daughter may have it." explains the large round zora.
"Well... then... let the wedding commence..." Ganondorf says with disgust.

"Hmph! Like I would marry an old geezer like you!" snorts Princess Ruto.
" NOW LISTEN RIGHT HERE YOU LITTLE..." begins the angry gerudo." On second thought, upon closer inspection..." Ruto says examining Ganondorf.
'Just hand over that blasted stone already!' The evil king pleads in his head.
" You're not just an old geezer, You're PLUM UGLY!" The zorian princess rudely proclaims.
" Well if that's how you feel." says the lone Gerudo male, his eye twitching.

Ganondorf leaves as he mutters to himself.

" One way or another that spiritual stone will be mine." the king mutters to himself, not wanting some snotnosed snobby girl getting in his way.

Ganondorf sneaks into Lord Jabu Jabu's Domain.

" Let's see how they like it when their deity suffers from my curse!" grins the man of evil.
Ganondorf fires a dark orb of black magic at Lord Jabu Jabu as he visualizes a vessel for his curse, in which he dubs the vessel Barnicade, fills in various monsters to protect Barnicade from 'intruders' who dare disturb it's host.
Ganondorf starts to leave as he spots a certain zorian princess heading to feed Jabu Jabu.
" Here you are Jabby, fresh fish... my are you feeling well? You look rather sickly." the princess says concerned.
A somewhat amused and iritatted Ganondorf watches as the zora princess treats their holy and revered deity as if he were her pet.

"I should go tell my father to get some medici... Ahhhh!" exclaims the girl as she puts down the fish and Lord Jabu Jabu starts inhaleing both the fish and Ruto.
Ruto loses her mothers stone. "Noooo! My mother's stone!" Ruto says while being devoured by the deity.
"That twerp had it coming... I guess I should come back for the stone later..." The evil Gerudo king chuckles evily.
"Those Zoras are going to be in such a panic when they find out their princess is missing." the king says with an evil grin.

Ganondorf laughs menacingly while making his way towards Death Mountain...