New story! Again!
Zane P.O.V"Hello brothers. What are you doing?" I ask, coming on to the deck of the bounty. "We're seeing how many cardboard enemies Kai can defeat at once. So far, he can defeat 3 stone warriors, 5 serpentine, 15 skeletons, and his clone self!" Jay says excitingly. "Now you can try the great devourer and the overlord!" Cole says pulling a string and causing two cardboard figures, each as tall as 5000 skyscrapers, to pop up. "And they come with lasers!" Jay exclaims, pushing a button. "I'm going to walk away now. Good luck Kai!" I say, running away as fast as I can. "NOOOO! HELP ME ZANE! HELP MEEEeeeee..." Kai screams with lasers shooting in the background.
"Good morning Sensei! What are you doing today?" I ask Sensei, getting a new start to the day. Without giant laser-shooting pieces of cardboard trying to kill Kai. "Drinking tea. You?" Sensei asks, drinking tea. "Developing a new fear of cardboard." I say, wincing as I hear Kai scream for help again. "Zane, can you do me a favour and go buy me some more tea? I promise there won't be any cardboard." Sensei teases me. At least I think he's teasing me. He looks pretty serious. "No is not an option." "Ok Sensei, I'll get your tea. At least I won't have to hear Kai scream anymore if I do." I hope. "Why would Kai be screaming?" "Go look on deck." "I'd rather not." "Then I'll go buy the tea now." "Make sure to get 50 teas!" "I'm going to leave now!" I shout to Sensei, jumping off the deck. "ZANE! NOOO!" Jay screams. "I'm just buying Sensei some tea!" I shout to him. "Buying Sensei tar?" Cole asks, but that distracts me and I land in a thorn bush. "Ow." I mutter, climbing out. "SORRY ZANE!" Cole and Jay shout in unison. "Come say sorry to me! You have a giant, cardboard great devourer and overlord attacking me! As if the real ones weren't hard enough to beat!" Kai shouts, running around in circles. "SORRY KAI!" Cole and Jay shout, grabbing hammers and running to the cardboard replicas.
There's the tea store! Why is it closed? Maybe this note will explain it. 'The tea store is closed forever, because no one drinks tea anymore. Go drink some coffee!' Lots of people still drink tea! Good thing there's a tea shop right next door! Another note? 'We are closed because we are restocking. Since the other tea store is closed, we have to give everyone in Ninjago tea! Come back next week!' Oh well, I better go tell Sensei he won't be getting tea for a week.
"What do you mean no tea?!" Sensei screams at me. It is not helping that Kai, Cole, Jay and Lloyd are sitting right behind us eating popcorn. "One tea store is closed forever, and the other is restocking. For some reason, those are the only two tea shops in Ninjago." I explain to the enraged Sensei. "No Zane, there is my private tea shop. It is open always." Sensei explains. "Really? Where is it?" I ask. "In the middle of the dark island." Sensei reveals. "Do I have to Sensei? Why can't the others?" "If there is something evil left there, Kai would probably attack it and then come home, forgetting my tea. Jay can't swim without floaties, and I don't want any of the other senseis to see one of my ninja wearing floaties. Cole would probably get thirsty on the way back and drink my tea. Lloyd is a child. Well, on the inside, at least. And you're not doing anything anyway! You're just walking around asking people questions!" Sensei lectures. I could just walk away right now and come back in week. Then I'll come back with tea! Like he was reading my mind, Sensei starts pulling out cardboard Sensei. "I'm gone!" I say, running away.
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