Disclaimer: We own nothing other than minor characters everything else belong to mutant enemy and joss whedon and 20th century fox. This story is co-written by spikeyslostangel and majickjessi.

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He watched her dance from across the room, taking a drag on his cigarette.

Spike wanted her dead. This town had seen too many beatings of him. The slayer had to die.

Harmony came up to him from across the frat house.

"Come on blondy bear come dance with me!" Harmony said bouncing to the music.

"Fat chance." Spike said taking another drag and squishing his cig in an ash tray.

"Oh come on! You won't dance with me and you won't take me to France! Why not?"

"Because I have business here Harmony. There's a slayer needs killing and friends to be tortured." Spike pulled another cig out of the pocket of his tight jeans.

"Just out dance?" Harmony pleaded.

"Fine" Spike squashed the cig in the ashtray and got up. "You know I can't dance right?"

"Then this should be interesting." Harmony began to dance fast and then the fast went to a slow grind.

Spike came up behind her and put his hands on Harmony's hips and put his head in the crock of her neck and closed his eyes and danced really close.

"Mmm" Harmony said. "You're not a bad dancer Spikey."

"Oh" Spike said. "This is dancing?"

"Yeah silly what else would it be?" Harmony inquired not getting Spike's sarcastic tone. The song stopped and Spike stalked back over to his chair.

"Happy? You got your dance." Spike said "Now bugger off while I stalk the slayer some more." Spike sat down and spotted Buffy over in a corner making out with fang boy himself! Angel and Buffy were lip locked.

'What the hell is he doing here?' Spike thought. 'Ugh I better get Harmony and go before he… Oh bollocks he spotted me'

Angel and Buffy were whispering something to each other. Angel got up and walked over to Spike.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"What does it look like I'm doing?" Spike said "I'm watching your ex."

"You're watching her! That's perverted!" Before Spike knew it he was punched in the face by Angel.

Angel turned and looked at Buffy "You think we should give him to the soldier boys?" He asked.

"Yep" Buffy said "Maybe a trip to the vet will fix you." She laughed at her own gross joke.

"What soldier boys? Is there something I should know?" Spike inquired.

"Nothing you can't help." Buffy said and she kicked him until he fell unconscious.

Spike woke up in his bed next to Harmony. He touched the back of his neck as he stretched and yawned. But he pulled his hand back as sharp twinge of pain went through his head,

"What happened?" He wondered aloud. Harmony stirred "Blondy bear?" She asked in her sleep. He shook her awake.

"Harmony?" He yelled "Harmony!"

"Mmm stop" She groaned "Ten more minutes."

"Harmony come on I need to ask you something important." Spike said through clenched teeth.

"What!" She said "I was enjoying my dream." She saw Spike and looked at him strangely. "I thought the Slayer and her boy got you?"

"I thought so too." Said Spike "What's on the back of my head?" He asked pointing to the twingy spot.

"Stitches" Harmony stated. "Did you cut yourself on something?"

"Not that I know of." Spike said looking confused. "I'm hungry" he said. Spike's stomach growled.

"There should be someone fresh in the cave" Harmony said stretching and yawning.

"Ok" He said getting out of bed and reaching to where his pants are usually. He found he still had them on. 'Weird' Spike thought. This was terribly unusual for him to sleep fully clothed 'what the hell happened last night' he wondered. Spike shrugged it off and went to find a human to snack on…..