Tachikoma Story

Inspired by Bloo96

-WARNING THESE CHARACTERS AREN'T MINE! Except for a group that hasn't been mentioned before.

-Main Floor-

"Hey, say, I was wondering. We should try to sneak up behind the Major and try to scare her." Said one Tachikoma

"Well…I don't know…she is sorta, serious most of the time." Said another Tachikoma

"Yeah…I agree." Said another

A Tachikoma rushes into the room with tickets in its hand.

"Fellow Comrades! I've got great news!"

"What…you've finally found out how to calm down?" said a Tachikoma

"No silly, I got nine tickets, to go to Valley Fair!" said the Tachikoma

"But that's over a thousands miles away!" yelled another Tachikoma

The Major comes into the room.

"Ummm…What are guys doing?" asked the Major

"Well, uhhh…we were planning to sneak up behind you and scare you." Said the Tachikoma

"Idiot." Whispered another

"Whatever…hey what are those?" asked the Major

"These?" the Tachikoma holds up the tickets "These are the tickets that I won over the…uhh…internet!"

"You won them?" said the Major "Do you have any idea that robots your size aren't really seen around Valley Fair! And another thing, how the heck are you getting there?"

"Can we barrow a jet?" asked a Tachikoma

"What do you think the answer is?" said the Major

"No." Whimpers the Tachikoma

-5 hours later-

In the middle of Nowhere

"Ummm…We've been traveling for miles and we haven't even seen the ocean!" complained a Tachikoma

"I agree." Said another

"Maybe we can ask those pilots over there to take us to the U.S." asked another

"Uhh…I don't think those are pilots."

the mystery people came up to them and said "As the coordinated Soldiers of the secret service, I declare that you're all under arrested."

"I have a feeling that this is going to be a bad summer vacation." Said a Tachikoma

P.S. making these kind of stories are fun and "sometimes" ridiculously funny… quoting sometimes.