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Mission Impossible: Get Snapey-Poo

Sirius Black ran along the hall humming Mission Impossible. "I'm gonna get me a Snape!"

Severus Snape ran faster that ever while screaming "AHHHHHH!"

"I wanna get me a Snapey, baby!"

Snape reached Dumbledore's office. "Lemon Drop? Hash," the headmaster twinkled.

"Dumbledore! I want my Sevvie. Hand him over!"

"If you open that door, I'll cut your heart out with a fork!'

"Why a fork? What happened to the spoon?"

"Oh I used it for my Rice Crispies!"

"Mmmm. Sevvie and Rice Crispies. A lethal combination!" Sirius grinned while banging on the door.

"The lunatics are taking over the asylum!" Severus screamed.

"I'm loopy over you, Sev."

"Don't call me that. Hey where'd Dumbledore go?"

"He's with me. Let us in!"

"I'm here too!" Harry yelled.

"How did you get out there old man?"

"I… don't know," Dumbledore said.

"Set your phasers to stun… wait… kill!" Captain Janeway said, suddenly turning up. "I don't want that bastard Black to get my Sevvie-poo."

"Ewwww," Sirius said looking at her crossly. "He's gay!"

"No I'm not!" Snape shouted as he opened the door and made a run for it, grabbing Janeway's arm as he passed. "Can't you just use your own weapon and blast his ass?"

"Nope. Against regulations!" Janeway huffed.

"For me?" Severus pleaded with puppy eyes as they hid behind a statue of some gargoyles.

"Okay then." She shot Harry as he ran passed them.

"Yay, the bane of my existence is dead!" Sirius was next but he disappeared.

"Wow I rock!" Janeway smiled.

"Yes you do," Snape smiled back. "If you ever need help just come to me. Especially if it's with killing Chakotay."

"How'd you know," she queried.

"Guessing," he cackled. "I make excellent poisons."

"I know. You killed that Jared guy for me."

"He was a man whore!" Severus said.

"You know, I think I just might get even with Chakotay for that fling he had with Seven."

Severus started humming Mission Impossible. Captain Janeway hit him in the arm.

"Shut it!"

Severus sniffled like a six year old. "Okay."

Mission Impossible was stuck in both their heads until a month later when Sirius was found dead. He had been assassinated.

There were traces of phaser ions found near his body – Poison phaser ions!

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