(to the tune of "Oh, What A Night!")
Oh,
what a slime!
Late
that night by the willow tree
He
was oily like we knew he'd be
How
revolting -
What
a slime!
Oh,
what a slime!
He
wanted us to sell out our friend
Tell
him 'bout Remus - that would be the end
He
was rotten -
What
a slime!
Oh,
I knew he was a greasy git when he insulted James that night
I
poked him in the eye and it felt alright!
Oh,
what a slime!
He
made fun of Peter, then he turned on me
I
told him to press the knot on the tree
See
where it get's him -
Snape's
a slime!
The
tree's branches froze as there came a clap of thunder
Remus
was a werewolf and he was pulling Snape under!
(Oh, what a slime!)
Oh
I knew he was a greasy git when he insulted James that night
I
poked him in the eye and it felt alright!
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oh,
what a slime!
Why
did James have to save his life?
Seemed
wrong to me but I guess it was right
Shouldn't
have done it for
Snape
the slime!
The
tree's branches froze as there came a clap of thunder
Remus
was a werewolf and he was pulling Snape under!
(Oh, what a slime!)
The
tree's branches froze as there came a clap of thunder
Remus
was a werewolf and he was pulling Snape under!
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Oh,
what a slime! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
~~~
Disclaimer:
I don't own the song, I don't own the characters, I don't own anything.