"Shizu-chan, I need you to stand over there for a moment." Izaya commanded in his normal, mocking tone, pointing to where he wanted Shizuo to stand.
"Uh, ok?" Shizuo questioned, but nonetheless walked over to where Izaya pointed.
"Now, turn towards the bookcase." Izaya commanded, pointing at the full and recently cleaned line of bookcases. Namie always tried to keep the place tided up, even though there wasn't much to improve upon due to Izaya's lifestyle.
"Why?" Shizuo asked with a questioning tone.
"Just do it for me, Shizu-chan." Izaya crooned. Shizuo began mumbling, but followed through with Izaya's orders. Izaya then got out of his chair, it slightly rolling away from him. He then took an unusually slow pace towards Shizuo, holding something in his hand that the blonde man could not see.
"Now, bend over." Izaya commanded yet again. Shizuo did not give any kind of rebuttal this time, and swiftly complied.
"Good…" Izaya smiled. He then lowered himself to where he could whisper in the man's ear. "Now, I'm going to shove this crowbar up your butt."
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I am so sorry.
I really am.