Authors Note- Whoa! My first posted fic! First of all none of these characters are mine. Second, yes, this fic is stupid. Its suppose to be, also take into account that this was written a LONG time ago. I tried to re-vise it as best I could with out ruining the original story…but if it still sucks, I'm sorry. All comments welcome! Thank you sooo much! Bye!





The Amazoness Quartet in Wonderland

Ch. 1



Our wonderful story begins in the Dead Moon Circus where we find the Amazoness Quartet-

"Hey! Get back here!" VesVes shouted.

...Ahem, as I was saying, we find the Amazoness Quartet bothering Zarconia's flying eye-ball Zircon.

"Get it!" JunJun yelled.

"Watch out!" CereCere cried, as she came flying down on the Trapeze.

"Yikes!" VesVes shrieked as she tried to run from the on coming CereCere, but she didn't run fast enough. CereCere hit VesVes from behind, and sent her flying into JunJun who ran into PallaPalla.

"Ouches!"

"Ack!"

"Whoa!" The girls cried as they all fell into a big pile on the floor.

Zircon laughed as it watched the girls. They all glared at the eyeball.

"PallaPalla need air!" PallaPalla shouted from the bottom of the heap.

"Oh shut up." VesVes replied as she rolled out from under CereCere. They all got up and continued to harass the eyeball. PallaPalla pulled out a Barbie and Ken doll from no where and proceeded to pull off both of their heads. PallaPalla ran up behind Zircon with both of the doll bodies in her hands and holding them by the feet, she hit Zircon like a baseball.

"It looks like a home run!" JunJun Shouted. CereCere produced a baseball glove and started to back up.

"I got it! I got it!" CereCere yelled as she jumped up to catch the flying eyeball. After a stunning catch in mid-air, CereCere landed back on the ground and peered eagerly into the glove. She fished her hand in and pulled out a very ruffled Zircon.

"All right!" JunJun said as she ran up and snatched the eyeball from CereCere. JunJun placed Zircon on the ground and smashed the eye with her foot, then started maniacally plucking all of the feathers from Zircon's wings.

"Muhahahahaha!!" JunJun laughed as she hap-hazardly threw feathers over her shoulders.

"Its PallaPalla's turn!" PallaPalla yelled as she ran up to JunJun and the nearly bald Zircon. PallaPalla pushed JunJun out of the way and started beating the eyeball senseless with her be-headed barbies.

"Yeah! Go PallaPalla!" VesVes shouted.

PallaPalla went on happily beating the eyeball until the barbie bodies that she was holding slipped out of her hands. The doll went flying over PallaPalla's head and straight toward the other girls.

"Hit the deck!" CereCere yelled. The three girls ducked as the doll flew right past them, and crashed right into Neherenia's Mirror. They all paused to watch the mirror shatter into little pieces. They all looked at each other and shrugged. Just then Zirconia appeared.

"I found a new vict- aaaahhhh!!! What have you done to my Zarcon!!??" He yelled. The girls giggled. Zarconia walked over to his half-dead-non-flying- eyeball.

"My poor Zircon..." He wined. He knelt down and picked up his eyeball and hugged it.

"My poor baby!" He sobbed. He stopped crying and looked up at the Quartet. "You, you did this to my precious Zircon!" He yelled while glaring at them, tears streaming down his face.

"Errr." CereCere replied as she rolled her eyes.

Zarconia stood up, still holding Zircon. "You'll pay for this you little..." He trailed off. He created a ball of energy in his hand and prepared to throw it at the Quartet.

Meanwhile...at the Gates of Time...

"Gosh darnit!" Sailor Pluto yelled. "Where is that two of spades?!"

She was sitting on the floor in front of the gates of time playing her 37th game of solitaire.

"Man this is boring." She said to herself. She looked over at her time key that was lying on the ground next to her. A smile appeared on her face. She took the Garnet Orb off of the time key and set it down in front of herself. She picked up the deck of cards she was playing with and shuffled them a few times.

"Ok the game is War. Got it?" She told the Garnet Orb. The Orb flashed in agreement. She raised an eyebrow and dealt the cards.

"Ok then...start!!" She said.

Five minutes later....

"That's the 20th time you've beaten me!!" She yelled. The Orb flashed a few times.

"A loser?! Grrrr...oh ya!!" She shouted in frustration. She stood up and punted the Garnet Orb right into the Gates of Time.

Back at the Dead Moon circus...

"Eeek!" The girls screamed as Zarconia blasted them for nearly killing Zircon.

At the same time Zarconia blasted the Quartet the Garnet Orb that Pluto punted into the Gates of time shattered.

"There! Now who's the loser!?" Pluto yelled. She walked over to the broken Orb and stomped all over the left over pieces until she finally realized what she was doing. She stopped and looked down.

"Oopsies...I made a booboo." She said quietly to herself.

As the Quartet got blasted a really big hole appeared in the floor behind them. They all fell in, and in a bright flash of light, the hole closed and they were gone.





Author's Note- Well, that was the end of that. Please let me know if I should even bother to post anymore of this, or if I should just take it down right now and not waist my time. Trust me, this isn't one of my better one's but hey, every one has to start somewhere! Thanks again for reading it! Please review!!