A Poem about the Stupidity of People



By Stupid Kitten



Disclaimer: Nothing is mine… (boohoo)

My second poem! Yay! Now I get to pick on people again, which is lots of fun in an evil way… Enjoy!

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By some strange circumstance,

We have found ourselves in Middle Earth;

But don't start your joyous dance,

These people have no sense.



Over yon I see a king,

His name is Aragorn, I think;

His mighty sword he did bring,

The problem is- It's broke idiot!



I also sight Frodo,

Who was given some advice sound;

Don't put on the ring (that evil thing)

Or you'll be found.

Well guess what? The loser put it on!



Gandalf, old and wrinkly and wise,

Didn't exactly use his eyes;

He battled the Balrog, seemingly from Hell,

Then the jackass fell!

(And died.)



Samwise really lived up to his name,

Evil he did despise;

But we find that his mind is rather lame,

Speaking only of his stupid apple pies.



Boromir was a pretender,

Frodo he did betray;

But bad things get back at you, you know,

That he saw with arrows.



Elrond really started all of the problems,

He let Isildur get away;

How stupid is that?

Yes, very gay.



Legolas was quite vain,

He refused to fight;

Now his buds are in bitter pain,

Because he wanted his hair to look right.



Merry and Pippin were equally inept,

The optimism they kept;

But they didn't do much,

But dumb things like such and such.



Gimli was too hot-headed,

The ring he tried to break;

The beer he drinks isn't unleaded,

He's crazy for goodness sake!



Now our tour must end,

Just look at the time;

My love I do send,

But I'm tired of this rhyme.



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Please tell me what you think. I know, it was stupid, because I made it up as I went along.

Most of the characters really weren't that stupid, so I had to do the ridiculous.

Sorry if you were offended, it's supposed to do that.

Best wishes,

------------------------Stupid Kitten ;)