So I'm sitting in my dorm, and i like hear that slacker and bluenette moaning like no tomorrow and thats like grOSS
so i walk in their dorm and Jaden is doing the tongue tango with Syrus and thats not okay because chazz fucking princeton aint wanna see this, but they arent paying attention to me which they should because im amazing.
but then jaden rips off his clothes with his boner showing and syrus gets down and starts sucking and theyre making all these noises. their moaning was annoying as hell so i shouted at them
"hey fagwads, shut the fuck up and dont have sex infront of me only the chazz can have sex in this dorm. also your technique is awful. dorks"
"wowoWOWOW CHAZZ SHUT UP NOBODY LIKES U LIL DICKWAD. ALSO UR UGLY!" jaden shouted at me, and he'S WRONG IM AMAZING
syrus just continued sucking his dick like im not even there and jadens not even insulting me. what a douche.
so i go up and kick jaden in the crotch so he falls to the ground and curls up whining. Then Syrus gets up, and clings to my waist saying something about me being pretty.
god what a little dick.
so he suddenly starts pulling off my jacket saying he wants to do the deed with me, which is nasty. Jayden gets up bcuz apparently his dick is feeling better and hes like "we should all do the deed together and it will be like a party"
syrus is like, "yeah! yeah bro! thats a great idea!"
and i end up agreeing bcuz im just that awesome and like an hour later im taking a shower regretting everything
thats my life
also apparently syrus has like a 2 inch dick. laaaaame.