Disagreement
A/N: So, my first fanfiction… don't expect it to be good. Read some of the others and thought, I'm going to give this a go. One-shot. I thought of it when spending the whole day with my sister and how spending too long with the same person can become really tedious and arguments occur. So enjoy (hopefully)!
It was a quiet afternoon in the crumbling, so-called 'castle'. The castle which had recently been upgraded to flying castle had landed next to its usual destination, star lake. The pristine waters undisturbed by ripples as it lay untouched and pure.
Inside the castle itself, there was silence apart from the crackle of Calcifer in his usual spot. In front of him, sprawled out on couch was a raven haired wizard, lying dead still not disturbing the peace. His wife (yes wife!) Sophie had gone out to see her sister; Markl had taken Heen into the market to meet with Martha, leaving the wizard with the fire demon alone in peace. At least that's what Calcifer thought.
"I'm Bored!" Howl exclaimed, which as Calcifer's ears had been accustomed to silence, it almost made him jump right up the chimney.
"Jeez Howl! You almost gave me a heart attack! Figuratively speaking…"
"There is nothing to do" he whined, "and you're just plain boring".
The demon looked up with a mischievous glint in his eye, "maybe you should go and pick up a girl in town".
"Ha ha" he replied sarcastically, "very funny, you know I don't do that anymore. My heart belongs to Sophie". He gazed off into space and started to daydream.
"Thank God for that!" he said with a sigh. "Some of the girls you brought here were awful!"
"Not all of them!" Howl cried defensively.
"Yes all of them! Sonya, Rebecca, Georgia, that one with that vile excuse for a dog… Face it Howl, before you met Sophie, you had a terrible taste in women."
"Oh, and you would know would you?" Howl replied, now visibly getting annoyed.
"Yes I would know as I had to sit here and deal with all their demands, remarks, pointing, laughing, screaming, shouting, and laughing" he shuddered at the last one as he could distinctively remember some truly terrifying laughs, more of squawks really.
"Well you are just a fire demon; I wouldn't expect you to understand" he replied with a harsh tone as he stood up of the couch.
"And you're so blind when it comes to women you can't even see past your nose!"
"How dare you, you-" he paused to think, "hot head."
"Fancy pants"
"Match lighter"
"Slither-outer"
"Log muncher"
"Slob"
"Tree murderer"
"Fake face"
"Boiler"
"Self-obsessed"
"Useless lump"
"Coward"
"Lazy"
"Egocentric"
"A BIG FAT WASTE OF SP-" he was interrupted mid-flow by the sound of the door slamming shut.
"You two are arguing again! Honestly, I don't understand how you were able to be attached to each other for so long," Sophie placed a box, supposedly of cakes judging by the sweet aroma escaping for it, "go on, what's it about this time?"
The two looked at each other with confused expressions plastered on their faces.
They replied in unison, "I can't remember…"
FIN
Hope you liked it, as I said I don't expect you to like it but I'll be happy to hear what you have to say! Might write more, will have to see.