Kite ran to the Gott Statue and opened the chest, his breath ragged. " All right! " He said excitedly, " I finally cleared this dungeon! All by myself, too! "

As soon as the chest opened, his eyes widened and he was engulfed by a mystical purple smoke ..



Meanwhile, Elk and Mia were training ( and looking for Aromatic Grass, of course. )

" Everybody is kung - fu - figh - ting! " Mia sang, punching an enemy with every syllable. " Their fists are fast as light - ning! " Elk added, hitting a Red Scissors over the head with his staff and yelling BAT BAT BAT.

Just then Kite ran in. " HEY YOU GUYS! YOUUUUU GUUUUUUYS! "

Mia looked up. " What is it? "

" I GOT MASTERBLADES! "

" Masterblades? " Elk asked, genuinely confused. " What are those? "

" They're my new weapon! " Kite said, and grinned. He ran over to the Red Scissors and started masterblading furiously. " OSHI WHAT NOW, " he yelled, gasping.

" Oh damn, " Elk said, while Mia remained petrified. " Elk, go get a stick or something and hit him over the head. The boy's gone crazy. "

" Oh, I'll show him MY Groovy Stick .. "

" Elk! Oh my God, not you too! "

" YEAH ELK! " Kite hollered, and gave Elk some masterblades ( even though he was a Wavemaster ).

" HOLY HELL! " Elk yelled. " My mom walked in on me masterblading and I DIDN'T EVEN CARE! " " Did she try to stop you? " Kite asked. " NO! I was scared she was going to join in at first, but she left! "

" Man, your old weapon SUCKED! "

" I know! Before my Groovy Stick I had Adian's Rod. It was hard and thick. "

" You should've shown me, Elk. We could've had a good time ..

.. fighting monsters, " Kite finished.

" Fuck yeah! " Elk yelled, and masterbladed even harder than Kite, who was gasping in amazement. " WOAH ELK! IT'S SO BIG! "

" Yeah, I know my rod is big, I know. "

" How do you fit that thing in your pants?! "

" I dunno, I forgot to put it into storage. "

" Oh yeah, " Kite said thoughtfully, scratching his chin.

" Stupid Adian's Rod, " Elk said angrily, throwing it across the field.

Mia was watching in terror, before flash mailing BlackRose and Mistral. " Oh lord, the legacy of the masterblades have returned .. "

BlackRose gated in, scratching her head and yawning. " What's going on, you guys? It's two in the morning where I live. "

" It's urgent, " Mia insisted, pointing to Kite and Elk, who were whooping and smacking each others' asses and yelling ' WOO YEAH '.

" They're .. masterblading, " BlackRose said, gasping. " This is serious. "

" Serious is a funny word, " Kite giggled. " Let's say cereal instead. "

" Yes .. I flashmailed Mistral, too - hopefully she can help us with this serious - " ( at this point in time she ignored Kite and Elk yelling ' CEREAL! ' angrily in the background ) " - situation. "

" HOLY CRAP ELK, " Kite yelled, " MY MOM WALKED IN ON ME MASTERBLADING TOO AND I DIDN'T CARE EITHER! "

" AWW SHIIIIIIIIT, " Elk hollered, giving Kite a high five.

Mistral finally teleported in, then got yanked out by Lios. " YOU'RE BANNED FOR BEING TOO UGLY. "

" HAHAHAHA, " Kite laughed and pointed, " You got banned! "

" Way to get banned, banface, " Elk added, then went back to masterblading.

BlackRose and Mia looked at each other, stern looks on their faces. " What should we do? This is too serious ( " WE TOLD YOU GUYS IT'S CEREAL " ) for a normal player. "

" You know what we should do? " BlackRose replied, a stern look on her face. Mia sighed, and nodded. " I didn't want to have to resort to this .. "

The sky turned black, and a disco ball descended from the clouds.

" IT'S RAINING MEN, MOTHERFUCKERS, " BlackRose yelled, taking her top off. " FUCK YEAH BITCHES! "

Then several Lioses rained from the sky dressed in bondage suits and his fat crushed and killed them all.

THE END