I MEET A BLUE HAIRED HEDGEHOG BOY GUY THINGIE
Hey, my name's Kalifornia. I know, I know, weird name. But get this... I'm a dude. Yeah a boy named Kalifornia. Hardy, harr, harr. Whatever. Anyway this is about my
smashing Smash career, so let's get started.
Me being fast the fastest kid the whole school, I'm always being challenged by newbies. On that crazy day, I was scheduled to race a dude named Sanic. The guy had
SUPPOSEDLY dyed blue hair that was all spiked in the back. Also he was all covered up with V-necks and sweatshirts and long trousers to cover all his skin and he wore
big floppy red and white sneakers. To this day, I still don't believe I didn't think the guy was Sonic. I mean Sanic should have been the flipping giveaway! Anyway, when
the guy shouted for the beginning of the race, 'Sanic' was pretty fast but not fast enough to beat me. But then again, vice versa. So I ended up tying with the fastest
thing alive. "Perfect… tie… first time… Sma… hopefully…" What'd ya say Sanic?" "Nothing, just that you are the perfect friend! Hehehehehe." "But we just met." "I'd love
to hang, but I've got to juice!" Okay, that was weird was all I could think about when Sanic dashed away. Just a little too fast.