Resident Evil 4 mercenaries
Why did we go back!?
"Oh man, let's go back to the game."
"Are you sure Ali? This is getting kind of lame…"
"It's alright, I know what I'm doing, and I'll play as Hunk."
"Oh man, this is bad…Ahh funk…"
So she loaded up the game and grabbed the noobstick,
See, I didn't think she could play; she's always been quite thick,
Anyway, she is on the game and playing as the gas mask man,
Here comes chainsaw guy, I think he just wants a tan,
She readies her TMP, aims and fires,
He comes over, looking as if he's going to slash tires,
She dodges his slashes, and climbs up a ladder,
But this just seems to make him madder,
She shoots and shoots, one more and he's dead,
Then a little message runs through her head,
"Ha-ha! One more, bang bang blammo!"
"Um, Ali…I don't think you realize…You're out of ammo…"
"Run the funk away!"
"You idiot!" I just had to say,
The end again, from a sliced through head,
Well, this is bad now she's mourning on my bed,
God damn chainsaw man, I wish he wasn't there,
He gets in our way…Well maybe if we didn't go to his lair,
Either way, we're going to try in an hour,
I think the CH man, needs to take a shower. o.O