Katz's Delicatessen
205 East Houston Street,New York
John slipped inside the deli diner his eyes scanning the semi crowded dining establishment until his eyes landed on joss as she sat at a table. As he made his way over he could still see traces of pink in her hair.
"Joss" he stated as he removed his leather jacket and slid into the empty chair.
"John I'm glad you came I thought you wouldn't show up."
"Actually Joss I'm surprised you invited me to lunch after…"he trailed off as he looked back at the pink dye still in her hair.
"Forget it John it was April Fool's Day I'm not going to stay mad at you for a silly prank." Joss brushed off as she picked up her menu, "have you eaten here before I heard they're BLT's are mind blowing."
"Can't say that I have," John picked up his own menu his eyes scanning over the restaurants lunch menu.
"Me either my girlfriend managers the place she's been trying to get me to come here for the longest time this place is sort famous."
"Really, why?" John asked.
"Oh it was in this old late 80's movie with Meg Ryan"
John nodded as he continued to scan his menu. After 20 minutes they had both ordered and received their food and where in the process of eating when he briefly glanced up, seeing Joss staring at him, her eyes shining in mischief.
"You dyed my hair pink John" Joss smiled creepily "The entire station asked me if I was taking beauty tips from Nicki Minaj.
"Joss I…"
"It's time for payback" she bit out as she dropped her fork, the clattering drawing the attention of some of the patrons.
John sat ram rod straight as he watched her leaned back and touch lips lightly.
"Ohh.."
John stared in confusion as she moaned.
"Ohhh yes…John…oohh…yes!"
His eyes widen slightly as her moans got louder.
"Ohh God! John! Ahhhh! Yes! Yess! Ohhh! oh my God!"
His eyes darted around in embarrassment as Joss started moaning louder.
"John!" She screamed out slamming her hands on the table tossing her head back rocking in her chair.
"Ohh yes! John! Harder! yes ohh! ahh ahh!"
John felt his face turn red as she faked a very loud orgasm in the middle of the restaurant.
"Ohh yes yes! So good John! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
And just as suddenly as it started the whole ordeal stopped, leaving him staring at her, his mouth agape and his face red as he heard some the patrons start to clap and laugh at her performance. His ear catching a male voice behind them asking her for her phone number.
John watched in silence as she stood up putting her jacket back on, looking at him.
"You got the check covered right?" Joss asked with a smile.
He gave a slight slow nod, not trusting his voice to speak at the moment.
"Good" Joss's smiled widened as she tapped his chin "Don't mess with the champ…Harry," she turned on her heel and walked out the diner.
AN: If you haven't seen When Harry Met Sally I suggest you watch it or at least Youtube the fake orgasm scene.